DavidDeSchmikes
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What result do I want tonight?
A bore 1-1 draw game, with a dull atmosphere, with multiple players sent off for diving, dissent etc. John Stones to score an own goal in the 88th minute, only for Raheem Sterling to score a 98th equalizer. The majority of the game is both teams playing 'long balls' and 'forward balls'. Salah has a goal ruled off for offside, Sterling gets a second yellow for diving in the 100th minute. In attempting one of his 'no look' shots, Firmino misses an empty net, resulting in a hilarious facepalm. The Sky pundits will be at a loss at how the two greatest teams in the history of world football, could produce such a bad game (Souness blames Mourinho and £100million Pogba). Also Klopp and Pep get sent to the stands for shouting at the 4th official and stepping onto the pitch, with the journos shocked at how these two characters could indulge in such behaviour (never seen before).
Post match interviews will see Pep claiming it was the greatest game he saw, then ending his interview by resigning to fight for Catalonia independence. Klopp meanwhile blames long balls, Jose, that Valencia goal, Man Utd playing Ajax, the pitch, Russia hackers etc..
City and Liverpool get kicked out the CL, with a lucky loser being reinstated in their place, which turns out to be Manchester United (who go on to win the CL winning the final 1-0, by parking the bus, with Jose claiming it to be a 'beautiful victory'
A bore 1-1 draw game, with a dull atmosphere, with multiple players sent off for diving, dissent etc. John Stones to score an own goal in the 88th minute, only for Raheem Sterling to score a 98th equalizer. The majority of the game is both teams playing 'long balls' and 'forward balls'. Salah has a goal ruled off for offside, Sterling gets a second yellow for diving in the 100th minute. In attempting one of his 'no look' shots, Firmino misses an empty net, resulting in a hilarious facepalm. The Sky pundits will be at a loss at how the two greatest teams in the history of world football, could produce such a bad game (Souness blames Mourinho and £100million Pogba). Also Klopp and Pep get sent to the stands for shouting at the 4th official and stepping onto the pitch, with the journos shocked at how these two characters could indulge in such behaviour (never seen before).
Post match interviews will see Pep claiming it was the greatest game he saw, then ending his interview by resigning to fight for Catalonia independence. Klopp meanwhile blames long balls, Jose, that Valencia goal, Man Utd playing Ajax, the pitch, Russia hackers etc..
City and Liverpool get kicked out the CL, with a lucky loser being reinstated in their place, which turns out to be Manchester United (who go on to win the CL winning the final 1-0, by parking the bus, with Jose claiming it to be a 'beautiful victory'