No, I can’t see him playing this weekend
Rasmus Højlund | Signed for United
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I think so too. His presence will open further spaces for Rashy and Antony, and we’ll be more unpredictable. Look forward to the set pieces.
On that note, Happy Hojlund Day!
I see little reason that he shouldn't play either today or tomorrow. The pressure is on regardless.
A pre season game won't increase that and if he manages to score it'll reduce it ever so slightly
Why’s everyone going on about his hair 
Could be worse he could have Haalands and look like a girl.
Could be worse he could have Haalands and look like a girl.Why’s everyone going on about his hair
What's wrong with looking like a beauitful woman who is out of this world and a true knockout?
Really don't understand why some footballers say they don't want to play in Manchester because of puny weather. If you play for the big two, you are literally treated like a god in the city. The entire city is consumed by the two clubs. if you haven't been to the city, you won't understand. It's quite surreal to witness in person. If I was a star footballer, there's no better situation to be in.
It's on MUTV as well, a few subs would not go amiss ;-)
You don’t understand why they don’t like the weather - but then provide reasons against that have nothing to do with the weather?
Because, smart-ass, all those things should trump the weather. I've been to London and Madrid. You're an "also ran" in those cities. You are the main feature and prime billing all the time in Manchester as a footballer for United or City.
He won't play imo. He has basically no training with the team so far. The whole thing is purely PR.
Have you played outdoor sports from Dec to March in the UK?
Hopefully he sorts out that stupid haircut once he gets in the locker room.
His trim is awful. He’s got enough money to get a good barber.
I was thinking of a Varane style introduction. That was pure box office.
Nothing if you’re an actual woman.
the prospect of developing a monster us so exciting
I'm seeing a young Fernando Torres in some of those runs.
What would get you fired up more for your new team than having thousands of people cheering you on like a Roman gladiator ?
What's wrong with men looking feminine? Or having hair like Haaland's?Nothing if you’re an actual woman.
What year is it again?Nothing if you’re an actual woman.
You know the caf is really scrabbling around for stuff to moan about when his hairstyle seems to be the most discussed thing in here. Will he be great? No idea, but I’d bet my house on him being a lot better than Weggy.
Lads I havn't watched him in a full game but last couple weeks been watching the clips that have been put up. What I notice about him is as soon as he gets turned he drives forward with ball at defenders, none of this delayed touch and his movement looks good for young lad. He seems to have good pace and with Ten Hag saying he wants us to be the best counter transition team going his attributes will certainly help in getting the ball forward quick and attack.
Looking forward to the new season.
Looking forward to the new season.
Nothing but my point was people are taking the p*ss out of Hojlund hair when Haalands is worse.
2023 last time I checked.
Exactly. I don’t get why people mentioned his hair either. I just brought it up to see what the issue was. People will moan just for the sake of it. Should be judged on performances/goals. Not his hairstyle. Aslong as he isn’t a Pogba that changes it every match then it’s all good.
You literally just said Haaland's is worse because it makes him look like a woman. And then went on to say there's nothing wrong with looking like a woman if you're "an actual woman".
Typical Manchester rain for the unveiling 
Absolutely pissing down
Absolutely pissing down
Lads, can I start unzipping now?
Good call that actually.
Who the heck is taking the p*ss out of his hair - that's a pretty sad thing to do
Put aside the acne which will go, the guy's 6'3, Scandinavian with blond hair, blue eyes and models himself on how Ronaldo built and looked after his body.
What a day to be a United fan as today we finally have our new RVN (or so I hope!)
Or Fodens. Possibly the worst hairstyle in sport. Of all the styles in the world and he chooses that one. The one that looks like he’s had an LP melted on to his head.Why’s everyone going on about his hair
The acne will go but the skin is scarred for life. He’s still a handsome guy though, and brings us up in the looks department.
The announcement must be due at any minute now
Imagine caring about someone else's haircut.
Hope not! A massive fecking bellend.The new Bendtner
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