RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[Red Stone]

And lol at the JohnnoWhite account.

I've never heard a man in his what, 60s or 70s? ever talk like that. Maybe it's just my experience.

Also his display picture being Bill Shankly adds to the charade.

It takes huge amounts of delusion to believe that JohnnoWhite is actually the angry United-supporting pensioner he portrays himself as, so RAWK is really the best place for someone like that to keep the act up. If I were to guess, I'd say he's a guy in his mid-20s to early 30s who isn't necessarily a fan of United or Liverpool, but he's posing as a United fan and is trying to see how blatantly pro-Liverpool he can be before they start catching on. At least I hope so. Then it's just a long con designed to highlight the delusion that permeates that entire board and not a real person.

It's still extremely sad, though.

 

[stevoc]

How dare you say that I get offended easily. Git.

No sir how dare you. I take great offense at your being offended by my post.

 

[Green_Red]

think we missed a trick here lads. Clean AND fresh

That's basically the lads CV, don't take the piss hahaha

that's some list, class

 

[Green_Red]

Reminds me of their Bret 'The Hitman' Hart tribute.

"The Best There Is, The Best There Was And The cnut Still Never Won A Premier League Title"

 

[montpelier]

Johnno's started giving courses in Geordie

IF you really do have ter have a pop at the Toon, yer have to gerrit spelled right marra!

It's HOWAY the Lads for the Toon !!

 

[montpelier]

somewhat predictable bet settling difficulty

Lucky bastards...

Cantona
RossoBianchi
tonysleft

Pm me where you want your £20 winnings to go with appropriate links or paypal info.

I'll make payment Monday. Bastards..

Rosso is banned. I've an email address for him if you want it?

 

[montpelier]

Johnno: tired & emotional

I fecking love this place - a refuge from life's storms it is for all waifs and strays - and very apt perhaps 'cos Liverpool has for centuries always been that haven!

So thanks again from this pissed-up Manc!

Phase of Play must be bursting with feedback/input on Klopp's tactical set-up, so disappointing PoP was hounded out of there by the meanies.

 

[Natener]

Reminds me of their Bret 'The Hitman' Hart tribute.

Oh I hope they do a documentary on "The Anfield Slipjob".

 

[Gol123]

Has PoP been banned?

 

[Truedevil]

Has PoP been banned?

I think he left on his own.

 

[Truedevil]

Johnno's response to this picture

Spoiler

What are these lads celebrating FFS? I'm a United fan but I don't get all this PR shite! Take me back to the time when this truly was OUR GAME FFS!!

The feck is he talking about

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

Oh i've heard it mate don't you worry.

Fields of Athenry is a good song. Fields of Anfield is just a shit parody of that good song.



As an Irish man and a United fan i do. Stop stealing our bloody songs and make up your own

Oh and welcome.

You can't ask scouters to stop robbing, it's like asking a footballer not to be thick, just totally unrealistic

 

[Cooksen]

Johnno's response to this picture

Spoiler

The feck is he talking about

He appears to want adidas to have our players standing like those liverpool giants in the 1970s and 80s where shanks and bob were oh so classy.

 

[Ish]

We should ultimately just stop giving attention to that Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime. It's clear as day the twat's doing a poor man's version of Orc. And that says alot.

 

[hubbuh]

Johnno's response to this picture

Spoiler

The feck is he talking about

Manc Uncle Tom

 

[diarm]

Oh i've heard it mate don't you worry.

Fields of Athenry is a good song. Fields of Anfield is just a shit parody of that good song.



As an Irish man and a United fan i do. Stop stealing our bloody songs and make up your own

Oh and welcome.

Oh my god yes. It makes my skin crawl each and every time I hear them butchering that fine song with their bastardized and terribly sung facsimile.

 

[JamesB__]

Johnno must be reading this thread and playing up the character. There's no other excuse.

Although he probably wouldnt entertain the idea of going on the caf nowadays, as the newspaper column titled RedCafe in the 1950s and 60s was much better.

 

[Stookie]

That Johnno is a complete spacktard.

 

[Chesterlestreet]

With someone like Johnno it can't be anything like an ordinary case of wumming. He isn't actually winding anyone up, for one thing - not at RAWK anyway (at best he's potentially winding up people on here, by posting at RAWK). He's a nutter of some sort - or it's just a fake account maintained by their mods (who are nutters of some sort in their own right) for whatever purpose.

If he's an actual not-nutty imposter, one has to ask what the hell his endgame is.

"The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco!"

