The RedCafe Annual Awards 2011 | First Page Edited With Insults

[Rado_N]

It was all going so well, too.

 

[brewlio]

Amazing you guys even think exactly the same thing

We're conjoined at the banstick.

 

[JayWalker]

 

[peterstorey]

Yeah, it's easy to forget the day-to-day stuff of keeping the show on the road - props to Sultan and the other mods.

 

[Burrow]

It's an honor just to be nominated (as Essay-nazi, worst newbie and biggest spammer)

 

[jveezy]

Oh feckin hell, now I have to go open up the doc again.

 

[Damien]

It's an honor just to be nominated (as Essay-nazi, worst newbie and biggest spammer)

Same. 3 votes for Nice guy, thanks to whoever voted for me.

 

[Plechazunga]

I'm feeling a bit better about things now. Just needed some fresh air, I think.

 

[Sally Cinnamon]

Who voted for me as most underrated and top red?

 

[jveezy]

17 out of 62 votes for Sultan. Hectic and Top with 11 and 9 respectively despite finishing second in the Least Helpful Modmin voting. Dr. Dwayne finished with 8 votes, for Most Helpful Modmin despite winning Least Helpful Modmin with half the votes.

A study conducted by the Institute of Small Sample Sizes has concluded that everyone who doesn't think the senior modmin staff doesn't at least do a halfway decent job can go feck themselves.

 

[Sultan]

Amazing you guys even think exactly the same thing

I wrote that myself and bullied the pair into copying the post on here.

Cheers everyone.

XXX

:gaytard smiley:

 

[Top]

Third place, and all I do is give away the odd tagline. I am brilliant.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Another year of disappointment...

At least I didn't need to bolster things by voting for myself this time though...

 

[Sir Matt]

I got two votes for most underrated, not 1! I was robbed by the spreadsheet!

 

[jveezy]

i got two votes for most underrated, not 1! I was robbed by the spreadsheet!

You did vote for yourself.

 

[Burrow]

You did vote for yourself.

Was that allowed? If so, add a vote for Burrow for best newbie and POTY

 

[Sassy Colin]

You did vote for yourself.

Was that allowed? If so, add a vote for Burrow for best newbie and POTY

Worked out well for me last year...

 

[SteveJ]

add a vote for Burrow for best newbie and POTY

Player of the Year?!?!?

 

[Sir Matt]

You did vote for yourself.

If I won't vote for myself, why should anyone else?

 

[WR]

I got 1 vote as the nice guy, from Boss.

 

[Burrow]

Worked out well for me last year...

What happened with you last year?

Player of the Year?!?!?

More like Punchingbag of the Year, going by my first month up here

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Man Utd Mrs]

Most Likely to Resemble Online Persona

Much like Sults, the winner of this award is universally well liked on the Caf, and for good reason. I’m pretty certain I’ve never seen her say a cross word to anyone but she’s also one of the ‘lads’ in that she’s great craic and knows her stuff football wise. But there are probably plenty of people on here who have benefitted from MUM’s serious side when she’s offered them advice, which is usually spot on. I would be amazed if there was anyone on this entire site who doesn’t think this award is well deserved.

So the poster who you lot thought was most likely to resemble her online persona is MUM

And a lovely Persona it is too.

The irony is that in fact she's 'one of the lads' in that she's a fat bloke from Levenshulme with a three-day beard and a cock.

*Loud clapping* on days when you think the caf is full of 20-something-no-nuffink twats MuM is an oasis of sense and sensibility.

MUM won with 9 votes out of 59. Coming in joint second were Weaste and Lance Uppercut with 8 each, though perhaps they have slightly different personas to the kind and gentle ManUtdMrs.

Jolly good show thus far fellows.

Well in MUM

Not a bad word to say about mum

MUM is not here to accept the award tonight. She's busy building an orphanage.

I have just taken time out from *ahem*...building the orphanage and would just like to say a big thank you to everyone who voted for me.
It's much appreciated !

It's a pleasure to be a Mod on the Caf and I love you all

 

[Top]

Right, I have handed out some taglines to some of the winners and losers who didn't already have a tagline.

 

[SteveJ]

How fashionably late you are, MUM. Well done on the award!

 

[Damien]

More like Punchingbag of the Year, going by my first month up here

What Brophs said about Canto here:

All joking aside, you're far from the worst. You're just visible and pisstaking is like a snowball.

Applied to you in a way. Promoted on the day we had a pretty bad defeat, and like a true friend I joined in with the stick throwing

 

[Damien]

Congrats on the new tagline Steve, it suits you and anyone else who has received one

 

[SteveJ]

Your turn next time, Damo.

I hope to f*ck I don't get into any arguments or that tag will be awkward.

 

[De Selby]

I can defer them to you if you like.

What, some pity votes?

You're not back in public school now, Team Brian. You can't tease the poor, bright kid who got in on a scholarship with promises of a bowl of Eton mess if he licks the dog shit off your wingtips.

So no, I don't want your filthy leftovers.

 

[Rado_N]

Right, I have handed out some taglines to some of the winners and losers who didn't already have a tagline, or who's tagline is out of season.

???

 

[Top]

I don't know what you're talking about...

 

[KiD MoYeS]

Who else got a tagline other than Steve?

 

[Damien]

???

He'll probably change the word "Christmas" to "Easter" or something similar.

 

[bazalini]

Well done Spoony ya bollocks

 

[Damien]

And I was right.

 

[Burrow]

Damien should get 'Anal' as his tagline

 

[Rado_N]

I just very nearly spilt beer when I noticed that

 

[The Taurean]

He'll probably change the word "Christmas" to "Easter" or something similar.

revolving tagline, I like it.

 

[Damien]

Who else got a tagline other than Steve?

Kelvin for one - Worst Poster 2011

at robocop's

rcoobc - Not as crap as everyone thinks

 

[Top]

Who else got a tagline other than Steve?

Robocop, Kelvin, Mockney and Lance