His whole Twitter from today is hilarious. Claims the security guard told him Mane is arriving at Carrington today. He doesn't want it to happen, but explores the possibility that the ITK security guard might be joking, before coming to the conclusion that the guard "didn't look like he was pulling my leg". And the assertion about himself: "I'm not one to joke". Of course, he did also say that he gave the sheet to LVG as a joke, so perhaps he is one to joke.
Also has a great picture of Schneiderlin and Darmian arriving to training together in a white Polo when everything else is in their Bentley's and matte black Mercedes.