Raab is another oxygen thief.I think Raab's been the most impressive.
Raab is another oxygen thief.I think Raab's been the most impressive.
We've already skipped that bit, we're now on the parts where a big pile of money gets burned and then two groups of people are set against one another.So when is the part where they drop a pool cue into studio and candidates have to fight til the death ?
Would certainly be an interesting way of getting your confidence and supply partners on side.These debates are irrelevant. The dogs in the street know Boris will be Prime Minister.
Watch as he then pursues a plan similar to that outlined by Portillo on This Week last Thursday.
Looks like Jeremy came with one up his arse for just this eventuality!So when is the part where they drop a pool cue into studio and candidates have to fight til the death ?
He won't need them.Would certainly be an interesting way of getting your confidence and supply partners on side.
Hiding behind the ethnicity of a distant relative he obviously never met. Wish Emily pushed the question of what would he think of that comment more.I can't hate Muslims, my great granddad was one.
Pob. "I'm so great pick me".
Was just about to ask the same thingHas Corbyn fecked Gove's wife?
Which is also exactly how I'd predict the next round of votes will go (from fewest to most).I'd rank that debate from best to worst:
Stewart
Javid
Hunt
Gove
Johnson
Q: How do you respond to these allegations, Mr Corbyn?Q: My hard-working husband owns Luxembourg - why doesn't he own America?
Gove: Because Jeremy Corbyn stole your Christmas presents and gave them to Iran.
Q: How do you respond to these allegations, Mr Corbyn?
Corbyn: Now is not the time for these discussions. We need to focus on what is best for the nation.
Q: Its a simple question Mr Corbyn. Yes or no; do you sleep in an oxygen tent that gives you sexual powers?
Corbyn: While we debate these matters we should be-
Q: For fecks sake Jeremy the allegations are clearly bullshit so why don't you just flat out deny them and we can move on?!
Corbyn: ...in the nineteenth century, coal miners used to...
I'm just amazed he didn't resort to "my brown friend" when he forgot Abduls name.You can understand why Boris does not like debates. But he's still odds on.
Q: How do you respond to these allegations, Mr Corbyn?
Corbyn: Now is not the time for these discussions. We need to focus on what is best for the nation.
Q: Its a simple question Mr Corbyn. Yes or no; do you sleep in an oxygen tent that gives you sexual powers?
Corbyn: While we debate these matters we should be-
Q: For fecks sake Jeremy the allegations are clearly bullshit so why don't you just flat out deny them and we can move on?!
Corbyn: ...in the nineteenth century, coal miners used to...
"I once had prawn crackers, so I'm not racist."I'm just amazed he didn't resort to "my brown friend" when he forgot Abduls name.
So Mr. Hunt, do you think we have a problem with Islamaphobia in this country?"I once had prawn crackers, so I'm not racist."
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So Mr. Hunt, do you think we have a problem with Islamaphobia in this country?
"Well I have 2 half Chinese children, and they've never had any problems in school!"
I don't want to give a third of my salary every month to buy councillors new iPhones and politicians new mistresses, and yet here we are."You dont have a mandate from the people, when will you do the right thing and have an election?"
BJ: "I dont think anyone in the house of commons wants an election!"
Exactly, he's like those people who think that eating guacamole with their chips is part of their personality.Could Gove have been more desperate to shoehorn in anymore jibes against Corbyn? He's obviously aware that he is devoid of a personality and any credibility so has to try and construct a persona based on opposition to another figure rather than on his own principles and policies.
Yep, that was cringe-inducing stuff. Although, to his credit, at least he answered with the correct nationality this time.So Mr. Hunt, do you think we have a problem with Islamaphobia in this country?
"Well I have 2 half Chinese children, and they've never had any problems in school!"
The lie detector would've exploded.Maybe we should have got Jeremy Kyle to do it instead...
Its amazing really, I can only imagine the sort of underfunded, run down, inner city shithole they attend.Yep, that was cringe-inducing stuff. Although, to his credit, at least he answered with the correct nationality this time.
TLW said:Turning into the Four Yorkshiremen sketch on Islamaphobia.
"My Muslim great-grandfather..."
"Eeh, luxury, my immigrant wife..."
Jeremy Hunt - My Japanese wife - Abdul.Q: How many people you slept with?