fergieisold
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Do you not clean your dick?I'm sure people would love to use the same door handles, vending machine buttons, keyboard and mouse as you when you've been holding your dick and haven't washed your hands.
Do you not clean your dick?I'm sure people would love to use the same door handles, vending machine buttons, keyboard and mouse as you when you've been holding your dick and haven't washed your hands.
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Do you not clean your dick?
Not in a public toilet I don’t.Do you not clean your dick?
Do you not clean your dick?
Added to this is the fact that Pexy wears skintight skinny jeans. So the clamminess is probably unimaginable...Not in a public toilet I don’t.
As opposed to all that extra space around your ankles which is great for dick ventilation.Added to this is the fact that Pexy wears skintight skinny jeans. So the clamminess is probably unimaginable...
Exactly.As opposed to all that extra space around your ankles which is great for dick ventilation.
I used one of those at a McDonald's in North Dakota, of all places, four or five years ago. Thought it was genius and can't fathom why I haven't seen more of them.One of my big concerns with spreading diseases like this are places like public / restaurant / cinema etc toilets.
I would often be stood drying my hands waiting for someone to open the door so I don’t have to touch the handle knowing how often people don’t wash and then go.
I saw an ad on Facebook for the StepNPull door handle where you use your feet.
https://www.stepnpull.co.uk/
I think this is such a simple but genius idea that could really help with things like this.
(I am neither owner, employee of, or stakeholder in StepNPull)
I consider this a great compliment given how imbecilic most of your posts are.Im ok with you stopping them flying if I can stop you coming back to London.
haha! I'm just pointing out that aslong as you aint a filthy bugger, dick to door contact (via hands!) isn't an issue. Psychologically it might be, but from a germ point of view I don't think mine is swimming in coronavirus.Not in a public toilet I don’t.
I often open doors with my penishaha! I'm just pointing out that aslong as you aint a filthy bugger, dick to door contact (via hands!) isn't an issue. Psychologically it might be, but from a germ point of view I don't think mine is swimming in coronavirus.
Safest way to do it!I often open doors with my penis
Unknowingly I clicked this serious topic in order to inform myself about the latest development regarding Covid19, a global threat to mankind.I often open doors with my penis
The caf is here to helpUnknowingly I clicked this serious topic in order to inform myself about the latest development regarding Covid19, a global threat to mankind.
First thing I learn is that this dude opens doors with his penis. In case the day comes where I’m experiencing symptoms myself, I hope this knowledge will prove valuable to me.
Thank you.
They count double...Do back doors count?
*Sorry
Just rung them myself for completion and they said unless I experience all three symptoms at the same time I'm good to go.I had a similar experience - flew back from Turin on the 16th. I took one day off work in self isolation while I was waiting for a callback from the NHS to give me the green light. Better safe than sorry.
You just suggested stopping a whole country from flying, to benefit you.I consider this a great compliment given how imbecilic most of your posts are.
Bro, did you tag me somehow in this post?Unknowingly I clicked this serious topic in order to inform myself about the latest development regarding Covid19, a global threat to mankind.
First thing I learn is that this dude opens doors with his penis. In case the day comes where I’m experiencing symptoms myself, I hope this knowledge will prove valuable to me.
Thank you.
Unlikely. It's only at the start of its take off stage in Italy.Flying to Bologna on the 13th of March, really hope this has all died down a little by then.
Unlikely. It's only at the start of its take off stage in Italy.
Well that’s great! Was meant to do a day in Florence than either Venice or San Marino and fly to Paris. Not sure what the state of play will be by then.Unlikely. It's only at the start of its take off stage in Italy.
That's fine as long as you don't sneeze onto your penis first.I often open doors with my penis
Well that’s great! Was meant to do a day in Florence than either Venice or San Marino and fly to Paris. Not sure what the state of play will be by then.
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What if someone else sneezes onto it first?That's fine as long as you don't sneeze onto your penis first.
Supremacist . If you equate wanting controls of people flying from known coronavirus hotspots with supremacy then that it what you are, an imbecile. Let's not forget your delightful anecdote about the Chinese in this very thread:You just suggested stopping a whole country from flying, to benefit you.
Better an imbecile than a supremacist I imagine.
It's great to generalise a whole country by the acts of a minority of it's citizens. Your post also reeks of superiority, sort of like you know, a supremacist.For obvious reasons. They’re a nation with atrocious personal hygiene standards and their food handling standards are probably the worst in the world. That they decide to eat anything that moves makes it all the worse.
Well that’s great! Was meant to do a day in Florence than either Venice or San Marino and fly to Paris. Not sure what the state of play will be by then.
Italy almost doubled their confirmed cases within the last 48hours.Yay, I'm in Perugia on the 9th.
Have them clean it offWhat if someone else sneezes onto it first?
Wipe it on the curtains.What if someone else sneezes onto it first?
You'll be alright, just stay away from new malden.Im ok with you stopping them flying if I can stop you coming back to London.
You're not smashing anything with those jeans.They count double...
Triple if you smash them in.
I've ordered online but it hasn't arrived yet. Prices are silly, mind you. There's always someone who wants to make money out of a bad situation, isn't there? They're the equivalent of the war-time spivs.Was in Tesco last night and the shelf of hand sanitisers was completely out of stock and we've only had one case in N.I.