I know it's from Blue Moon Rising, but this really made me chuckle!
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He had like 1 or 2 seasons max where he did... the rest was very inconsistent with the odd really good performance (against arsenal). He never had the consistency ibra has shown in scoring consistentlyDrogba owned the league in his time here.
The cut off point doesn't even need to be that high mate, outside of his two best seasons he never scored more than 16 in a season for Chelsea.
Now though to be fair in two of those years at Chelsea he was outstanding and scored 33 and 37.
On Zlatan yeah if he managed 15-20 goals that would great and i think most of us would be satisfied. If he went even further and scored 20-30 then we'd all be fecking delighted.
Nice summary.
We won't lack a traditional striker because Ibrahimovic is a very smart player. He doesn't drop deep for the sake of it , he does it to create space for the wide players in our case it will or should be Martial. Ibrahimovic will be in the box when he needs to, because the guy loves scoring goals.
Anyone else think he might play as a 10 for us, rather than up top? Feel like he does that more with Sweden, but then I don't watch PSG very often outside of CL when he was fully up top.
His control and vision are immaculate, and his hold up play is excellent too. Jose at Chelsea talked about a 'house' around a target man - where the ball goes long to target (Drogba) and then 5 others make a house shape around him - runners going past him and two providing options. I could see that working well with Ibra - use him as the pivot and have two fast wingers bursting past him.
Am genuinely very excited by this one. Hope it gets sorted tomorrow with no surprises.
His control and vision are immaculate, and his hold up play is excellent too. Jose at Chelsea talked about a 'house' around a target man - where the ball goes long to target (Drogba) and then 5 others make a house shape around him - runners going past him and two providing options. I could see that working well with Ibra - use him as the pivot and have two fast wingers bursting past him.
Am genuinely very excited by this one. Hope it gets sorted tomorrow with no surprises.
Its kind of what I was hoping, however
1. We have Rooney
2. He doesn't work hard enough defensively to play 10 under Mourinho IMO
You never know though
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The thing to note though, is that even if he is playing as the main striker, he will drop deep into the 10 position and allow others, particularly out wide, to occupy the central striker position quite frequently (could be good for Martial on the left)
So you don't want a World Class manager, in Mourinho.
And you don't want a World Class attacker, in Ibra.
Hmmm..........
Fixed that for you, there is no way spending £29.8m on Vardy is better, no way
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You spelled his name wrong.
Not really. Don't like Mourinho and think Zlatan is no longer of the level required.
Fixed that for you
Seems fake, I have trouble believing that he'd phone the ticket office personally.
In that case you would play a 4-4-1-1 with Ibrahimovic as the lazy striker furthest forward in the defense, while he drops deeper in the offense while the other striker provides runs through the lines - which is how Sweden has used him mostly these years. It is far from ideal though in comparison to as a playmaking striker considering the fact that he drops so deep to create chances - while he is still scores so many goals.
It isn't nearly as good as him as the lone striker with two wingers who can score a goal though. I couldn't see it work at United like Blanc didn't see it work with Cavani in that role for PSG even if he's one of the best grafty strikers in the world.
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How can you not already love zlatan?
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10305246/zlatan-avoids-united-questioning
http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/10305246/zlatan-avoids-united-questioning
so who's going to be hitting refresh like a looney tomorrow morning?
His latest instagram post tells you to go to http://a-z.com which is literally a site about his branding.
He's only signing on as our primary Scandinavian clothes partner
Wasn't Origi awful in the French league?Very funny to see fans of clubs like Liverpool (Giroud) or Liverpool (Origi) saying Zlatan is not good enough.
All these 3 strikers played in the French league...
United's best player is some unproven youngster from the very league.
Vardy has had one good season. He could just as easily pale into insignificance next season. Starts missing a couple of one on ones, confidence drops and so on.
Surely Ibra has more to suggest he'd be a good signing, let alone for free.
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Origi made the worst 11 of the season on his last there.
I think Twigginater is George Costanza in his opposite religion phase.
Given the facts he was owned by Liverpool and his performances with Belgium in the summer 2014, Origi was expected to be a super star here.
But, he was disappointing and generally average: 8 goals in 33 games in 14/15.
I don't follow Liverpool but I remember him as an overrated player.
I may have my doubts about the actual impact he will have with his age , new league etc but I do admit to been excited by his arrival with hope that he will have a great season for us next season. He certainly won't lack the confidence or be overawed by anything, I think like other players who come to Utd from abroad he will still be surprised by just how big we are globally as a club but he will take all that in his stride and hopefully the final chapter in his career is a glorious one.
Imagine the meltdown in here if he said he was going somewhere else tommorow. He's the guy who would do it for the fun of it too. Hope he comes before the Euros and it isn't the summer dissapointed like Vidal, schneider, Lucas Moura ect..Let's hope Sanches was the worst of it.
Happy Zlatan Day everyone!
He's not going to announce his own signing if he's coming to us. It's all obviously about his silly clothing brand launch
Yeah, can’t remember United ever allowing that for any player. Medical hasn’t happened yet either and wouldn’t probably take place before Sweden’s Euros are over. Perhaps a decision has been made and personal terms agreed, but as much as I’d want to see this announced today...
Not necessarily. Remember when Chelsea signed Fabregas, he was confirmed while he was in Brazil for the World Cup. But I agree, an announcement on his next team is not likey tomorrow. By the end of the week, before the Euros begin I think is in play.
True, guess United’s doctors could fly to France as well, however if they would’ve already done that, twitter would surely have some flight tracker experts on it.
Of course it is. We wouldn't let him at his own clothes range launch anyway. Adidas would have a fit.
This is hilarious! "If Zlatan comes to your house, you're the guest". And him interviewing those people cracked me up. How can you not love this guy?
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Love it! The Vitamin Well part was hilarious
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