Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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iSparky

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Have to give it to Pogba though, what a prick teaser.
 

The red panther

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Not so fun when you are not in office during the riot and then come next day to find a thousand unread mails in the inbox :lol::lol:
True, but if you are there the feeling before hitting the send button on one of those trolling mails like the equivalent of throwing a mentos in a bottle of coca cola, shit gone go wild !
 

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I hope Ed really gets our juices going by announcing an epic sponsorship deal at the end of the 48 hour window. :drool:
 

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two italian outlets are claiming it's done.

Does anyone know the reliability of Corriere Della Sera?

Also Sportmediaset are saying he has a medical today in the US. I don't trust either of them enough to link actual articles because i think it's BS.
 

jderbyshire

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So does that mean if the car was black, he'd be saying he will always be a United man but he'll be staying at Juventus?
What if the car was dark or seemed to be a shade similar to a blue colour, does that mean he'll always be a United man but he'll be playing at City or Chelsea?
If it was black and white stripes on the car, then that would mean Juventus (or Newcastle).

My answer to your second question is "Yes".

Is it clear I'm joking yet?
 

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two italian outlets are claiming it's done.

Does anyone know the reliability of Corriere Della Sera?

Also Sportmediaset are saying he has a medical today in the US. I don't trust either of them enough to link actual articles because i think it's BS.
Why would you have a medical in the US? That's really weird.
We have facilities at Carrington, we don't need to do medicals in Miami, Boston, Madrid or wherever... but alright, if we do that, I will be surprised.
 

jderbyshire

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The 30,000th post will be a tweet from United officially unveiling him.
 

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Poor Madrid, they are so used to having their transfer targets kick up a fuss for them and force a move while they can just waltz in and sign them. They really weren't used to the fact that Pogba actually chose us, and then stayed silent while letting his agent do all the work for him.
 

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Why would you have a medical in the US? That's really weird.
We have facilities at Carrington, we don't need to do medicals in Miami, Boston, Madrid or wherever... but alright, if we do that, I will be surprised.
We have fully competent doctors here in the US. I assume that's why they cost so much to see.
 

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Once we've signed Pogba I'm thinking about gathering all articles from Marca and AS and putting them somewhere in a thread just as a reminder, like a poster on a wall if you will.
Someone needs to create a collage of their Twitter and tag them in it. Right from the time when they started to wank over Pogba > being confident that he wants to join Real > being angry that we are going to win this > Sissoko is better anyway.
 

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Bah. Foiled again by meddling Madrid. Tricked us into missing out on the player who had a better Euros, because he ran around a bit and did a few dribbles.

I guess we'll have to settle for the meagre option who didn't get relegated or booed by his own fans for being utterly useless and disinterested. Curse our luck.
 

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-5% of the posts are people like you asking why so many people post in this thread with nothing changing
-5% of the posts are people like me answering people like you
-10% of the posts are people asking if anything has changed since the last they got online
-10% of the posts is people telling those other people nothing has changed
-10% of the posts are people saying they are scared because Pogba will sign for Madrid
-10% of the posts are people saying to those other people they are big pessimists and the deal is 100% done
-10% of the posts are people telling to both the muppets and the pessimists they are both mad in the head and should go out more instead of being in this thread
-0.1% of the posts are actual tweets with new information
-0.1% of the posts are animated gifs or photos from Pogba/Woody/etc
-39.8% of the posts are people that quote those tweets/gifs/photos with some variation of Pogbon, Pogoff, Di Marzio is god, Tacredi is ehcanul, Lol, feck, green smiley, sad face
I wouldnt have it any other way
 

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Why the hell do they want Sissoko anyway? He isnt a high profile CDM if you're looking for one. They are well stocked in both the #10 and the #8 positions.
 

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Once we've signed Pogba I'm thinking about gathering all articles from Marca and AS and putting them somewhere in a thread just as a reminder, like a poster on a wall if you will.
That would be incredible and paraded around the faces of people who worry whenever Madrid are mentioned.
 

RDCR07

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Once we've signed Pogba I'm thinking about gathering all articles from Marca and AS and putting them somewhere in a thread just as a reminder, like a poster on a wall if you will.
Just the way someone did on Twitter with a few of Tancredi Palmeri's bullshit tweets.
 

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I honestly thought that AS tweet was from SportWitness mocking the AS article
 

Quizierda

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Why would you have a medical in the US? That's really weird.
We have facilities at Carrington, we don't need to do medicals in Miami, Boston, Madrid or wherever... but alright, if we do that, I will be surprised.
Personally I don't think it's that unrealistic. Pogba is on holiday until 6th of August and since all parties want to close the deal ASAP I think it could be true, tough.

IMO that also was the reason why Raiola went to Miami. He was expecting that the medical would take place earlier and wanted to support his client.
 

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Not anymore, unfortunately. :D
I'll wait until everything is confirmed and then, as I promised, I will admit that I was wrong. :)
Haha fair enough mate, sorry for bringing it up but was reading the first pages last night saw your post and couldn't resist. ;)
 

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Is it possible to delete other people's Tweet replies from your own tweet?

Because all of the tweets that people sent back to Tancredi calling him out as a fraud with screenshots of past BS claims have disappeared from his page.
 

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They're not following Pogba, or if they were, they stopped following him very quickly
They had I checked it my self maybe they've unfollowed to calm us all down lol has anyone done Route 66 in a lambo?? How long does it take?? :lol: