all seems a bit quiet. i can only assume the garda are now involved and @McGrathsipan’s plot has been uncovered and he’s now biting a pillow on d-wing.
Oooh-Ahhh Vote McGrath! - McGrath VICTORY: A New Dawn OFFICIAL
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
Has Ten Hag been sacked yet? We're not sure and we hope not, but it's looking more likely as the days pass.
Who should replace him and why is it taking so long to make a decision?
And Florida
She needs to be careful poking that bear. At least 400 of the uncounted votes were mine on Saturday afternoon and they weren't going her way.
This is one of the greatest wins I've ever been part of.
Life's hard for us Feyenoorders.
Life's hard for us Feyenoorders.
This was class 
Marie did one already
Oh dear...
You have a vivid imagination.You could probably sell that as "Texan Cactus" NFT and make 100 grand.Oh dear...
The power and glory has gone to the head of some of you nob heads.Oh dear...
Making a mockery of a prestigious and classy competition.
It's up there for us United fans over the past decade as well!
Dawn McGrath, already more successful than Moyes, Van Gaal or Mourinho.
Won't be verified until Wednesday
Thanks.
Frankly, this was a landslide!
The tone of regret.
Yep. Soon the judging committee will question the incredible results and start an investigation. Then they will discover that hundreds of bots voted for Dawn. Soon she'll be ostracized from the local art community, and then the entire art world. Banksy will create a 100 foot high piece showing Dawn as a Victorian slum boss just across the road from their kitchen window.
Eventually Dawn will grow distant to her husband, and eventually stop speaking to him altogether. He'll try and put on a brave face for the kids and tell them that mummy is just working some things out. They'll ask why mummy gets vegetables hurled at her when they go to the shops, and why that nasty old lady called her a "cheating bitch". Daddy won't know how to respond.
Before Christmas he'll go out and buy her some fancy new brushes. Something to maybe kickstart what once was her favourite past time, but had now become nothing more than a crumpled box hidden under the stairs stuffed with old paints and voodoo Kermit dolls filled with pins. He'll return from the shops, earlier than expected, wondering why there's a great big Lamborghini tractor in the driveway. As he opens the door he hears from upstairs, in the room he and his wife used to share before she started locking the doors at night, the sounds of deep moaning and screams of "hurl me up the arse like yer wan."
Resigned, he'll meekly lie down on the old wicker sofa inside the conservatory that has acted as his only comfort at nights for the last four months, and cry himself to sleep once more.
Word has it that Duffy's partner is a RAWK-ite and they pulled in RAWK to help sway the vote. What a scummy move and a spit in the face of true democracy. Today, humanity was unknowingly saved by the Caf. Victory!
Ive enjoyed every minute of thisSo what do we do in the meantime?
What do we think then guys? Can we donate this to get Meredeth some art lessons?£100 prize will be donated to a charity of the Cafs choice if she wins!
feck no are you going soft on us ?
I haven't voted this much since online since that fans' league where we could vote for our club. Does anyone remember that site?
Cry some more biatches. The Cafe (and Dawn) won.
You'd need 1b to make a difference.
Who is this cnut? There were five pictures entered.Cry some more biatches. The Cafe (and Dawn) won.
What do you call a cnut who can't count?
A stupid cnut?
Boom !
Rude, too. That's a clear slap in the face to Marie. And they do it twice!
Very. I hope to god that Marie has so much going on in her life that she totally forgot about that painting.
Rude, too. That's a clear slap in the face to Marie. And they do it twice!
There's something about it I like.Very. I hope to god that Marie has so much going on in her life that she totally forgot about that painting.
I think the coconut trees are reminding you of Barbados
Ah good triumphs over evil. Down with Duffy!