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2023-24 Performances


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5.6 Season Average Rating
Appearances
51
Clean sheets
13
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
6

slored1

Full Member
Joined
May 15, 2016
Messages
3,532
What the actual feck is wrong with him? Can't save shots, can't pass, can't sweep. De Gea was shit last season but he has been incredulously worse.
 

lilcurt

Full Member
Joined
Jan 5, 2006
Messages
3,613
Location
Birmingham
Let this be the end of people saying a ball playing keeper is more important then a shot stopper.

We insulted a club legend only to end up with a keeper who is championship level at shot stopping.
 

klayton88

Full Member
Joined
Jun 23, 2015
Messages
4,504
He was on his arse before the 2nd even got hit, in no man's land. Smallest biggest keeper I've seen.
 

Ghostrider318

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Dec 8, 2014
Messages
431
Fraud of a keeper. Cost us a total of 4 pts in 2 CL games.

His arms look like TREX arms
 

Adnan

Talent Spotter
Joined
Oct 5, 2013
Messages
29,996
Location
England
Very poor performance. Whatever the problem is needs to be sorted quickly.
 

Oranges038

Full Member
Joined
Oct 19, 2020
Messages
12,634
The state of the ball out for the penalty, that's on him.

Not sure he could have done much for the goals.
They were gifted 3 clear shots on goal from absolutely rubbish defending.
 

NinjaZombie

Punched the air when Liverpool beat City
Joined
Dec 7, 2011
Messages
10,215
Horror show. Error leading to a pk and us being a man down. He should've saved the winner as well. I'd try out the Turkish keeper.
 

Carl

has permanently erect nipples
Joined
Mar 6, 2008
Messages
45,492
How can you go from looking class in a CL final to turning into dog shite?! Think it’s just our club. We mess players careers up!
If I'm fecking my wife I'm going through the motions. If I had the opportunity to feck Margot Robie then I'd turn into prime Ron Jeremy.
 

iammemphis

iwillnotaskforanamechangeagain
Joined
Sep 6, 2014
Messages
6,047
Location
Hertfordshire
Too casual in possession, as it looked like he was on previous occasions for other clubs, but i still back him to come good.

Looking forward to his post match interview though.
 

prateik

Full Member
Joined
Dec 14, 2005
Messages
42,248
We had De Gea at the club.. he was here. We withdrew our contract offer and signed this joker for 45m..

If that isn't a sackable offense, nothing is. Ten Hag is a fecking moron.
 

Rockets Redglare

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Newbie
Joined
Jun 23, 2015
Messages
2,749
The lack of saves is one thing, but his ball playing looks fecking shit as well.
Great stuff, gonna be stuck with him for ages as well.
 

Fluctuation0161

Full Member
Joined
Aug 8, 2016
Messages
8,203
Location
Manchester
Conceded a goal with a piss poor pass.

Then conceded a goal by ducking under an understanding attempted lob.

First goal his positioning was questionable.

Absolute joke.
 

MattofManchester

Full Member
Joined
Aug 10, 2018
Messages
3,854
Feel like you can tell when someone has what it takes to be a goalkeeper at Manchester United.

Doesn't seem like he has what it takes.
 

Roboc7

Full Member
Joined
Mar 31, 2014
Messages
6,751
Good chance this will be his one and only season as number one.
 

PSV

Full Member
Joined
Jun 26, 2014
Messages
1,250
Goram
Taibi
Onana

That's the list he'll be in when we look back.
 

Dec9003

Correctly predicted Portugal to win Euro 2016
Joined
Jul 31, 2015
Messages
9,123
I thought he was going to be quality for us, this surely isn’t the same bloke that played for inter last year?
 

saik

Full Member
Joined
Jan 4, 2016
Messages
3,108
I have been supportive of him and am willing to give him time but he is not helping himself. He costed us in both of our CL games. Won't put the losses completely on him but he has had a big mistake in both of them. Looks like the pressure is getting him. He needs to be benched for a while.
 

arthurka

Full Member
Joined
Jan 20, 2010
Messages
18,827
Location
Rectum
Let this be the end of people saying a ball playing keeper is more important then a shot stopper.

We insulted a club legend only to end up with a keeper who is championship level at shot stopping.
Easy there our so called shot stopper can't find a club. Bench the guy and cool it down. Fergie did that to DDG, he has absolutely crumbled.
 

King Eric 7

Full Member
Joined
Oct 19, 2014
Messages
5,756
Needs to be dropped. Hasn't looked good enough. I mean damn, he didn't even look good enough in his YT highlights videos. Just too error prone and poor at claiming balls.
 

Ceteris

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Aug 10, 2020
Messages
603
Why would Inter sell their number 1 keeper?

Cheeky bid for Ramesdale?
 

ErikElevenHag

New Member
Newbie
Joined
Feb 24, 2023
Messages
290
How can you go from looking class in a CL final to turning into dog shite?! Think it’s just our club. We mess players careers up!
Champions league final is a one off game. Anyone can have the game of their lives on any said day.

Id rather judge abilities off a body of work. There were always questions marks over his general keeping abilities.
 

Dr. StrangeHate

Full Member
Joined
Aug 17, 2013
Messages
5,556
You just can't have a keeper making errors like that regularly. I think we still would have lost it even if we had 11.