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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Fingeredmouse

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As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?
 

SwansonsTache

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Except all those were selling clubs except maybe us. PSG isnt a selling club. Even if Barca were willing to offer £100m, thats like pocket money for those guys. Whats there incentive to sell? They are also building a team to win the Champions League, so why would they strengthen a rival? And Verratti's contract isnt an issue either. He still has 4 years to run.
The player throwing a hissy fit might force their hand. Both barca and RM are perfectly capable of tapping him up.
 

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I wonder if tomorrow is a realistic target for an official announcement?
I'm guessing he would need to have his medical here before returning to Europe.
 

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So happy hate Madrid so much there so jealous of are shiny new toy :drool:
 

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The Real Madrid and Pogba link has been really strange. It's all come across as half-arsed from them. If they were seriously interested in him then they would have made every effort to sign him earlier, before we agreed terms with him. But if they never had any serious intention of signing him then why do the Spanish press persist with mentioning Madrid? It does them no favours, just emphasises the fact they've lost out to United, which surely they'd prefer to avoid. I'd have thought if they knew they were going to lose to us early on then they would tell the press categorically that they have no interest in him and leave it at that. Zidane should have kept him mouth shut too.

Perhaps Real Madrid were counting on Pogba turning us down and making a big song and dance about wanting to join them? Could explain it.
 

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Once he signs we need an Olly gif with Zidane crying and begging perez while Mourinhio and Woodward walk off into distance with Pogba
 

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Adebayor probably. And he hardly played.
It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.
 

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It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.
Good news for us with our black players like martial and fosu mensah. But shocking all the same
 

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And to be clear, I was being genuine. Zero layers of irony here.
You got all these guys getting their cocks out and one guy buttering his ass.....you do the maths :) It's more like Pink cafe round here.
 

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The Real Madrid and Pogba link has been really strange. It's all come across as half-arsed from them. If they were seriously interested in him then they would have made every effort to sign him earlier, before we agreed terms with him. But if they never had any serious intention of signing him then why do the Spanish press persist with mentioning Madrid? It does them no favours, just emphasises the fact they've lost out to United, which surely they'd prefer to avoid. I'd have thought if they knew they were going to lose to us early on then they would tell the press categorically that they have no interest in him and leave it at that. Zidane should have kept him mouth shut too.

Perhaps Real Madrid were counting on Pogba turning us down and making a big song and dance about wanting to join them? Could explain it.
A tactic that's becoming familiar with Real and they used with De Gea last year to disasterous affect. Woo a player until the last moment of the window and hope the selling club will lower their price out of desperation to rid of the player.
 

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It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.
Apparently he doesn't believe black players are marketable... or is a racist. Not sure, but it was Casillas and his agent who brought this news to light.
 

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Just got a notificationsaying united tweyed a photo and shit myself. But it was only ibra.
You know, I had an envelope with the name of the member that would crack that joke, and it was you.
I don't know what you win, but it ain't £100m.
Sorry, now the muppetry is over all there is left to do is crack awful jokes.
It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.
White home kit, black away, y'know what I'm sayin'?