RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

[montpelier]

Top threads & tremendously cunning anti-Manc manouevres from the complete bellend man currently calling himself Andy@OldTrafford

 

[Sassy Colin]

I'll be mostly watching "Jose Mourinho is a knob and this is the LAUGH AT MANCHESTER UNITED THREAD" today I think.

Rolls off the tongue nicely, that title.

That's quite funny actually.

 

[Pexbo]

What's with the "Bebe coming back" title? If it was funny and relevant at some point (linked to us?) it's not any more. Do they always take this long to come up with witty new titles?

 

[Red Stone]

So I went on RAWK to see if they were saying anything about Rashford's U21 game. Nothing. Then I went on Bluemoon. Not even a mention of how Iateanacho is better.

Struck gold on Lineker's twitter, though. This isn't RAWK, but some cretin that tweets under the handle @MikLFC had this exchange with some bloke:

Marcus Shatford

haha hes better than any youth player in your team

1) It was a joke. 2) He's not better than any of our best youth.

1) it was not very funny 2) of course he is! Name 1 player his age or younger in your team who is better than him?

Ovie Ejaria, Ben Woodburn, Sheyi Ojo, Conor Masterson, Ryan Kent. Lots of them.

hahaha dear me, ok mate whatever

They're better than most players in your team now.

Best youth team in the world, la'. Gonna win the Alternative Youth Premier League, la'.

 

[Bwuk]

So I went on RAWK to see if they were saying anything about Rashford's U21 game. Nothing. Then I went on Bluemoon. Not even a mention of how Iateanacho is better.

Struck gold on Lineker's twitter, though. This isn't RAWK, but some cretin that tweets under the handle @MikLFC had this exchange with some bloke:








Best youth team in the world, la'. Gonna win the Alternative Youth Premier League, la'.

Rashford would walk into their first team, let alone youth.

 

[Jackylad]

Rashford would walk into their first team, let alone youth.

Aching with Jealousy. F*ck 'em, let them hate.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

"Marcus Shatford" as a comment on Lineker's twitter is pretty good though. I love how that is just never going to go away.

 

[Kraftwerker]

"Marcus Shatford" as a comment on Lineker's twitter is pretty good though. I love how that is just never going to go away.

Come off it. It's a load of unfunny nonsense perpetuated by teenagers.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

you should go have a look at the replies to a Lineker tweet. It's really not teenagers. Teenagers weren't even alive when it happened.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

We got the best koalas!

well what's Australia good for then?

 

[Red Stone]

A reply: "shat-trick"

It's fecking puerile, but a part of me can't stop laughing at how ridiculously far it has gone. There's swarms of them on literally every tweet he ever posts.

 

[Offside]

So I went on RAWK to see if they were saying anything about Rashford's U21 game. Nothing. Then I went on Bluemoon. Not even a mention of how Iateanacho is better.

Struck gold on Lineker's twitter, though. This isn't RAWK, but some cretin that tweets under the handle @MikLFC had this exchange with some bloke:








Best youth team in the world, la'. Gonna win the Alternative Youth Premier League, la'.

Clearly a WUM.

So many comments in this thread are people getting reeled in by clear wind-up Liverpool fans/people pretending to be Liverpool fans.

 

[Roosney]

A reply: "shat-trick"

It's fecking puerile, but a part of me can't stop laughing at how ridiculously far it has gone. There's swarms of them on literally every tweet he ever posts.

An Arse fan that. Also there's someone doubting if Marcus can cut it in senior level because it was just "two deflections and a pk". Ahh, people sometimes.

 

[montpelier]

Cantona is Back !!!

Very surprised Jonno hasn't posted in this thread yet.

 

[K2K]

They do confess to missing Cantona posting over there. As do we.

Best get some quotes in before @marukomu drops the CrowdGIF bomb,

(than LFC vs Leicester)

Is Cantona banned?

 

[montpelier]

Is Cantona banned?

Fancied a break, he was getting more proper stick than 'jolly banter' I think he more or less said. Without wanting to speak for him, like. He done quite a big post a few pages ago.

 

[montpelier]

BBC part of the Massive Conspiracy now

BBC touting [Rashford] as the next greatest player ever. Cringy BBC article has a bit on...
[List of Rashford Goals]
Doing feck all else...
[List of Big Games in Rashford Career so far]
Next Pele upcoming

Not forgetting the "Why I had to move on from Liverpool" edited to feck Joe Allen article from dear old Auntie, now ensconced in Salford fecking quays with their twattery that is not even subtle anymore. feck that fecking manc enclave and all who sail in her

 

[Badunk]

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Re: I love Manchester United, their manager, their ground, their fans and everything
« Reply #39 on: Yesterday at 10:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Cantona on Yesterday at 07:39:04 PM
Very surprised Jonno hasn't posted in this thread yet.

Look its 50/50 on yer claim in my eyes , so there is a 50/50 chance your picking on a 72 year old United Fan .

Are you ok with that ?

 

[Badunk]

Very surprised Cantona the gobshite returned, I thought Cantona the gobshite was only coming back the next time we played you and your c*nt of a fan base and c*nt of a manager who go hand in hand?

He`s a manc, they`re our enemies, not our friends.

feck off.

 

[ManRed]

Not RAWK but still funny

http://www.90min.com/posts/3739427-...-official-timing-partner-hollerfc?a_aid=35396

 

[spwd]

Not RAWK but still funny

http://www.90min.com/posts/3739427-...-official-timing-partner-hollerfc?a_aid=35396

Wow

 

[derace]

first class banter from a united fan in the social media section

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

I like how most of them can't believe some football fans might want to be able to actually discuss football.

 

[Stookie]

On a side note, I've just found out my new neighbour is a Liverpool fan. I only found that out coz I saw a Liverpool top on his washing line. Shame really...seemed like a decent bloke. I'm gonna go for some top wumming, any ideas are welcome!

 

[Carolina Red]

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Re: I love Manchester United, their manager, their ground, their fans and everything
« Reply #38 on: September 6, 2016, 09:55:47 PM »

f(e)ck these c*nts

I edited the (e) in so as to stay outta trouble, but I just found it amusing that the OP would edit the 2nd expletive but leave the first untouched.

 

[Carolina Red]

On a side note, I've just found out my new neighbour is a Liverpool fan. I only found that out coz I saw a Liverpool top on his washing line. Shame really...seemed like a decent bloke. I'm gonna go for some top wumming, any ideas are welcome!

Take a dump in his laundry basket

 

[montpelier]

It's a shame we can't have mature debate on rival sides here....

What kind of bollocks doth be this? First of all, we all know your a utd supporter...

 

[cesc's_mullet]

there is no point in even trying is there?

 

[montpelier]

nice post from Black&WhitePaul (very much not liking us is his usual subject)

Can I just point out with Newcastle and Sunderland it is more than football and it goes back a very long time.

It is a conflict that has divided two cities just 12 miles apart, for more than three centuries.

In the epoch before the 1600s, King Charles I had consistently awarded the East of England Coal Trade Rights (try to contain your excitement) to Newcastle's traders, which rendered the Wearside coal merchants redundant. People died because of it. Coal and ships were Sunderland's raison d'etre.

But when, in 1642, the English Civil War started, and Newcastle, with good reason, supported the Crown, Sunderland, because of the trading inequalities, sided with Cromwell's Parliamentarians, and the division began.

It became a conflict between Sunderland's socialist republicanism, against Newcastle's loyalist self-interest. A purposeful enmity if ever there was one. Unlike rivalries between other clubs, the differences between Newcastle and Sunderland date back to fighting based on the necessity to live and feed one's children, and benefit one's city.

The political differences between the two culminated with the battle of Boldon Hill. A loyalist army from Newcastle and County Durham gathered to fight an anti-monarchist Sunderland and Scottish army at a field equidistant between the two towns.

The joint Scottish and Sunderland army won - and Newcastle was colonised by the Scottish. It was subsequently used as a Republican military base for the rest of war.

And while this is a lucid basis for two cities hating each other, it has, like every other modern-day derby, developed profoundly irrational manifestations.

Not so nice from Cantona

Sunderland, kicking Newcastle's arse since 1642.

 

[krazyrobus]

Oh my, who was the crazy dude who wrote the HollerFC tweet. Must have been some utd fan resigning.

 

[SteveJ]

The political differences between the two culminated with the battle of Boldon Hill. A loyalist army from Newcastle and County Durham gathered to fight an anti-monarchist Sunderland and Scottish army at a field equidistant between the two towns. The joint Scottish and Sunderland army won.

Moyes: "I hope that’s a message. I hope it says, 'This is what he can do, this is where David Moyes works and he’s done it with a side which wouldn’t be expected to do it'”.

 

[Stanzin Lama]

Not RAWK but still funny

http://www.90min.com/posts/3739427-...-official-timing-partner-hollerfc?a_aid=35396

It is actually a genius strategy to attract Man Utd fans. Get a cheaper sponsorship and piss their fans off at the expense of their more popular rivals.

 

[Mindhunter]

It is actually a genius strategy to attract Man Utd fans. Get a cheaper sponsorship and piss their fans off at the expense of their more popular rivals.

Right, you are going to sport a watch that says Liverpool FC on it?

 

[montpelier]

Michael Owen certainly seems to be putting 110% into his LFC Ambassador role, RAWK ain't totally convinced

'Owen believes they are the third-biggest club in the world and the most attractive of all the Premier League teams.
He told BT Sport: ‘When you look at it, in the cold light of day, who’s better than Liverpool?
‘Who’s bigger than Liverpool? Who can you go to?
‘Barcelona and Real Madrid will attract anyone, I suppose.
‘But after that, where else is there to go? I can’t imagine you’re going to go anywhere else in the Premier League.’
Makes 'us' sound delusional he must have been told to be 'on message' of some such shit, transparent little turncoat twat

 

[VeevaVee]

Michael Owen certainly seems to be putting 110% into his LFC Ambassador role, RAWK ain't totally convinced

you know you've fecked up when RAWK thinks you're being delusional about Liverpool

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

If one post could ever sum up RAWK;

It screams anything but long term, why would you be so desperate to argue otherwise? You're not even new here, you're clearly not a WUM or an undercover Manc.

 

[Santoryo]

If one post could ever sum up RAWK;

For some of them it's implausible to be a rational Liverpool fan and have rationally level headed discussions. If you even dare attempt so, you're called a WUM or a United fan. Seeing that guy has been there long and probably proven himself a Pool fan, the other guy can't compute what's going on, "there has to be more to it", he's telling himself

 

[KomodoBadger]

For some of them it's implausible to be a rational Liverpool fan and have rationally level headed discussions. If you even dare attempt so, you're called a WUM or a United fan. Seeing that guy has been there long and probably proven himself a Pool fan, the other guy can't compute what's going on, "there has to be more to it", he's telling himself

Similar to City fans calling level headed City fans "rags" on Bluemoon. 'Tis ridiculous.

 

[Ramshock]

Michael Owen certainly seems to be putting 110% into his LFC Ambassador role, RAWK ain't totally convinced

Convenient scouser omits the time he joined United to actually win a league title.

 

[clarkydaz]

This guy?