Because all Danish people look the same.
Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United
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Stupid haircut that's way too popular with boys aged 13-21 or so in Denmark.
13-21 year old Danish boys do actually look the same. They look just like Højlund.
That’s very encouraging. I was a tad worried he didn’t have much of a pre-season.
I was talking about the man behind him who is maybe his dad and looks a bit like Schmeichel from far.
Way better than the insufferable broccoli cut that's popular with the kids in the US
UK posters having a go at Scandinavian haircuts. Now that's interesting!
All Danish men aged 43-59 look like that. Including Højlunds dad and Peter Schmeichel. Højlund will look exactly like that in approximately 23 years.
Yeah Erik needs to push him more on improving that,otherwise he will just keep cutting on to his left and be sussed out
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Think there was a laurie whitwell article yesterday where it noted that during a recent session Eth paused a session to admonish Antony for checking back instead of running into available space out wide and crossing in.
Nah, that's Lukas Matsson from Succession.
He's got the Jesper Blomqvist barnet.
Flash forward and he has a shaven head 5kg of extra muscle and head butting Haaland at a corner with a twinkle in his eye.
And Sven Botman is the fastest footballer on earth? I thought he was known for being slow.
Sven isn't very quick off the mark Botman when he gets going he builds up a head of steam
Next they'll do teeth...
Shave that thing off.
Yeah, I think it's all nordic boys. Was in Stockholm yesterday and probably saw 10+ lads that could have played him in a movie.
The floppy medium length blond hair seems to be to Scandinavian kids what the sideshave is to British ones.
He should ask adama traore for some oil……. Really get those flexing!He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
Needs to get that barnet sorted it's wank.
At least it's not a man bun. Small mercies.
He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
Too skinny for a 20 year old clearly.
Nothing wrong with a Backstreet Boys throwback
Real men have skin fades.
So still no announcement, unbelievable lack of pace
Tomorrow at 12.30 on MUTV.
We’ve known it’s going to be tomorrow for the last 48 hours+
This looks photoshopped. The below looks to be a photo taken just before or after the above.He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
His hair is alot better than the skinfade perm crap that all young lads seem to have in the UK now.
Feck, so we did overpay after all.
But some of us were very unhappy about this slow motion announcement …
If he gave it a bit of volume and grew it out a bit, he could become very River Phoenix. But as it stands it's bad hair.
Still no announcement!?
When would an on pitch unveiling typically happen? 5 mins before? 15 mins before
Want to see how early I should get there
Want to see how early I should get there
Will be tomorrow before being unveiled
I think he will come out of the tunnel with the players before the game holding Maguire's hand.
Like a Rob Liefeld picture come to life.He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
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If he had arms like that for real, he'd be working for Vince McMahon, not Joel Glazer.He doesn't need to bulk up. Have you seen him for Atalanta?
Keeping an eye out on the Vogue website
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