He's fecking rapid, he must weigh like 95kgs.
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Season Average Rating
- Appearances
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- Goals
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- Assists
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- Yellow cards
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Was very pleased with this signing and started as expected. He's just a top class striker, behind only Kane for me in the league. Such a clinical finish.
He has scored in his EPL debut for three different teams: West Brom, Everton and United!
Lovely finish for his PL/home debut goal. Hopefully he's more clinical than Zlatan this season.
What a goal that was
Honestly Zlatan didn't have the physicality to have scored a goal like that.
The speed of the lad 
30 goals this season incoming. Beast player getting ready to activate beast mode.
Great finish for the goal
or the speed to get in position in the first place.
Turns draws into wins.
Anyone else love how much he is loving being here?
One thing he was accused of at Everton was being a bit lazy and disinterested.. the fire and passion when he scored was awesome. Can't help but think he was in a bit of a rut there but now he realises this is his opportunity and he's not going to be a passenger.
One thing he was accused of at Everton was being a bit lazy and disinterested.. the fire and passion when he scored was awesome. Can't help but think he was in a bit of a rut there but now he realises this is his opportunity and he's not going to be a passenger.
Can't believe someone in the match thread called him a donkey.
Love that celebration.
That too. I wasn't anti Zlatan and I think he helped us a lot but the current version of him couldn't give us the consistency or shape we want.
You've been here for 9 years, you should be expecting these sorts of posts from time to time. I still can't believe Madrid fans called him Benteke 2.0
Caf gonna Caf, Rado
Name the whopper
Jesus, that's depressing
I was gonna say I can't remember but apparently it was antohan.
Quality finish!
That's what we need him to do. Last season, I hate to say it, but Zlatan takes a shade longer to get on that and shoots straight into Hart.
He's alright...
He's too good
Donkey gets a brace.
If we had him instead of Zlatan we'd have been title contenders last season.
We might still question how he'll fare against the very top European sides but he's gonna absolutely murder the PL.
That's why Conte and Mourinho made him as their no. 1 priority. He's 'born' to be that no. 9 in Premier League.
Lovely, Looking much more of a threat than he did in preseason
He's fecking class.
Who was the last player to score a hat trick on his debut for us?
I know he's my done it yet, but it's on!!
I know he's my done it yet, but it's on!!
Get your debut hattrick!
This is his bread and butter. Clinical and beastly.
Another one.
Morata's flick to set up Luiz was better
hehe
hehe
World Class Donkey.
I am in love
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