TheNewEra
Knows Kroos' mentality
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"We aspire to be at Chelseas level."
If he starts to talk about a process and a philosophy, which will take several years to implement, while spending more money than any other club, fans may ask him to be sacked before the season even starts!Yup, I feel this would be critical. Especially with the shite we have been served for the last three years, I really hope his vision it about winning things NOW.
Also, I would really appreciate it if he doesn't use the words "philosophy" and "transition".
The toilet in your aircraft works on a vacuum pump at low altitudes and switches over automatically to a system run by differential pressure (outside air and cabin air). The poop gets sucked through pipes in to a waste tank. Where your poop and piss is collected. At every ground station the level of poop and piss and checked. If it crosses a certain threshold, ground staff utalise a special pipe that empties this poop and piss in to another tank. They then use this piss and poop to make the food brownie and apple juice served on board.I'd like him to tell me what happens to the poop when you flush an airplane toilet. Been bugging me for years that.
You spoiler . You spoil all the fun. Put in the spoiler tag next timeThe toilet in your aircraft works on a vacuum pump at low altitudes and switches over automatically to a system run by differential pressure (outside air and cabin air). The poop gets sucked through pipes in to a waste tank. Where your poop and piss is collected. At every ground station the level of poop and piss and checked. If it crosses a certain threshold, ground staff utalise a special pipe that empties this poop and piss in to another tank. They then use this piss and poop to make the food brownie and apple juice served on board.
Some parts of that might be fabricated, but most of it is true.
If he doesn't end it with "be champions" then it'll be a let down.
We will continue to build on the process set up by Van Gaal. Let clubs without a philosophy like City and Chelsea be Champions.
Doesn't really matter what he says in the press conference, United are doing it all wrong and stuck in the past.
We should be putting on a pop concert for him, big stage and banners and get Kevin Webster to interview him. Man city are leaving us behind.
I was being sarcastic, clearly Ken Barlow would be better than Kev Webster..Save the premature-mourination for when we win something.
King, toilet brush and injured janitor. No need for Jose to dwell on that.1) thank LVG for the youths.
2) start by finding the best 11 in the preseason.
3) role of ibra, felli and jones.
4) shaws recovery.
5) the kids will be the nucleus from which a good team will form.
6) wish good luck for Pep, good manager, bla bla
7) belittle city, remind klopp about their EPL draught, advocate wenger to england.
8) fireworks.
9) 'legendary' one
Perfect.
Expecting a sharp reply to Pep's statement "But we are not in the Champions League, we have to be clear. That situation is now in this moment better than Manchester United's, though.”Are people really expecting any big news to come out today? I was just expecting a standard presser with Mourinho making a few generic statements about bringing United back to the top, complimenting the club, general topics like that.
Am I right to assume that's all we'll get or should I be expecting more?
Nah its roughly what we'l get, you're right.Are people really expecting any big news to come out today? I was just expecting a standard presser with Mourinho making a few generic statements about bringing United back to the top, complimenting the club, general topics like that.
Am I right to assume that's all we'll get or should I be expecting more?
A good manager will work to maximize the productivity of our current asset. Im pretty sure toilet brush head will find some role here, there must a player somewhere there, who tormented us each time we played everton in the past. I want to see JoMo bring that dude out, we have too many failed signing already. He brings lotsa desire albeit talentless to the squad each time he play. He has shown more guts and game time than the famed Dimaria, mata jones. He needs a chance in a system that might maximize everyone talent, imho.King, toilet brush and injured janitor. No need for Jose to dwell on that.
Arguably one of the global superstar manager is going to give his first presser in a superstar club, after signing a superstar player, is anything but a "generic, standard presser"Are people really expecting any big news to come out today? I was just expecting a standard presser with Mourinho making a few generic statements about bringing United back to the top, complimenting the club, general topics like that.
Am I right to assume that's all we'll get or should I be expecting more?
Generic, standard presser as in Mourinho's not going to turn up and announce we've signed Pogba for example. I doubt we're going to hear anything substantial today.Arguably one of the global superstar manager is going to give his first presser in a superstar club, after signing a superstar player, is anything but a "generic, standard presser"
Yes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to startIs there any way to watch press conference for us outside UK?
And a contract extension for Fellaini?Hope he announces another 5 year deal for Rooney with a big payrise
Yes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to start
Yes please !Yes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to start
When will this shit stop?who tormented us each time we played everton in the past.
Don't forget meYes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to start
Should be on both, MUTV coverage starts at 10:30Don't forget me
Actually, are Sky Sports News showing it live or is it an MUTV exclusive?
Please pm me tooYes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to start
PM me too please. Can't search one in office.Yes, there will be rivers. Remind me to PM you one when it's about to start
Mate please. Because of your name, I just imagined you looking like LVG being like Jabba the Hut on your sofa scratching your scrotum in rhythm.Should have been tomorrow when I'm off work for Eid, sitting on my couch scratching my balls.