Jesus they're on fire tonightThey can be a funny lot at times.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition
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That cracked me up.
Re: FT - Leicester 3 vs Liverpool 1 (27' 60' Vardy; 39' D'water, 67' - Phil)
« Reply #342 on: Today at 10:13:13 PM »
Think I'm gonna climb in the bath, lie down, prop my arse up and relax. Then piss in my own eyes.
Nothing funnier than a downbeat misery stricken scouser.
Re: FT - Leicester 3 vs Liverpool 1 (27' 60' Vardy; 39' D'water, 67' - Phil)
« Reply #342 on: Today at 10:13:13 PM »
Think I'm gonna climb in the bath, lie down, prop my arse up and relax. Then piss in my own eyes.
I love how they have their own version of the bbc football minute updates, a mod who has time to burn needs to get on it for us.
22' - Leicester have had a strong opening 20 minutes - exactly what we didn't want them to have.
Patience now will be key and making them run, then smash them when their heads drop
27' - Pathetic. Two passes and they go straight through us. Mignolet didn't stand a chance.
1-0 Vardy
39' - 2-0
Drinkwater with a 30 yard strike - Mignolet had no chance
45' - Kick off.
Leicester have done us thoroughly in the first half - stomping on Mane within a minute and it all went downhill from there.
We've started the 2nd brightly. Can we turn that into goal and 3 points?
53' - Mignolet diddles (You what?) Vardy with a lovely little touch way outside the box.
58' - Leicester relaxed now. Sitting deep and allowing us to have the ball. Confident that we can't penetrate their back 4/5 (N'didi keeps dropping back).
oh FFS
3-0 so easy for Leicester - Vardy - 60
64' - Of course Schmeichel will have a good game (Yeah ofcourse, that's why you conceded 3 goals) - Lallana with a good effort is thwarted
94' - So, once again this season, it looks like we've gifted a team in the bottom 3 the points to get themselves off it.
Good night all.
22' - Leicester have had a strong opening 20 minutes - exactly what we didn't want them to have.
Patience now will be key and making them run, then smash them when their heads drop
27' - Pathetic. Two passes and they go straight through us. Mignolet didn't stand a chance.
1-0 Vardy
39' - 2-0
Drinkwater with a 30 yard strike - Mignolet had no chance
45' - Kick off.
Leicester have done us thoroughly in the first half - stomping on Mane within a minute and it all went downhill from there.
We've started the 2nd brightly. Can we turn that into goal and 3 points?
53' - Mignolet diddles (You what?) Vardy with a lovely little touch way outside the box.
58' - Leicester relaxed now. Sitting deep and allowing us to have the ball. Confident that we can't penetrate their back 4/5 (N'didi keeps dropping back).
oh FFS
3-0 so easy for Leicester - Vardy - 60
64' - Of course Schmeichel will have a good game (Yeah ofcourse, that's why you conceded 3 goals) - Lallana with a good effort is thwarted
94' - So, once again this season, it looks like we've gifted a team in the bottom 3 the points to get themselves off it.
Good night all.
what a meltdown
That was awesome actuallywhat a meltdown
Marcus Halberstram @anaIdirgeprat
Arsed now. I want new owners with billions. Billions of pounds of dirty fecking money, made illegally, possibly through human trafficking.
Must be right depressing to be a Liverpool fan right now. You get to see your team once every fortnight or so and they got thrashed.
A day after United won a trophy.
A day after United won a trophy.
Don't feel sorry for them, they got next year.
had a little browse, every other post begins with the disclaimer ' I love Klopp, but...'
Good news for Liverpool is that I think they lost 0 points in the alternate premier league table as an away game at last seasons champions is an expected loss
Yeah pretty grim stuff.
Also there was the Chelsea false dawn, and now the Tottenham one.
Still plenty of games left to play... we'll see what happens
You make a valid point! (as I go and check the alternate league table)
I like your optimism!!
That's fecking great!
My 5th and final post of the night, but I don't care...
"Prop my arse up and Relax. Then piss in my own eyes"! That's Scouse poetry, that is!
I'm not a Klopp fan, but in defence of Klopp, Rodgers had the services of Suarez who is arguably the best player to play for LFC in over a decade.
Had Klopp had Suarez in his team, I think he'd comfortably beat Rodgers' points total.
Jesus fecking Christ thats brilliant. I pissed myself laughing
In the eyes?Jesus fecking Christ thats brilliant. I pissed myself laughing
Regular William Wordsworths over there...
to be serious for a moment..I know its hard...but
Their problem is lack of squad depth surely.
Their problem is lack of squad depth surely.
Thank you Liverpool, you hilarious bastards.
They will now easily beat/draw Arsenal.
Liverpool arsenal is a win win for us. Arsenal drop points and its AFTV night. Liverpool do so and its Klopp out
Draw would be a great result for us
Liverpool will get at least a draw. their record against the bigger teams have been really good.
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Hasn't it all gone to shit since Stevie Me returned? He's definitely cursed. No doubt whatsoever.
It's all part of the Stevie G masterplan, mate. Before long, Klopp will be bound and gagged in a filing cabinet while Coach Gerrard leads Liverpool to Alternative Facts Woodwork & Fair-play Steeplechase Cup glory.
He was an Everton fan. Agent slippy has done a fine job.
I can't do anymore it's getting a bit surreal (and unpleasant) - stuff like..
1 - I have seen more spunk in a subbuteo set
2 - After Lucas leaves I will not be able to have a shit (English maybe not brilliant, tbf)
3 - What would you give for a DM like McMahon or Souness? Literally my testicles...
1 - I have seen more spunk in a subbuteo set
2 - After Lucas leaves I will not be able to have a shit (English maybe not brilliant, tbf)
3 - What would you give for a DM like McMahon or Souness? Literally my testicles...
The last thing United fans need is Klopp out, he should be given an extended contract ha ha!
I like RAWK much more than Bluemoon. They're often funny. Bluemoon is just Mordor.
Lord of the Rags.
Yep. Rawkites have all the humour BM entirely lacks. The worst thing about RAWK, IMO, is the people who run it, not the members.