Calm the feck. He's coming. He's said that he's just warming up for months now, would he then go and play in China/USA? No, he will be a Man Utd player days after Mourinho's contract has been signed.
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He's so ours.
One thing is certain, the man has no poker face whatsoever!
This guy is awful at bluffing 
Wow, it's almost a certainty then?? Crazy.
Even the green lantern can't save it with his imagination
Oh, he's coming alright. Helena better feed him well
That's a huuuuge hint. A monstrous one.
Would not fare well at poker that's for sure.
He's obviously just joking, he always jokes like that.
He really knows how to send us into muppet madness the glorious bastard
I hope he isn't a poker player.This guy is awful at bluffing
Man I'm looking forward to next season, feels good to enjoy the prospect of our football for a change
Woody's already rang up the factories to make a batch of MUFC - Zlatan branded walking canes.
Quite excited for this, also the marketing team and the Glazier garden gnomes must be rubbing themselves silly over the commercial aspect.
The only person in the world with a worse poker face than him at the moment is me.
We're signing Zlatan!
We're signing Zlatan!
He would probably be in the top 5 of most shirt sales I would think.
PSG still have Zlatans walking cane rights.
That grin
havent bought a kit with a name on the back for a while, but if he comes and gets a decent squad number, its on
He has said multiple times that there is "only one trophy left" meaning he won every league except the PL, so I think he is very tempted.
Blimey, when I got a text saying "Looks like Zlatan is going to United", I thought the evidence would be a little more concrete than this!
*Unzips pants*
He sounds like Steven Seagal when he talks. He's gonna be asking why Richie did Bobby Lupo next.
It's obvious. The big fecker is coming .
.The little boy inside him is smiling. Look at that face
He can have Rashford's number. Rashford has nothing to learn from Ibra, after all.havent bought a kit with a name on the back for a while, but if he comes and gets a decent squad number, its on
Actions speak louder then words
Feck it blue shirt with Zlatan on the back, yes please.
On.Like.Donkey.Kong
It's a massive indication he's coming but he's Zlatan, he could be messing with the press. Either wouldn't surprise me.
Can we have "ZlatanCafe" for a day if he signs ?
give him memphis number 7. 7 Ibrahimovic is one of the most fitting squad number matches i can think of in history .
I'm in full muppet mode today. I have to sack two people at work and i'm going to part them with " dont worry, Ibra is going to united and everything will be ok!"
Can you imagine Zlatan and Keane in the same team? They would probably kill one another
Vi ses i Manchester!
I think giving him the number 9 and Martial the 11 works well.
Would be funny if Zlatan got his own entrance from the tunnel in his first match, walking out to the tune of Shane O'Mac's "here comes the money" WWE Theme.
Would be funny if Zlatan got his own entrance from the tunnel in his first match, walking out to the tune of Shane O'Mac's "here comes the money" WWE Theme.
Martial 7, memphis 39.
Didn't want him at first, but now I'm hyped as feck!
Who's the official supplier of hand lotion and tissues?
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