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Di Marzio was right again!
Ban - it’s in the English dictionary
There'll be plenty of that next year.
Hey, remember the tag you promised you'll ask for if this actually happen ?
I would have changed my name in real life to idiot, that's how convinced I was he was City bound. I also don't think we'll win the title this season. 
It certainly is
Yeah wtf?
I want to be tucked in and read bed time stories by Di Marzio and Ornstein
Squad have a couple of days off so maybe he wanted to say bye to his friend while partying in London.
@MaxiPaxi was commenting in this thread at a ferocious rate but he’s been quiet today. Come on you need that 400 replies.
Looking forward to it!
Hey guys, is it time to start rounding up the "I'll do x, y & z if we sign Sanchez"?
I've got that in my head now. You bugger.
Rojo is there.
He's created quite a sickening poem
On the contrary, I think congratulations are in odor.
That's a lesson learnt, you should never rush in taking challenges when Di Marzio is involved in the story.
Think it would be announced on Monday rather than tomorrow.
Can't believe it's happening, fecking Sanchez at Utd. Genuine world class talent who knows the prem, not cup tied for CL and bought in Jan for nowt? Forget the wages, that outlay is monthly as oppose to having to fork out 80-100m upfront on a transfer plus big wages. Also means we can consider a different transfer strat for summer and go big for CM. Biggest transfer coup I can remember given the circumstances, exchange for a player that wasn't even playing regular anyway...
Swap deal for Koscielny?
He's got the whiff of success
The man is a god for United fans now.
I'll get back to my life! Will start with a shower! ...What?.... Have you tried showering while pressing F5? No! Good. Don't.
That’s actually a very apt way of putting it, I agree totally.
Ozil. If we managed to get Sanzhez in return for Henrikh, no reason not to believe Woody can't pull this one out too.
I hear it's quite refreshing.
Yes. We'll need an entire thread to name and shame the gimps
Mourinho must be highly praised for this deal. Mino Raiola is an agent who is renowned of protecting the interest of his players and give them what they really want. I guess there was no way Mikhitaryan was willingly signing for Arsenal as his grim face tells the exact story. To convince a player, and then his agent as stubborn as Raiola, and work out a deal is a true master class. If we didn't have Mourinho incharge at OldTrafford, no way we were getting that deal.
Announchez
As I said before, I'am not saying it has happened and I don't have any sources, just some other posters on here who mentioned that but I wouldn't be surprised if we did. It is also doens't matter much as it is a good deal for us anyway.
Yes we need banners for them bastards as well!
When we signed Lukaku, Ed came with the "smokescreen" tactic using Morata. When we sign Sanchez, he comes with the swap tactic.
What will Ed do in our next transfer ?
What will Ed do in our next transfer ?
@Damien it's about time don't you think?
We could do without such imaginary crap now.
I will start talking with people again. Family members first.
Someone needs to put the sound of silence to that.
Who was the poster that told people to quote him that he wasn’t joining? Lol at that guy.
Question. Can we have that dog banner from Emirates? We can send them Mhki one! I know, there is none
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