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[The red panther]

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Can you have minus percentages?!

They are bulletpoints int he form of stripes but sure you can have minus percentages if this was a mathematical question

 

[TheNewEra]

The negative crew back out in full force! That's redcafe for you.

You'd have to be a glass half full kind of guy to trust Januzaj

 

[Scarecrow]

-5% of the posts are people like you asking why so many people post in this thread with nothing changing
-5% of the posts are people like me answering people like you
-10% of the posts are people asking if anything has changed since the last they got online
-10% of the posts is people telling those other people nothing has changed
-10% of the posts are people saying they are scared because Pogba will sign for Madrid
-10% of the posts are people saying to those other people they are big pessimists and the deal is 100% done
-10% of the posts are people telling to both the muppets and the pessimists they are both mad in the head and should go out more instead of being in this thread
-0.1% of the posts are actual tweets with new information
-0.1% of the posts are animated gifs or photos from Pogba/Woody/etc
-39.8% of the posts are people that quote those tweets/gifs/photos with some variation of Pogbon, Pogoff, Di Marzio is god, Tacredi is ehcanul, Lol, feck, green smiley, sad face

Cheers. Appreciate the effort.

 

[pocco]

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[RDCR07]

Christ you cant make this up - AS stooping down to a new low and its fecking embarrassing.

 

[TrustInJanuzaj]

You'd have to be a glass half full kind of guy to trust Januzaj

Guess I am then

 

[RDCR07]

Also any updates these past few hours?

 

[F1D]

A better Euro, what a criteria

 

[Brownie85]

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[Cooksen]

Christ you cant make this up - AS stooping down to a new low and its fecking embarrassing.

When salt overtakes common sense

 

[Muffled funk]

Oh man only 12 hours to go.

 

[RedDevil@84]

This thread makes me remember when some idiots in office sent out an email to the entire organisation accidentally. Then whole lot of people send out mails like "Please do not send irrelevant mails like these to everyone. It is wrong". And hundreds send out same thing over and over again flooding the inboxes.
Then a hundred smart a**es mail on top of it asking everyone else not to spam others inboxes adding to the already existing trash.

 

[RDCR07]

Oh man only 12 hours to go.

Boy arent you bad at math?

 

[iSparky]

When did the 48 hours officially commence? What was the exact time?

 

[Unlikely lad]

AS is truly tragic. Who on Earth runs it, a bunch of 12 year olds?!

 

[Kevin]

When did the 48 hours officially commence? What was the exact time?

Around 8 pm british time yesterday di Marzio came out with the update so.

 

[Quizierda]

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Is this for real???

What an idiotic piece of paper AS are..

Not only they've totally missed that PSG would demand at least Ronnie + Bale + Kroos + 200m for Verratti but they also actually use "Sissoko had a better Euro 2016" in their tweet.

 

[Lennon7]

Boy arent you bad at math?

An hour behind perhaps?

 

[TheNewEra]

Around 8 pm british time yesterday di Marzio came out with the update so.

I'm sure it may run on longer.

 

[The red panther]

This thread makes me remember when some idiots in office sent out an email to the entire organisation accidentally. Then whole lot of people send out mails like "Please do not send irrelevant mails like these to everyone. It is wrong". And hundreds send out same thing over and over again flooding the inboxes.
Then a hundred smart a**es mail on top of it asking everyone else not to spam others inboxes adding to the already existing trash.

Fun isn't it ?

 

[iSparky]

Around 8 pm british time yesterday di Marzio came out with the update so.

Jesus so there is ages to go yet before we have something solid to masturbate to. I'm going back to my Maddy O Reilly collection in the meantime...

Watch the muppets google that name I just dropped there...

 

[Woodzy]

If this doesn't happen before the 48 hours expires we should riot.

 

[The red panther]

When did the 48 hours officially commence? What was the exact time?

20:30 yesterday central european time

 

[Ole90+3]

Jesus so there is ages to go yet before we have something solid to masturbate to. I'm going back to my Maddy O Reilly collection in the meantime....

Watch the muppets google that name I just dropped there...

Guarantee some people will google that name in work.

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[Von Mistelroum]

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Be nice if Verratti was our backup option too!

 

[iSparky]

Suppose we could get off on this in the meantime.

 

[RedDevil@84]

Fun isn't it ?

Not so fun when you are not in office during the riot and then come next day to find a thousand unread mails in the inbox

 

[iSparky]

Guarantee some people will google that name in work.

Edit: Yep

Nobody should be googling that name in work

 

[sewey89]

Hang about.. There was a tweet around 17-18 hours ago, saying the deal should be done in 48 hours.. Yet because the deals not announced yet, people are saying it's off again? And others are excited because there's only 12 hours left..?! 48-18 = 12!!? What the feck is happening??

 

[The red panther]

AS is truly tragic. Who on Earth runs it, a bunch of 12 year olds?!

Yes and they decided to have a word with their Journalists after the shite that has been coming out lately

 

[Varun]

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[Cee90]

Guarantee some people will google that name in work.

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I'm very tempted to Google her name at work now, but I think I'll resist.

Anyway, do transfer announcements ever happen on the weekends by the way?

If so, I can see this Pogba saga finally coming to an end over the weekend.

 

[Creepy]

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That is embarrassing.

 

[steferrari]

You still confident mate?

Not anymore, unfortunately.
I'll wait until everything is confirmed and then, as I promised, I will admit that I was wrong.

 

[iSparky]

I'm very tempted to Google her name, but I think I'll resist.

Do transfer announcements ever happen on the weekends by the way?

If so, I can see this Pogba saga finally coming to an end over the weekend.

Trust me, you don't want to resist. Just don't do it on a computer in the office.

 

[Muffled funk]

Boy arent you bad at math?

not that bad for instance I can see you are a huge number 2.

 

[Quizierda]

Just watched the video in the AS "article".
Love how they only put highlights from Verratti in there on none from Moussa.

 

[Ole90+3]

Trust me, you don't want to resist. Just don't do it on a computer in the office.

Or another device that is connected to the office's network.

 

[Turnip]

-5% of the posts are people like you asking why so many people post in this thread with nothing changing
-5% of the posts are people like me answering people like you
-10% of the posts are people asking if anything has changed since the last they got online
-10% of the posts is people telling those other people nothing has changed
-10% of the posts are people saying they are scared because Pogba will sign for Madrid
-10% of the posts are people saying to those other people they are big pessimists and the deal is 100% done
-10% of the posts are people telling to both the muppets and the pessimists they are both mad in the head and should go out more instead of being in this thread
-0.1% of the posts are actual tweets with new information
-0.1% of the posts are animated gifs or photos from Pogba/Woody/etc
-39.8% of the posts are people that quote those tweets/gifs/photos with some variation of Pogbon, Pogoff, Di Marzio is god, Tacredi is ehcanul, Lol, feck, green smiley, sad face

You spent too much time making that equal 100% didn't you? Just like I can't believe I actually checked it. Unless you actually did your research and these figures are completely accurate.

not that bad for instance I can see you are a huge number 2.

 

[Raoul]

It makes perfect sense that he would choose us over Madrid. After all he knows nearly half the squad here