A part of me wants them to extend it to 6 European Cups just so we can't laugh at the inbred cnuts when they do their "Six times la" gesture still using just the one hand.
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A part of me wants them to extend it to 6 European Cups just so we can't laugh at the inbred cnuts when they do their "Six times la" gesture still using just the one hand.
rawk said:How can we enjoy this when the prize is so spectacular? How can we enjoy this when we look so good, we have great football players and an outstanding football manager? You can't, can you? It's too real. It feels too achievable to allow us to kick back and just enjoy the weekly goal fest.
I find myself almost incapable of watching us. It's killing me.
Are you enjoying it?
I love that he adds "cup run" in there, forgetting that, well, Liverpool are out of literally everything now!!!rawk said:the fear, agony & disappointment are the fuel for the fire of ecstasy that we feel after the ball goes in, a win, and hopefully at the end of the season or cup run.
Now that's a transfer I'd love to see happening.I can think of one. The last transfer between Liverpool and United was on 11th May 2011 when United transfered 21 year old record number of titles. United are said to now be monitoring Liverpool's European Cup record with a view to a transfer as soon as possible.
Done.
Also you get an hour because snitches get stitches
A part of me wants them to extend it to 6 European Cups just so we can't laugh at the inbred cnuts when they do their "Six times la" gesture still using just the one hand.
But don't the webbed fingers make it one?A part of me wants them to extend it to 6 European Cups just so we can't laugh at the inbred cnuts when they do their "Six times la" gesture still using just the one hand.
Sounds like he's about to burst into song: 'How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?'RAWK said:How can we enjoy this when the prize is so spectacular? How can we enjoy this when we look so good, we have great football players and an outstanding football manager?
RAWK said:the fear, agony & disappointment are the fuel for the fire of ecstasy. Those halcyon days of yore will return; so sayeth the prophet etc etc etc...
A part of me wants them to extend it to 6 European Cups just so we can't laugh at the inbred cnuts when they do their "Six times la" gesture still using just the one hand.
Nature vs nurture How stuck up your own arse can you be? Imagine these people in real life.Sakho is sacrosanct
Another poster agrees and says this about the mod:
Black and white Paul isn't impressed either:
The mod replies:
I bet these very same people wouldn't say boo to a goose in real life. RAWK mods are your typical internet warriors - talk to people like crap online from behind a computer but quiet as a mouse in the pub.Nature vs nurture How stuck up your own arse can you be? Imagine these people in real life.
Yeah. They be waking up with a crowd round them.Nature vs nurture How stuck up your own arse can you be? Imagine these people in real life.
They still have to play Boro, Palace and Bournemouth at Anfield.They also still have to play City away, Arsenal away, and Spurs away.
They'll drop plenty of points from those 3 games
Rename the thread. Pronto
There's ten minutes to go in the United match, so I wanted to remind people - they've played an extra game, we have a much better goal difference and we're only two points behind them as things stand. Yes, I know some of you are just itching for that final whistle so you can whinge about the title of this thread, but we need to actually play our game first. If we don't win, then the title can change, but I think it should stay to annoy the whiners.
Cue a load of mancs suddenly remembering their passwords in 5...4...3...
What he forgot to add from his wife's criticism is "and what is especially pathetic is instead of continuing this argument, you've gone onto Rawk giggling and typing out this unfunny situation as an awful anecdote. Meow."My wife hates football. Hate is too strong a word (not just in general), but it's been one of the bane of her lives. There was a time when she got into it, but was then banned from going quite rightly, P8 W0 D4 L4. Sorry, but, off you go. You're not coming ever again.
But she said something really funny the other day when we were in a heated argument... 'so another weekend being a miserable bastard then because of the football? (said in a whiny sarcastic voice). (Pause) You know what's worse? When you win... it's pathetic how a game of football can make you happy all bloody weekend. fecking pathetic." Something like that anyway. Cheered me up hearing that. Argument ended. 0-1.
Feel a bit better for that result all round. Has Gary Lineker aged at all?
This is better than that bloke who lost an imaginary argument with himself. He lost an imaginary argument with his imaginary wife. Brilliant.Not content with imaginary Man United fans as friends, I'm pretty sure this guys wife is a cat.
What he forgot to add from his wife's criticism is "and what is especially pathetic is instead of continuing this argument, you've gone onto Rawk giggling and typing out this unfunny situation as an awful anecdote. Meow."
Oh god that's actually real.Christ...
RAWK said:We can all look forward to watching Match of the Day for the first time in ages. Wonder if Jimmy Hill is still presenting it?
followed by...Sensible Rawkite said:Can we catch Chelsea? are you kidding. They shouldn't be writing that after one win.
Someone seems happyRawkite said:I probably should have guessed.
Honestly, it looks like you're trying to find something to be negative about. Yes, we need to make sure we get more than just the one win, but they're just being happy at the fact that we won, and won in style.
Fecking Delirious Rawkite said:Just got back in. Get the feck in, we're class again!!
Wijnaldum was MOTM for me. He was absolutely colossal in the middle. Lallana's work rate was incredible and Mane was a man possessed in the first half, we could have easily scored 4 or 5.
Big shout to Mignolet who made a brilliant 1v1 save in the 1st half.
Absolutely brilliant result. Guinness will be drank tonight. Get in reds you feckin beautiful bastards!!
I didn't realise you were good at photoshop too....Christ...
Go to their facebook page, it's legit.I didn't realise you were good at photoshop too....
I know, the joke was that their reality was closer to your satire than, well, actual reality for everyone else.I nicked it from RAWK, chiefo, so I fear it's likely genuine.
If only every club came to play football we'd piss the league.
What he's saying is basically, "if only every team didn't use tactics that makes it very difficult for us to get the 3 points we'd win the league".If only every club came to play football we'd piss the league.
You're laughing now, but it's easy to forget that time Burnley came to Juanfield to play tennis.
This is definitely just for Liverpool right?