agreed.
Suarez bites | "sorry for falling into him and biting him and that"
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Suarez has large teeth.
yeah, but still he mentioned rabies. Chances of having rabies are extremely low.
Still there are a lot of other infections which can be given by a bite.
Sad, bitter, Piers Morgan. Go away, you're not even amusing.
Just because it happened against Italy doesn't make it right either. Instead of making numerous excuses you could simply send him home.That's what I found absolutely hilarious about it all. The Italians complaining about underhand tactics... and the world rallying behind them. You couldn't make it up
Reports are that the Uruguayan FA are going to claim nothing happened and it is all photoshop.
I don't know how they manage to walk with balls that big.
I don't know how they manage to walk with balls that big.
Scousers doing their scousing.
genuinely spat out my coffee.Dentist : Hey Suarez, Lets see how good is your teeth .
Suarez : With Pleasure !!
Den : Look at all that blood , your gum is bleeding ..
Suarez : Nah!! My gums are fine thats the blood of the last guys i bit ..
Den: ????
Suarez : With Pleasure !!
Den : Look at all that blood , your gum is bleeding ..
Suarez : Nah!! My gums are fine thats the blood of the last guys i bit ..
Den: ????
Amazeballs. You should do stand-up.Dentist : Hey Suarez, Lets see how good is your teeth .
Suarez : With Pleasure !!
Den : Look at all that blood , your gum is bleeding ..
Suarez : Nah!! My gums are fine thats the blood of the last guys i bit ..
Den: ????
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I've been surprised that in each situation the victim has continued to play on. I always thought that a bite could lead to serious problems if not treated properly. When i was at school I remember 2 separate incidents, both relatively minor bites that didn't break the skin, where the victim was taken to hospital as a precaution.
Its probably because of 1950 final and all, but as I said what that lawyer said is completely delusional.Brazil is afraid of us, they always are. We've beaten them with far worse teams.
You clearly haven't been to Brazil, or their Football Museum in SP. Well worth a visit, you will walk out and realise they are paranoid about two things: Uruguay and the French. The latter is more a cultured observation but they consider them their permanent bogey team while Uruguay is the one that captures the imagination of the masses (where the players emerge from).
The argument is flawed, mind
As for the bolded part I really dont know what are you talking about.
As for the rest, I really admire Uruguay and its achievements especially given its even smaller population than Croatia, but on the other hand of course journalists will ask him about Suarez. Its not so shocking, he's bitten someone and that's completely crazy. What is crazy too is Tabarez and the rest are denying something even happened. It was a great win and all but when you have a nut case in your team anything can happen and now you'll be without him vs Colombia.
Rawk told them it all Ollys fault.
He features prominently in the Adidas commercial.
Even the official Walking Dead facebook page is making fun of it, god! 
https://www.facebook.com/TheWalking...0475388978628/969756876383804/?type=1&theater
https://www.facebook.com/TheWalking...0475388978628/969756876383804/?type=1&theater
Yep, the questions were only from the British press and it's driving the Uruguayans crazy
http://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2014/jun/25/luis-suarez-bite-twitter-reaction
http://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2014/jun/25/luis-suarez-bite-twitter-reaction
Suarez is clearly the victim of racist abuse by the English media.
And photoshop.
For doing it the third time really deserves severe punishment. Ban him for about 5-15 international matches with the threat, that he gets a 1-2 year ban for all competitions, if he ever does something extraordinary nasty again.
One of the dirtiest/nastiest player, that players in the top5 leagues. At least he fecked up big time, so nobody will ignore his scummyness anymore.
The comments from the Uruguayan Team/FA/trainer make them look really bad. I am not surprised at all. Rarly seen a team with so much idiots.
One of the dirtiest/nastiest player, that players in the top5 leagues. At least he fecked up big time, so nobody will ignore his scummyness anymore.
The comments from the Uruguayan Team/FA/trainer make them look really bad. I am not surprised at all. Rarly seen a team with so much idiots.
Tabarez didnt say British press, he said he hadn't seen the incident but wasn't surprised to once again find "certain sections of the press waiting on the sidelines waiting to pounce on anything Suarez does".
It was very much an "I'd rather talk football than entertain tabloid reporting questions" sort of reply.
The reaction is going to be funny if FIFA let him off easy, say a three game ban.
At the end of the day, he won't learn nothing. His coach is already defending him, he most likely has his friends and family telling him he's the victim in all this.
Just another day in the life of Suarez. I mean, at least he's at the right club, most of their fans will be bending over backwards to defend him and then he's going to leave them without even giving it a second thought.
