We should be hiring Jose even if we make 4th. There is no possible reason to keep Louis.
BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho
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The internet is going to break if Ed sneaks in a 'We expect louis to see out his contract' 
Thanks for the responses guys.
This will be 1 thing i will miss about LVG, he is a complete nutter.. His press conferences were always fairly funny but that is the only thing I like about Louis...
I'll sacrifice that calmly for "he is a specialist in failure, I am not"
There is a difference between should and would.
We'll lose a few posters here. They'll be a lot of Co-Op funerals.The internet is going to break if Ed sneaks in a 'We expect louis to see out his contract'
Would you want LVG to keep his job if he manages to get the top 4 finish and win the FA cup?
I wouldn't.
Mourinho all day.
I wouldn't.
Mourinho all day.
I cannot wait for the undercover digs at Wenger and Pep. Maybe even Conte if he starts his Chelsea reign poorly.
I want everyone to start hating us and our manager again
If we get top 4 it'll be a gigantic let off at this point. City have handed us chance after chance and we've failed to capitalise on every single one.
In short, no. Definitely not.
No. I would not want my captive to make me eat donkey shit for another year just because he decided to give me a cupcake one day.
I'm seeing a lot of Mourhino talk on Twitter in the last 30 minutes. Is something happening?
Even if he did manage it, Shitty (and Arse) have handed us a top 4 place on a plate several times, we should have had it wrapped up weeks ago, we've just refused to capitalise. That's why I agree with you, if we are jammy enough to make top 4, we will barely deserve it and LvG will have to go.
I had such great hopes for him and I am really surprised how poorly the team has performed, because they appear to like him.
Who knows, only God...
If only God knows then something must be going down.
Nothing on The Discovery Channel yet though.
I think its just because there is an investor call on, but the call wont be addressing any managerial change anyway so its just smoke for today I reckon.
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
Maybe I'm part of LVGs army
Don't need an army to pass sidewaysMaybe I'm part of LVGs army
If there is any article in Italian that needs translation let me know
Cleverley would be their champion thenDon't need an army to pass sideways
Probably going to announce that he is off to Everton.
''We are pleased to announce José Mourinho will take over from Louis van Gaal... When his contract ends May 2017''
He wouldnt even have given you a cupcake. More like, for a minute he stopped guarding the door and someone else brought you a cupcake before he got back.
Why must this be such a massive cocktease
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In financial report press release, Ed Woodward says he's 'delighted by the emergence of yet another crop of exciting young players'.
12:07 PM - 13 May 2016
@RobDawsonMENIn financial report press release, Ed Woodward says he's 'delighted by the emergence of yet another crop of exciting young players'.
12:07 PM - 13 May 2016
Ed 
Ed the f*ck head..Ed
Which means that he is more than happy with Van Gaal who will see his contract out.Rob Dawson
In financial report press release, Ed Woodward says he's 'delighted by the emergence of yet another crop of exciting young players'.
12:07 PM - 13 May 2016
That's a good analogy.
I've noticed that when we win one game, a lot the fans suddenly love LVG.
They forget that we are in 5th place, out of the CL, out of EL, struggling to score more than 1 goal per game. etc.
1 win and all our problems are forgotten and LVG forgiven.
The only reason why I want LVG replaced is because he cannot do better than 4th place. Not because we won or lost 1 particular game.
This thread is the equivalent of an annoying child in the back of the car screeching "are we there yet?" every 5 minutes.
and blame the journalists for causing him to leave?
Don't start putting stuff from the investor call in here, it has jack shit to do with this thread.
Who was the last crop? Dumb ass Ed.Rob Dawson
In financial report press release, Ed Woodward says he's 'delighted by the emergence of yet another crop of exciting young players'.
12:07 PM - 13 May 2016
I think Louis has too much pride to announce that he's leaving in front of his enemies in the press.
Who? Who forgets our problems, or forgives LVG, after a win?
Just announce it today FFS. We need it. I haven't been this excited since the 3rd time we signed Gaitan.
I did, but hadn't realised someone had started a thread. It was just a tweet. Sorry.
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