There are plenty of people in the UK who think that too. One trip to Manchester is all it takes to dispel the myth.
Bluemoon goes into Meltdown
- Thread starter Logan!
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No surprise judging by your location.
Pure fabrication, believe me.
Central Manchester is predominantly inhabited by United fans, as they are in most major cities around the UK. Stockport or Didsbury are 2 of the few places that City fans are well known to inhabit.
Maybe he meant they have more fans in Manchester vs having fans anywhere else in the world...
He will be with them in spirit..
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Post of the year right here!Wilfred Bony in me pocketWilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
I know
I live in UK myself. He is from NYC though, that is probably why the commentators are inclined to put City in a better light.Pfft.
I live just outside Manchester and frequently go to town shopping or on nights out, or to the Trafford Centre, or to various tourist attractions with the family - the number of red shirts as you walk around those places far, far outweighs the number of blue shirts. It's not even close or debateable.
Of course, there is more than a hint of suspicion that many City fans are unfortunately stuck in traffic when travelling to these places, as seems commonplace on matchdays.
Marvellous.Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Post of the year.
FabulousWilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Repeat it enough times and it becomes an urban legend, and outsiders love telling other outsiders urban legends as if they were facts in an effort to seem knowledgeable. It's pretty much what happened with that "City has more fans in Manchester" nonsense. Couldn't be further from the truth though.
That OF&H parody on the previous page is absolute GOLD. Give that man a knighthood!
Post of the decade.Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Absolute genius
Oh boy. BrilliantWilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
I meant to quote the other guy, no idea how I ended up quoting you instead. Apologies for thatI know
There is an Orson Wells 'hand clapping' gif online that for some reason I can't embed. But well done sir!!Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
I am sharing that
Give this man a fecking Grammy award mods!!!!
take a bow, sonWilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
UnrealWilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
It deserves to be sung in the stretty. Absolute quality.
I appreciate all of the love, it's my birthday today and I forgot I made the OFAH thing last night.
I still miss that place. Make me a talent scout and I'll rewrite War & Peace
Actually, all I want is newb forum access
I still miss that place. Make me a talent scout and I'll rewrite War & Peace
Man City 0:0 Man Utd
City were pretty underwhelming.
If roles were reversed I'd be fuming not to win.
If roles were reversed I'd be fuming not to win.
That massive one point difference in the league a true indicator of how much better they are than us.
"Top dogs in manchester" funnily enough wasn't Ricky Hatton the last boxer to be shit in the ring?
All those empty seats... did the RAWK field trip bus have a flat enroute?
Lol deluded cnuts need to be less focused on us and more concerned with having a superstar squad with 'the best manager in the world' and sitting in 4th with no chance of silverware
It's funny really. Even their ground (oh sorry it's actually not theirs!) sounds like a lower division ground. Just a nothing club with a sugar daddy. Pathetic really.
Had to do a double take on that one. Total delusion.
They were practically full strength bar Silva. We were missing Pogba, Ibra, Roja. If that wasn't enough we also played Darmien & Fellani just to make it easier for them.
I had six tickets to sell today. Couldn't get rid even at £40 for three! Loads of empty seats next to me, maybe 10%
No FA conspiracy talk, huh?
"Funny" lyric changes are basically never amusing so didn't bother reading until I saw about a dozen responses. Like it, especially the closing theme part. In some alternate universe the last verse is a chant.