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Would they get 3 matches if they had a history of wilfully breaking legs, surely if they admitted that they could be charged criminally. The idea that biting can be compared to kicking or poor tackling on a football pitch escapes me. We've all kicked and been kicked.
Who's comparing? I'd like to see more punishment for thuggery.
 

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What Cantona did was much worse.
It was an isolated incident which he admitted to, he reacted after being provoked, did his time, learned his lesson, and didn't offend again (On the pitch). This is the third time that we know of for Ratboy and each time unprovoked, so completely different set of circumstances!
 

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Would they get 3 matches if they had a history of wilfully breaking legs, surely if they admitted that they could be charged criminally. The idea that biting can be compared to kicking or poor tackling on a football pitch escapes me. We've all kicked and been kicked.
a willful, malicious tackle with potentially carreer-ending consequences is far, far worse than a bite in my book but, albeit much more common.
 

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I can't help what you assumed. I say this to my wife a lot.
So what did 'you only get 3 matches for a leg break' mean? They should get more?

My point that is that whatever you meant it's still not a relevant comparison as kicking is part of the game more or less. A poorly timed tackle is a kick. Biting is totally different. It's like a headbutt but scummier.
 

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So what did 'you only get 3 matches for a leg break' mean? They should get more?

My point that is that whatever you meant it's still not a relevant comparison as kicking is part of the game more or less. A poorly timed tackle is a kick. Biting is totally different. It's like a headbutt but scummier.
Yes. Thuggery should get much more punishment and the hysteria and talk of multi-year bans for this bite are a bit mental. He should be punished but I'd like to see the real common, nasty stuff dealt with in similar haste and with the same gravitas.
 

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Yes. Thuggery should get much more punishment and the hysteria and talk of multi-year bans for this bite are a bit mental. He should be punished but I'd like to see the real common, nasty stuff dealt with in similar haste and with the same gravitas.
Yeah, I agree on thuggery, but I think this is just as bad. I hate the idea of being spat at or bitten, it may be symbolic more than harmful but it still sickens me. I also think that as it's his third bite and considering Rio and Cantona's bans, a year wouldn't be too mental.
 

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Yeah, I agree on thuggery, but I think this is just as bad. I hate the idea of being spat at or bitten, it may be symbolic more than harmful but it still sickens me.
Yes. I wish they'd stop doing it in porn too. When did gobbing on some birds arsehole become sexy?
 

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I understand, that his coach or you dont want to talk about it, because its incredible embarrassing. You are caught between the devil and the deep blue see: You either have to throw your best player under the bus or excuse the inexcusable. Its a tough choice.

There wasnt much to talk about anyway. For reasons unknown Italy got a red card, while Suarez didnt get a red card. So what should Tabarez say anyway? We played like shit in a poor game, but the ref helped us to win?

Tabarez shouldnt blame the media for asking the obvious question, but his player for doing the thing. Saying, that he didnt see it, is just a poor excuse.
That's it really, in a nutshell. Except it is a non-starter as a choice. I can't believe people contemplate the FA sending him home as a realistic option.

Step 1: try to avoid the issue or deflect blame (tabarez)
Step 2: enter denial and talk shit (Lugano)
Step 3: insane levels of denial and ludicrous statements (balbi)

Unfortunately the third chap is the most influential in Suarez' life so we are all fecked, well and truly.

BTW, the game had lots of intetesting tactical developments. Creatively it was very poor but tactically there was loads to appreciate, particularly in the value of versatile tactically-disciplined water carriers, something Tabarez has worked a lot on and was clear for all to see at the stadium (maybe not on tv). He actually tried to touch on that during the press conference and praise those players but obviously no one will ever look up, listen to or learn anything from that part of the pc.
 

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a willful, malicious tackle with potentially carreer-ending consequences is far, far worse than a bite in my book but, albeit much more common.
It's difficult to prove a tackle was deliberately malicious though rather than someone accidentally making a bad tackle. Whereas a bite is clearly deliberately malicious. I mean dangerous tackles happen in a context where everyone is running around making tackles and kicking each other, whereas biting has absolutely nothing to do with football at all. A dangerous tackle is on the wrong end of the scale of things that are acceptable on a football pitch whereas biting someone isn't even on that scale.
 

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Think about that poor doctor that put off his own cancer treatment to work on Suarez knee, only for him to do this.
Whut? This happened? It's official then, footballers have more important jobs than doctors.
 

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That's it really, in a nutshell. Except it is a non-starter as a choice. I can't believe people contemplate the FA sending him home as a realistic option.

Step 1: try to avoid the issue or deflect blame (tabarez)
Step 2: enter denial and talk shit (Lugano)
Step 3: insane levels of denial and ludicrous statements (balbi)

Unfortunately the third chap is the most influential in Suarez' life so we are all fecked, well and truly.

