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Erik ten Hag - Manchester United manager
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That’s bad tbf
The sheer distance this idiot forces our players to cover is what's causing these injuries no doubt.
Run and get some nonsense stat from the dustbin that makes daddy look good.
People somehow think this many non-contact muscle injuries is simply "rotten luck". It's like cause and effect is a foreign fecking concept to them
Too many injuries."Deserves one more season"
And that too playing one game a week for 5 months now.
They're all potshots
It looks atrocious!
It is atrocious, and this is by design. This is the bald clowns 'system' and 'patterns' that he coached for the season.
By the way, Sheffield as of now is the worst defensive team in the history of the league.
And we are below them on 2 seperate metrics judging defensive quality... but hey it's just been some bad luck with those pesky injuries! Needs a good structure!
If only we got Pavard, could be up the top of the metrics.
He is the only manager who broke Bruno. Has to go now.
Well he's lucky to still be in a job right now, Jose and Ole were sacked for less than we had to endure in the first half of this season. So who knows if that luck will continue.
If Ineos decide to continue with him, then fair enough I'll hope for the best. But I won't assume it will be a good decision.
I’d feel fairly confident we would probably be very far down the list for distance covered or sprints made.
Give him time, about a century of it and we might get top 4...
Yeah, all tenHag. Not cumulative from player EVERY damn game in the last 4 years. Definitely not.
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I know you are one of his supporters but you can't blame ETH for Bruno missing a game I agree.Yeah, all tenHag. Not cumulative from player EVERY damn game in the last 4 years. Definitely not.
I blame him for the cumulative season we have had though.
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Oh no.
This will make us feel a bit less shit about sacking him at least, he can just jump straight into another big job.
Is be shocked if Bayern go for him. As one of their fans you must be concerned when they try to justify it by saying "we only think he's been crap because of x and y"
One Ashworth buy-out fee and he's yours. In fact, INEOS should brief out to the press and say they want him to stay, like they implied with Greenwood to fleece Hollywood FC.
And instantly do better than than United will next season.
Bayern have been linked to what, 248 managers by now?
Good for Ten Hag and his loyal fans.
Obviously. The floor for Bayern is 2nd place. Kinda hard for them not to have a better season than us.
Just strolls straight through midfield.
Not a surprise, of course.
Not a surprise, of course.
Any couriers on the Caf? Can I order one express delivery from London to Munich. Package has a fragile ego
We are such a pointless club now, since January our games have meant nothing and somehow we actually play worse every week
You can follow him to whatever the feck club he manages next season if any. Is he your long lost dad or am I missing something
Get the Gofundme for his flight to Munich up
Oh just wait, they’ll have to endure the 30 shots a game too and he’ll be gone before Christmas
He won't have Onana in goals. That's worth 12 extra points.
Sack the players before the manager, absolutely shambolic from Casemiro for that goal. Not many of this lot fit to wear the shirt, no manager in the world would get a tune from this group.
Casual reminder than Casemiro was actually a Ten Hag signing after all. By his own words.
That too. A poor start (results or performance-wise) and they'll have no qualms about sacking him in October or November.