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Did Martin Tyler just say Spurs are missing a chromosome? Bit harsh.

The same guys who are happy to be rid of Sanchez's supposedly toxic presence in the dressing room are now slobbering at the prospect of bringing in Aubameyang. Hilarious.

He and Rio to a lesser extent really stand out amongst some of the utter dross on BT. A classic case of having guests rather than pundits, Lampard just happens to be both. Chris Sutton makes me want to cry.

As exciting as the Sanchez signing would be, this would make me about ten times happier. The man is completely irreplaceable.

You must have fonder memories of that than I do. ;)

Could easily see us finishing behind Spurs again but we'll get top four. Not at all impressed by Chelsea or Arsenal and as good as Liverpool can look, they always have a potential clanger in them.

What is he good at? He doesn't create anything for himself, gets outmuscled by players half his size, is a complete liability in his own box, and frankly his finishing has been dire. It's all a bit "silent domination".

Winning the PL says more about the quality of the team than winning the CL, but my greatest United memories are in Europe. Those are the seasons that you talk about for decades to come.

By all accounts, Napoli are basically ignoring Europe this year to focus on the Scudetto. De Laurentiis was in Gazzetta today saying that key players should be rested in preparation for Inter at the weekend. It'll likely be a damp squib unfortunately.

He was supposed to be gone after the Roma game but yeah, I think a loss here would be it. If only there were any recently out-of-work Italian managers they could go for...

Miranda not having the best of starts.

I can't see past Inter tonight. I know their performances haven't been as impressive as their results, but I fear Icardi will do the same thing to Bonucci that Immobile did.

Great game. What a mental tackle to make at any point in the game, never mind with seconds left.

Seems to have been in a car accident in Holland. Early rumours of a broken rib.

I don't think brands that are as closely associated with red as McDonalds or Coke would be a good choice, aesthetically speaking. If that Atlanta United mockup is anything to go on, it'd look more like a Coca-Cola FC kit than a Manchester United one.