That one is a classic. Rafa as the Terminator, saving civilization from alien bullies.
RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition
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Classic RAWK-ness right there.Last couple of pages of this thread have been amazing. Feels like the world is normal again, including RAWK after a gap of a few years. Just as we got Jose
More words of wisdom from PeterTheRead,
Feck me, so the team that won the Title in 2011, lost it on goal difference in 2012, is not supposed to win it in 2013!
And it's been compared to Leicester who only got promoted in 2015 and avoided relegation before winning the Title in 2016.
Now I've seen it all!
ffs! We won the league with an 11 point margin and a +43 goal difference. Who was "supposed" to win it if not us!?!Liverpool, obviously.
True true. How dare we finish 28 points above that squad.
In all fairness 28 points is actually only 4 points in Klopp years.
Feckin' bent Manc refs....
Then there's the alternate reality league table that they keep up with... I'm sure they bested us there.
It's all Howard Webb's fault.
Truly a gif for all seasons.Another season, another RAWK thread, another VdG repost:
...but a new one in the works.
Bloody hell
Also, the replies to that post. If someone makes that kind of post here, I can not imagine he would be able to survive the amount of piss-taking that follows after.
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Whiskey-nosed demento clearly at work along with his posse.
They can be funny when they take a break from acting bitter
RAWK said:
Pogba = Matic
RAWK said:
What's also funny here is the "My English isn't great" guy knows the difference between bisect and dissect but the Scouser doesn't.
This is really good writings! And really possible, it depends on his house where his windoes are and when he sleeps, but when you get a feelings like that, it's usually becuase they are true. My English isn't great but I think you means the shooting star bisected the two, not dissected. That would be very strange if it dissected them. Strange and evil. But that isn't the important, what matters is we dream of the stars and even if we dont reach them, maybe we reach the moon, or Pluto.
They're in a parallel universe. Tear in the fabric of space & time.
It's all (nothing) like in Dr Who when Tom Baker thinks he might have a chance of getting it on with Mary Tamm. I reckon Klopp looks like a Time Lord y'know, it's the latest plan to try & get back to the 1980s. I'm planning 87 more, but quite short, paras of this completely shite metaphor btw, including some in the form of Norwegian haiku.
Anyway... I. AM. WORRIED. Because I think that they are going to turn Anfield into a Tardis (suspicious about that new stand I am) and then re-materialize on the top of a great big hill where they could meet a hideous alien life form known as the Aldo, and all live happily ever after. And actually win something. And then actually be able to take the piss out of how terrible we are. Instead of that 2012 League Cup vs. Cardiff on penalties being the sum total of what they've actually won in the last 10 years.
New paragraph,. With less fewer 'actuallys' in it, hopefully.
I am so hoping that they get spanked at the Arse, first game. Like by an esp furious headmaster who has caught you being very rude about Mr Fivetimes...
It's all (nothing) like in Dr Who when Tom Baker thinks he might have a chance of getting it on with Mary Tamm. I reckon Klopp looks like a Time Lord y'know, it's the latest plan to try & get back to the 1980s. I'm planning 87 more, but quite short, paras of this completely shite metaphor btw, including some in the form of Norwegian haiku.
Anyway... I. AM. WORRIED. Because I think that they are going to turn Anfield into a Tardis (suspicious about that new stand I am) and then re-materialize on the top of a great big hill where they could meet a hideous alien life form known as the Aldo, and all live happily ever after. And actually win something. And then actually be able to take the piss out of how terrible we are. Instead of that 2012 League Cup vs. Cardiff on penalties being the sum total of what they've actually won in the last 10 years.
New paragraph,
. With I am so hoping that they get spanked at the Arse, first game. Like by an esp furious headmaster who has caught you being very rude about Mr Fivetimes...
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Like where Pogba is Obi Mikel because...
The morals tables had a 30 point swing, Liverpool edged United by +2.
Every single one of those comments is tongue-in-cheek.
Will give a massive confidence boost to their club though ! But they're overreacting as always.
Except for Sevilla. Well in a competitive game atleast.
This was Liverpool's 8th pre-season game where as Barcelona's 3rd and the difference in match fitness between 2 teams clearly showed!
I'd give Klopp some credit though, he's arranged 9 pre-season games. Ideally you'd need about 6. So at start of the season they'd have a head start on the rest.
I. MORE. WORRIED.
Liverpools sharpness for the first game could favour them early on, there's no denying that.
This was Liverpool's 8th pre-season game where as Barcelona's 3rd and the difference in match fitness between 2 teams clearly showed!
I'd give Klopp some credit though, he's arranged 9 pre-season games. Ideally you'd need about 6. So at start of the season they'd have a head start on the rest.
They beat Barca by 4?
Barca are much far behind Liverpool in pre-season prep.They beat Barca by 4?
They started some fringe players, and the starters bar Suarez were sluggish and sloppy in possesion. Matthieu was especially suspect. As soon as Iniesta, Piqué, Rakitic came on it was a different game (3-0 down at that point) missing Alba and Neymar too.
Liverpool pressed high and they were good, but Barca were far from sharp, still the confidence Liverpool can take from this is a positive thing for them.
Remember LvG managed to beat Real 3-1 in 2014.They beat Barca by 4?
Yup.
Couple that with Arsenal missing some of their first teamers, I won't be surprised if they get a result at the Emirates.
as much as rawk chat bollocks 99.9% of the time if United beat barca 4-0 then we'd also be very confident and most likely spouting nonsense.
You can't deny they looked impressive and klopp has changed them tactically for the better. Whether they can mount a challenge remains to be seen but they only have the league to focus on so can focus solely on that
You can't deny they looked impressive and klopp has changed them tactically for the better. Whether they can mount a challenge remains to be seen but they only have the league to focus on so can focus solely on that
Its preseason. It really means feck all.
How apt! I'm watching "The day of The Doctor"They're in a parallel universe. Tear in the fabric of space & time.
It's all (nothing) like in Dr Who when Tom Baker thinks he might have a chance of getting it on with Mary Tamm. I reckon Klopp looks like a Time Lord y'know, it's the latest plan to try & get back to the 1980s. I'm planning 87 more, but quite short, paras of this completely shite metaphor btw, including some in the form of Norwegian haiku.
Anyway... I. AM. WORRIED. Because I think that they are going to turn Anfield into a Tardis (suspicious about that new stand I am) and then re-materialize on the top of a great big hill where they could meet a hideous alien life form known as the Aldo, and all live happily ever after. And actually win something. And then actually be able to take the piss out of how terrible we are. Instead of that 2012 League Cup vs. Cardiff on penalties being the sum total of what they've actually won in the last 10 years.
New paragraph,lessfewer 'actuallys' in it, hopefully.
I am so hoping that they get spanked at the Arse, first game. Like by an esp furious headmaster who has caught you being very rude about Mr Fivetimes...
Roma beat Liverpool in pre-season, RAWK "It's only a pre-season game, la."
Liverpool beat Barcelona in pre-season, RAWK "We're gonna win the league."
They spout the same shite year in, year out over there.
Liverpool beat Barcelona in pre-season, RAWK "We're gonna win the league."
They spout the same shite year in, year out over there.
But they have an incredibly tough fixture list with 3 away games on the trot.
By the way I also hope this might have shown some people how much sharpness and fitness play a huge factor with these games.
I remember people going through a bit of a meltdown due to Dortmund obliterating us when they had like 5-6 games under their belt to us 1.
I remember people going through a bit of a meltdown due to Dortmund obliterating us when they had like 5-6 games under their belt to us 1.
I saw them all at Waterloo urgh.