That smile was comfortably the most entertaining thing about our season so far, if he does come which is looking likely we should make him do daily conferences as part of his contract.
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But not garden canes, boy, they slipped up there.
Absolutely have to get a Ibrahimovic united shirt if it happens
here here!
It is known.
Wonder what number he'll get? Can't imagine him being happy with #14 or something!
Woddy's in negotiations to make us official partners as we speak.
Yea
I wonder if you guys are wilfully reading too much.
He could just be amused and starting to be bored by the bloke's persistence in sticking to a line of questions he isn't going to answer right now.
On the other hand ...
He could just be amused and starting to be bored by the bloke's persistence in sticking to a line of questions he isn't going to answer right now.
On the other hand ...
For what region?
I said I'd never buy another shirt with a name on it after a few disasters.
Feck that though, Zlatan is the exception.
Feck that though, Zlatan is the exception.
With him and Mourinho, along with Schweinsteiger, we'll finally have a bunch of natural leaders in our team.
Imagine being down two goals at half time with these two in the dressing room, we can finally expect a better team to come out on the field again. Nothing like what we had with LvG where we'd actually be worse.
Imagine being down two goals at half time with these two in the dressing room, we can finally expect a better team to come out on the field again. Nothing like what we had with LvG where we'd actually be worse.
Dunno about you guys but it's clearly a done deal.
I am off to get my Zlatan 11 shirt printed as we speak.
I am off to get my Zlatan 11 shirt printed as we speak.
Fixed.
Our PR office is shitting it at the prospect of Zlatan, Mourinho and his backroom staff all coming in.
Poor feckers are gonna earn every penny from now on.
Poor feckers are gonna earn every penny from now on.
That grin,
After seeing that... I think it's pretty obvious he's joining United.
This is definitely happening so you know what that means...we're bound to win the league. Everywhere Zlatan goes a league title follows.
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It's really tricky. 10 is ruled out. 9 would seem very unfair because Martial is quite a big star atm and will be our future. 7 on the other hand should easily be possible to rip off from Memphis, but I don't think that's the kind of number ibra wants. 11 is also a possible number. 18 ??? That's an option for some strikers but I doubt it. The search goes on. I remember being really pissed off with giving the no. 5 shirt to Rojo while others were laughing at me. Who's laughing now.
That sly smile when asked if he has spoken directly to Mourinho this week. He is such a tease 
It would surely be 7 or 11. Both Memphis and Januzaj will be demoted. Perhaps Mata 8 will be freed up as well. Who knows
Reported for attempting to murder the muppets.
I think 11 might be the number for Ibra, I am in hope that we are saving the #7 for Griezmann
No wonder about it.
That sly smile when asked if he has spoken directly to Mourinho this week. He is such a tease
Could almost see the clockwork running in his head "shite, how do I get out of this one...".
Did we seriously try to sign him when he moved to PSG 4 years ago? Would have been an amazing signing back then and we should have gone for him.
Clubs generally don't just take numbers from players to give to another player. The only time I've seen it happen at United is when we gave Fellaini's number, 31, to Schweini... but I think Fellaini had to agree to it and obviously he doesn't care about 31.
One thing is sure, he'll take the #1 shirt if De Gea leaves.
We signed van Persie that summer. That was the right choice considering he was a proven top class PL player.
Has to be no 7. I want one and I've only ever bought 2 shirts before in my life (1994 black away with Cantona 7 & 1999 Red CL final with 99).
No 7 Red home jersey with no 7 Ibrahimovic on the back will be the most bought shirt in football merchandising history ....
But only after killing everyone else on the team. Which may not be such a bad thing after all
He's coming.
*and we need someone like him. Even if he doesn't score a bucket load of goals, he could be the character we've been lacking for the past 4-5 seasons.
Stripping Memphis of the #7 will further damage his confidence. If Jose has no place for him, fair enough, but if he does, let him keep it.
*and we need someone like him. Even if he doesn't score a bucket load of goals, he could be the character we've been lacking for the past 4-5 seasons.
Stripping Memphis of the #7 will further damage his confidence. If Jose has no place for him, fair enough, but if he does, let him keep it.
Judging by that interview he must be coming here. Looks away from the reporter all the time he is being asked about Mourinho and us except for the last few questions.
Generally they don't take numbers from players if we are talking about just any player. This on the other hand is a totally different story. We ripped the number off from Gabriel Heinze thought.
If you have a star like Ibra coming in and you have a cocky youth player like Memphis and the transfer depended on it (say Ronaldo came back), do you think the club would let Memphis stand in the way of that? They often make look like the player himself gave the number away, and in return earns some fan credits. To me the #7 has been used like a prostitute of lately. We should be more careful with it, however the spell is probably gone now for the new generation of fans.
Jesus that's some Pulis laugh
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