Alexis Sanchez | Done deal

[Di Maria's angel]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

Maybe it's a rouse for more viewers, but that Ty guy is fecking stupid.

 

[Moiraine]

Driving a Lexus amirite?

Shouldn't he be driving a Chevorlet (Red one) ?

 

[kouroux]

This level of analysis (why Sanchez doesn't want a PL trophy this season with City?) is funny to me. Maybe Sanchez doesn't want a hollow trophy win where he'd play a little part in winning ?

 

[Raw]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

Absolute state of Ty.

 

[spwd]

I see that you're getting new honours each day

Nothing to do with me

Yeah I know, I should have looked in other threads, like ones about formations but I was a bit lazy.

No worries bud, a transfer thread is hardly the best place to look for sensible discussion.

Good night to everybody.

This is a disaster.

Sorry bud, feel guilty now, I’ll send you some Ikea vouchers.

 

[Van Piorsing]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

Ty's having the same drink from that bidon every match now... definitely doesn't making him any smarter.

 

[Ban]

Nothing to do with me



No worries bud, a transfer thread is hardly the best place to look for sensible discussion.



Sorry bud, feel guilty now, I’ll send you some Ikea vouchers.

Nice to see it's a fun story for you.

 

[SirAF]

@Macern How are you feeling? Hitting Macer'n anytime soon?

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Gonna need suspenders at this rate

 

[spwd]

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Ikea lover tag incoming

Ffs, just get it done already.

 

[Crackers]

Ffs, just get it done already.

 

[Murder on Zidane's Floor]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

Ty is hilarious.

 

[Pexbo]

509!

 

[whatwha]

I am interested to know if anybody on the Cafe knows why nobody such as Barcalona , Munich, PSG or Real Madrid were in for Sanchez ? Seems strange to me if he is such a tallent why none of the other big guns were / are in for him. I find it a little strange and have/Are we jumping in too quick. I mean City have the capital to compete and suddenly pulled out. Do they know something, feel he is not worth the chance or have United gone simply mad to beat city and they are now laughing seeing us blow a lot of next summer' budget ?

Or maybe I should just keep quiet.

No-one else is fool enough or desperate enough to give him such a long and ridiculously expensive contract when he's already 29, or paying so much in transfer value + agent fee.

 

[spwd]

I meant the medical, honest

 

[Crackers]

509!

Are you saying we're close?

 

[unplayable]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

I don't think I have ever seen a video of Ty without him mentioning the Invincibles for no reason whatsoever .

 

[Crackers]

I meant the medical, honest

Sure

 

[Earthquake]

Anyone can transfer players over to a different team on PES.

Everyone knows the only videogame to trust for official transfer news is Football Manager.

That and finding out if Xavi is really from Chile...

 

[Pexbo]

Are you saying we're close?

I mean, I like you mate, we're acquaintances of a football forum but I wouldn't go that far.

 

[K2K]

Longest transfer threads by number of pages:

1. Paul Pogba - 1091
2. Arturo Vidal - 647
3. Ronaldo 2008 - 515
   
4. Alexis Sanchez - 495
5. Berbatov - 485

This thread will probably make the top 2.

Never recovered from the Vidal one

 

[Kidders]

Are they opening the stadium to reveal the signing tomorrow ? I need to know as I'm supposed to be decorating the front room and need an excuse, ANY excuse !

 

[Sly]

It's getting close. I'll get a casillero del diablo bottle ready.

 

[The United Irishman]

Yet more delaying. Just get it over and done with ffs. I can't take another day of refreshing this thread. The medical team can have the whole day off tommorow if they get the medical done tonight.

Scouse Lover?? What's that all about?

 

[Pexbo]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

Chris Eubank

 

[El-Manos]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

Cheryl Cole. Her last name changes every month though, can’t keep up

 

[Andy_Cole]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

Ashley Cole’s ex. Still fuming he cheated on her.

 

[Crackers]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

She's the one with a rose tattoo on her arse cheeks.

 

[spwd]

Don’t we need a title change if the medical isn’t tonight?

 

[pseudo_canadian]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

That Ty guy comes across as a moron. Doesn't sound any different than the type of football fans who comment on Facebook.

 

[SirAF]

She's the one with a rose tattoo on her arse cheeks.

Ahh, that one!

 

[whatwha]

Claude and Ty talking about the Sanchez transfer after their game. Claude really comes across as a nice guy. Ty is just retarded.

I feel bad for Claude for having to compete with a twat like Ty every time. Claude is alright.

By the way, I don't think you're supposed to use the r-word on this forum. I got a warning for that a couple days ago.

 

[Captain Obvious]

So im reading contradicting things online

Is it 35 Million + Mkhi

or just Mkhi?

 

[Borden]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

Someone with a conviction for beating up a toilet attendant at a night club.

 

[FujiVice]

Ty's all mouth when they win and ready to hang himself when they lose. He's a public relations fan. Look at the way he's dressed.

 

[Di Maria's angel]

Who is she? Asking for a friend.

That there is the amazing Susan Boyle. Google her.

 

[Canagel]

Scouse Lover?? What's that all about?

I've no idea.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Someone with a conviction for beating up a toilet attendant at a night club.

Racially aggravated assault, if I'm not mistaken

 

[manunited1919]

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FFS, get it done! Next, we’re gonna get delayed until Aubameyang negotiations are concluded.

 

[Damien]

Don’t we need a title change if the medical isn’t tonight?

Sorted.