 

[SteveJ]

He's gone bonkers with the alleged Romance of Liverpool Football Club™. No doubt as as he wanders the welcoming black-and-white streets of Merseyside, Shanks and Sir Matt take his hand and lead him to the promised land of Antraffordfield. Then Sky pundit Mighty Red spoils it by thrusting a selfie-stick in their faces and uploading the pic to Instatwitphotoshopbook.

 

[pierrethesnack]

Johnno: tired & emotional



Phase of Play must be bursting with feedback/input on Klopp's tactical set-up, so disappointing PoP was hounded out of there by the meanies.

Agree, he was their most entertaining poster. And it was brilliant to see how they all went from loving him to gradually hating him.

 

[NinjaZombie]

Agree, he was their most entertaining poster. And it was brilliant to see how they all went from loving him to gradually hating him.

When did this happen? I want to read all about it.

 

[Badunk]

Feel sorry for all those fans travelling up from the south coast

And Bourenmouth fans also

13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea

 

[dead joe]

 

[Isotope]

 

[AltiUn]

That's quite funny in fairness

 

[horsechoker]

 

[Nighteyes]

 

[Badunk]

There was another one along the lines of Old Trafford resembling a City home game (after the crowd had been evacuated).

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

RAWK thread on this is decent, to be fair. Same can't be said for the Bluemoon thread, which is vile, as you would expect.

 

[Igor Drefljak]

Yup, some things are just more important than football, yet bluemoon are the exception.
Surely they are not like that in real life?

 

[Chorley1974]

He's a sleeper, embedded himself in RAWK, surely a longer play with this.

 

[Cassady]

You can't ask scouters to stop robbing, it's like asking a footballer not to be thick, just totally unrealistic

I know.

Pesky Scouters eh. What next ? Stealing Gim Gam Gooly ?

 

[SalfordRed1960]

It should be a fun day if the do not win the Europa. I mean Klopp put all his eggs in one basket, resting players and putting the PL behind the Europa, and based on results he is only 6 points shy of 4th of a CL place. Because of his actions, if they lose they get no Europe at all next year. Never understood not going for all competitions.

 

[Klopper76]

It should be a fun day if the do not win the Europa. I mean Klopp put all his eggs in one basket, resting players and putting the PL behind the Europa, and based on results he is only 6 points shy of 4th of a CL place. Because of his actions, if they lose they get no Europe at all next year. Never understood not going for all competitions.

I think Klopp feels that Sturridge, Coutinho and others will struggle if they have to play every three of four days. We've only played weakened teams in a couple of games as well (one of which we won against Bournemouth). The reality is we've been very inconsistent in the league and yet again conceded 50 goals. There's a lot to improve upon for next season.

You're right though that the season is either going to be either a decent one or a shambles. I think a lot of them on RAWK firmly believe we're going to win on Wednesday but cup finals with Liverpool are never straight forward. I wish I had their confidence because our inconsistency makes me nervous.

 

[Cassady]

It should be a fun day if the do not win the Europa. I mean Klopp put all his eggs in one basket, resting players and putting the PL behind the Europa, and based on results he is only 6 points shy of 4th of a CL place. Because of his actions, if they lose they get no Europe at all next year. Never understood not going for all competitions.

He has though.

He took all of them seriously.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

JohnnoWhite

Re: Louis Van Gaal is still the Manager of Masochism United
« Reply #43315 on: May 7, 2016, 10:40:44 AM »

Well I don't hope you get smashed in Basel. Go and win it by playing the way you did the other night.

Best of luck against Sevilla. They are looking to make history - so just stop them - simple as

Tell me what kind of 70 year old uses emoticons, please?

Edit: Has anyone ever challenged him to produce some sort of picture, or proof that he supports United?

 

[cesc's_mullet]

I've never seen this before. Cringe worthy again.

And lol at the JohnnoWhite account.



I've never heard a man in his what, 60s or 70s? ever talk like that. Maybe it's just my experience.

Also his display picture being Bill Shankly adds to the charade.

How about one using emoticons. He's got to be at least 67, considering that's how long he claims to be a supporter.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Tell me what kind of 70 year old uses emoticons, please?

Edit: Has anyone ever challenged him to produce some sort of picture, or proof that he supports United?

Yep, one of the lads on here had an account on RAWK and basically asked him what the deal was. Can't remember who...

 

[sglowrider]

So he's about 70 years old and knows how to use the internet perfectly, interesting.

I bet he twits, has snapchat and uses telegraph too. Johnno knows his crack too.

But back in those days, he was handy with the telegram, then telex and actually just gotten rid of his fax machine he called Sexton.

No idea how to use a personal computer but is a wizard with the smart phone.

Thats our Johnno.