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Ayoba

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Will start v arsenal:

Rasmus Hojlund ready to start vs Arsenal
"I think he can, he's ready to start."
 

Dannn411

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ETH says he ready to start so safe bet he's out there from minute 1 on Sunday.
 

horsechoker

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No pressure lad but you're going to have to stop the greatest Arsenal side of all side with the worst Manchester United side of all time all by yourself without individual brilliance
 

Champ

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ETH says he ready to start so safe bet he's out there from minute 1 on Sunday.
No way, can't see EtH being that rash, second half sub I think will be the case here.

I actually don't think he said he was ready to start either, he said he was ready to be involved but I could be wrong.
 

Ayoba

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No pressure lad but you're going to have to stop the greatest Arsenal side of all side with the worst Manchester United side of all time all by yourself without individual brilliance
No wonder he has a dodgy back
 

siw2007

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Unless this lad has ripped it up in training, I would think he starts on the bench. But either way, this is really positive news for the team.
 

Glorio

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Interesting that all the training footage avoided him this week. Wonder if we'll see any more images posted now
 

Marwood

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Definitely start him if he's fit. We need something up top.

Even if not match fit he'll still give us way nore physicality than Martial.
 

Grande

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No pressure lad but you're going to have to stop the greatest Arsenal side of all side with the worst Manchester United side of all time all by yourself without individual brilliance
:)

Bruno & Antony welcomming comitee: ‘Welcome to Manchester, Raz! Btw, you should know that here at United we consider individual brilliance as no better than PEDs’
 

Kag

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In amongst what has been a shitty start to the season, I’m really looking forward to seeing this lad play.
 

NewGlory

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Will start v arsenal:

Rasmus Hojlund ready to start vs Arsenal
"I think he can, he's ready to start."
OMFG I am so excited!

Finally a striker that can play 90 minutes and Rashford can stop pretending to be a striker? Somebody, wake me up! I must be dreaming!
 

NewGlory

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No pressure lad but you're going to have to stop the greatest Arsenal side of all side with the worst Manchester United side of all time all by yourself without individual brilliance
Wait, WHAT?! Current Arsenal is not even close to the greatest Arsenal, and neither is current United the worst. Did you start watching football in July, 2023, or something?
 

SoCross

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Wait, WHAT?! Current Arsenal is not even close to the greatest Arsenal, and neither is current United the worst. Did you start watching football in July, 2023, or something?
@horsechoker has got to be excused, clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

But he’s not too wrong here, this is far and away the best Arsenal side ever, led by a man with the best hair I’ve ever seen :drool:
 

NewGlory

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@horsechoker has got to be excused, clearly a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

But he’s not too wrong here, this is far and away the best Arsenal side ever, led by a man with the best hair I’ve ever seen :drool:
This Arsenal isn't even close to some of Wenger's teams, including the Invincibles.

It was painful to watch Ferguson single-handedly destroy Newcastle today. He was linked to United transfer half of the Summer, and God knows we always needed two strikers this Summer, but I guess Arnold thought he was keeping Greenwood + we are bankrupt, so we only got Hojlund. But imagine if we had Ferguson + Hojlund, for tomorrow and Amrabat was signed in pre-season so he could also start tomorrow. We would eat this Arsenal for lunch.

Still have tiny hope we may beat them tomorrow.

Sigh
 

Adamsk7

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It’s not fair at all on the guy but our hopes for the season pretty much rest on his shoulders. He’s a somewhat unknown quantity but if he turns out to be as good as the football world thinks, then we’ve got a chance. If not then we are rotating a player that isn’t as effective up front with a crock or we try Bruno/Sancho false 9. Sigh
 

RedRonaldo

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When everyone's fit:
Onana
AWB Varane Martinez Shaw
Casemiro Amrabat
Antony Bruno Rashford
Hojlund​
 

DJ_21

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Bit weird him being given the number 11 shirt… that’s usually associated with a LW. I’d of swapped him for Martial and give him the number 9. Doesn’t matter if he kicks up a fuss he won’t be here next season.
 

DJ_21

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Interesting that all the training footage avoided him this week. Wonder if we'll see any more images posted now
Bet ETH wanted to surprise everyone… he should of kept it a secret for a little bit longer so Arsenal would of set up to play against Rashford upfront but instead it was Hojlund.. completely different challenge for their defence.
 

IrishRedDevil

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Bit weird him being given the number 11 shirt… that’s usually associated with a LW. I’d of swapped him for Martial and give him the number 9. Doesn’t matter if he kicks up a fuss he won’t be here next season.
Evan Ferguson
.......#9
 

Barthez

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Not sure it’s the best game to be starting. Would rather he is brought on second half.
 

horsechoker

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Don't like him starting but if it has to be, it has to be. Even a 5-6/10 Rashford on the left is much better than up front.
 

Von Mistelroum

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When everyone's fit:
Onana
AWB Varane Martinez Shaw
Casemiro Amrabat
Antony Bruno Rashford
Hojlund​
Mount for Amrabat 100% you only have to look at Antony to see that he'll be playing regardless of whatever else happens. Amrabat will have the Sabitzer role.
 

DWelbz19

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When Martial leaves, we will buy a new striker.
Absolutely, but you’d anticipate it being a striker in their mid 20s. It wouldn’t make massive stylistic sense to have two young prodigy strikers.
 

Lyng

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Bit weird him being given the number 11 shirt… that’s usually associated with a LW. I’d of swapped him for Martial and give him the number 9. Doesn’t matter if he kicks up a fuss he won’t be here next season.
For danes the 11 is quite special due to this guy.