At least its been an entertaining summer so far!
At the end of the day, he won't learn nothing. His coach is already defending him, he most likely has his friends and family telling him he's the victim in all this.
Just another day in the life of Suarez. I mean, at least he's at the right club, most of their fans will be bending over backwards to defend him and then he's going to leave them without even giving it a second thought.
At least its been an entertaining summer so far!
Come on, you are just arguing on semantics here.
I don't think you get banned for the break, that's kinda irrelevant. It's the tackle, you can break a leg in a fair challenge and nobody gets banned.
The overall point is that smashing a player's leg unfairly usually gets less punishment than is currently being touted for Ratboy.
Suarez receives bollocking for his antics (rightfully).
Chiellini claims in an interview for SKY Italia that FIFA will have no balls to ban Suarez.
FIFA pretend to want to do sth about it but apparently there are some elements missing.
Adidas (and some random poker company) held talks whether to continue their sponsorship deal with Suarez.
Uruguay and a few blokes on here claim the bite marks were photoshopped.
Some shithouse of an Uruguayan lawyer says it was casual play and that England, Italy and Brazil have an agenda towards Suarez and that Chiellini's elbow should also undergo investigation (Suarez had a black eye innit).
Finally antohan compares Suarez mental problems to Roy Keane's just because he was an aggresive player who took a revenge on Haaland.
EDIT: Sb calculated how big a risk of getting infected by Suarez's bite is to which Grinner replied that scouse poison is actually incurable.
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Oh that press waiting for poor Suarez to do something just to gloat on it...
Maybe he should have had a look at the incident beforehand. Which I have no doubt he did.
I understand, that his coach or you dont want to talk about it, because its incredible embarrassing. You are caught between the devil and the deep blue see: You either have to throw your best player under the bus or excuse the inexcusable. Its a tough choice.
There wasnt much to talk about anyway. For reasons unknown Italy got a red card, while Suarez didnt get a red card. So what should Tabarez say anyway? We played like shit in a poor game, but the ref helped us to win?
Tabarez shouldnt blame the media for asking the obvious question, but his player for doing the thing. Saying, that he didnt see it, is just a poor excuse.
My quip about scouse having no antidote deserves a mention.
*dons tinfoil hat*
You all should forgive Suarez for his childish acts of biting... it's his way of showing a sign of affection! Look at him trying to do it to Gerrard!
You all should forgive Suarez for his childish acts of biting... it's his way of showing a sign of affection! Look at him trying to do it to Gerrard!
Who was it that Sterling nearly knocked out. They played on. That shouldn't have been allowed
Biting is a symbol of endearment in his culture. We're all just racists, you see.*dons tinfoil hat*
You all should forgive Suarez for his childish acts of biting... it's his way of showing a sign of affection! Look at him trying to do it to Gerrard!
I don't like him. I find him an example of the worst kind of player a sport can offer. He is a cnut. I find his actions both in the game against Italy and the previous ones (the racism row with Evra, the two previous bites and the diving) reprensible and worth of a ban; and in words of a sport journalist from here in Mexico, as the sign that he really needs therapy as something is not fine with him. However I found this article that might explain why he acts the way he does. Not that it justifies him nor exonerates him, just casting some light into the whole issue:
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/sto...nner-luis-suarez-soccer-most-beautiful-player
Of the noticeable things of that article, is that it is clear that the football establishment in Uruguay has gone to great lenghts to cuddle and protect him, even if is from his own destructive behaviour; which is apparently is deeply rooted in a very tough childhood. Again, it does not excuse nor defende his actions. He needs to be punished.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/sto...nner-luis-suarez-soccer-most-beautiful-player
Of the noticeable things of that article, is that it is clear that the football establishment in Uruguay has gone to great lenghts to cuddle and protect him, even if is from his own destructive behaviour; which is apparently is deeply rooted in a very tough childhood. Again, it does not excuse nor defende his actions. He needs to be punished.
FFS you might be right here*dons tinfoil hat*
You all should forgive Suarez for his childish acts of biting... it's his way of showing a sign of affection! Look at him trying to do it to Gerrard!
aye, fixed.
Just had Jim Dowling on SSN talking about it, embarrassed himself a good one with the shit he was coming out with and somehow came to compare it to Beckham with the '98 incident
Would they get 3 matches if they had a history of wilfully breaking legs, surely if they admitted that they could be charged criminally. The idea that biting can be compared to kicking or poor tackling on a football pitch escapes me. We've all kicked and been kicked.