BTW, the game had lots of intetesting tactical developments. Creatively it was very poor but tactically there was loads to appreciate, particularly in the value of versatile tactically-disciplined water carriers, something Tabarez has worked a lot on and was clear for all to see at the stadium (maybe not on tv). He actually tried to touch on that during the press conference and praise those players but obviously no one will ever look up, listen to or learn anything from that part of the pc.
media is usually not talking about tactics after matches without any controversy. Thats a pitty, but I think its more or less resonable to focus the attention primarily on other issues after this game.
Now lets just wait how FIFA is going to decide. I think the punishment has to include the clear message, that any further incident like this, has very very very harsh consequences. Only if you tell him, that his career might be over if he does that again, he might stop.
 

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Has there been any word on how long the ban is likely to be? My gut feeling tells me it will just be 3 international game ban. I really hope I'm wrong though.
 

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Has there been any word on how long the ban is likely to be? My gut feeling tells me it will just be 3 international game ban. I really hope I'm wrong though.
I just got an alert from ESPN saying it could be a maximum of 24 months.
 

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Has there been any word on how long the ban is likely to be? My gut feeling tells me it will just be 3 international game ban. I really hope I'm wrong though.
No, afraid you're right though. would be a shame. BUT, Liverpool can't look the other way again.
 

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The Sun reporting he could be banned for two years, yeah right :lol:
 

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I only just saw the Tabarez press conference but, as I was saying earlier, fecking predictable. Three English reporters start asking him about Suarez, biting and suspensions. Last time he met a press conference in the same conditions was in South Africa after Ghana and he was well and truly pissed off that instead of celebrating victory after 120 minutes of twists and turns and penos it all was about that single incident and some sort of moral issue around it.
So what, is he 9? Is this a playground grudge exercise? Again, the English press has become a ridiculous excuse for "I don't like this reporting that affects me, etc etc, ignore the English conspiracy!" It's nonsense. Our broadsheets are amongst the best in the world and spend the vast majority of their time pointing out our own inadequacies. I hate our gutter press as much as the next guy (I've even written a sitcom pilot about it!) but the legacy of our tabloids - who no one takes as reputable - is now being used to slander and obfuscate both genuine investigative journalists (FIFA/Blatter etc) and quite legitimate questions of on field actions (Suarez)...You said earlier [about our respective media] "They're both as bad as each other"..Well I call bullshit on that. We'd at least admit it happened. And if any didn't, the rest would pile on to correct them.

So to say "Well, what can we do?" is a bit of a nonsense to me....Erm, tell the truth? That's the purpose of news and reportage. And if National pride is a legitimate reason for not doing so, then feck me, the BNP would be proud of such rhetoric.

Yes, Chiellini is a twat and acting like a bad loser because that was not the defining moment of the game in any shape or form
Your star player not receiving a justified red whilst leading by one goal against 10 men isn't a game defining moment in ANY shape or form? It may not be the single most important, no, but it could've made a shit load or difference in such a game.

I can completely understand how annoying this must be for you. A bunch of English people getting worked up at a side issue after you've qualified from the (well, at least one of 2) group of death, and in impressive comeback circumstances too, but I hope you can see why this whole thing just seems bonkers from our perspective. If Lugano and Suarez feel attacked, then from our POV we seemed to have become the a focal point of abuse for refusing to ignore thuggish behaviour from a repeat offender. The very fact this is getting twisted back on us is aggravating in itself.
 
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Your star player not receiving a justified red whilst leading by one goal against 10 men isn't a game defining moment in ANY shape or form? It may not be the single most important, no, but it could've made a shit load or difference in such a game.

I can completely understand how annoying this must be for you. A bunch of English people getting worked up at a side issue after you've qualified from (at least one of 2) group of deaths, but I hope you can see why this whole thing just seems bonkers from our perspective. If Lugano and Suarez feel attacked, then from our POV, we seemed to have become the a focal point of abuse for refusing to ignore thuggish behaviour from a repeat offender. The very fact this is getting twisted back on us is aggravating in itself.
Wasn't it before they scored?
 

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No chance of a two year ban and it would be fairly ridiculous if he did get one. That would definitely be too much.

6-9 month ban would be fair and justifiable. More than that would be too much (though very enjoyable).

Probably won't be anything like that though.
 

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If next season this idiot see's red and chomps down on someone, and they instantly react by kicking out and caught him in the knee or something, breaking or fracturing his leg and threatening his career.......who should be punished?

By the way, would be interesting if he did it playing England and bit down of Stevie gerraaaaard. Wonder what the Liverpool supporters would say then!!
 

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The Sun reporting he could be banned for two years, yeah right :lol:
The maximum punishment for violent conduct is 24 months, that is what they are playing on for sensationalism. He wont get that, no one ever has.

I do think people thinking this will be just internationals are wide of the mark, this is properly bad PR for Fifa when they desperately need some feel good stuff.
 

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His world cup is over for sure.

Brilliant stuff, you epic moron.
In many ways it's better Uruguay went through last night. So if they get knocked out in the next game, he can add that to his guilt. Not that I suspect he feels any. If quotes from his camp are to be believed the hearing is going to be more hilarious than when Homer Simpson represented himself in court once in that Simpsons episode.
 

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I have this nagging feeling in my gut, that nothing will happen to him FIFA will say that nothing can be proved and he will be cleared to play.
I hope I am wrong, if he gets away with it, he will do it again.