he went down like a sack of shit, I could hear the thud from my headphones that are places about 2 feet away from me.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) was joined by comedian Ali Woods to look back at the best and worst moments of a rollercoaster season with the annual United Hour Awards.
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he went down like a sack of shit, I could hear the thud from my headphones that are places about 2 feet away from me.Can we add 'Ko's - 1' to his stat bar at the top?
It's something not worth the outrage, but, doing it in the kitchen was really dangerous, it reminded me of that turkish girl in germany that was punched by a guy in a car park, fell on her head and died.
He's always been an idiot so it's hardly surprising, good luck with any career in boxing when you get KO'd by a jab.
Fecking hell that's hilarious
I'm baffled by this. So many questions.
Scott Brown is worst
went down like Ashley Young 
Just meant it was no surprise to find out he was an 'idiot', we already know that!
Oh right-yea exactly. He's never had sense!Just meant it was no surprise to find out he was an 'idiot', we already know that!
What the feck? Great thread title too. Fairly stupid thing to do, as has been said. Could get hurt with the way he falls. Been said to death at this stage. Surely won';t be any punishment for this, other than to say cop-on. Also some "friend" to leak this to the fecking Sun.I think it's clearly sensationalist journalism (ie. I've no doubt he jumped right back up after the video stopped.) That being said, is it really a good idea for our 250,000/week striker to be boxing (sans headgear,) during his free time?
Has it been confirmed to be a recent event?
I believe it was after the Swansea game?
The week later he scored a couple against Sunderland, so let's hope someone has knocked him out again recently.
Man Utd 3:0 Tottenham
Has anyone else on here heard this story before?
Something like that would be urban legend by now, surely?
It's interesting the way it cuts out so soon after he goes down. There's no way the dude on the video stopped recording. Wouldn't be suprised at all if he's only messing around and sits straight up. Sun being the Sun.
So far
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.
It was extremely gentle sparring. No power at all in their punches. They both look like tidy boxers, who know how to spar (which is very different to an actual fight). They'd be well able to have a relaxed spar without headgear and not get hurt.
Best Striker in the league !
Rooney taking the piss of the video
The celebration
His celebration.What a goal! hahahahahah boxing him self out.. love him
Someone needs to photoshop Ortons face onto Rooney and Rooney's face onto Bardsley.
Loved that Wayne!
Good celebration
Absolute legend! Get the feck in!
Well done, sir.
What a great goal. I love those goals where he 'hunts' the goal down. Hasn't done it enough in his later career, but where he can get the ball 25 yards out dribble past a few and score. He's done it at the Lane before as well.
fecking legendBrilliant!
Couldn't have possibly responded better to what was a nothing story with a lot of faux outrage
The best celebration, ever!
A little bit. The video would have been much funnier if they were boxing naked.
Erm....
Great goal. Refreshing to see him run at players.
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Its really refreshing to see the front man making runs and trying to take on players, I wouldn't mind if RvP and Falcao don't play again this season to be honest.
There's your 20 goal a season striker Louis. Or 25. Or 30. Or more.
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