RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[Archie Leach]

My 82 year old grandma uses emojis.

She also pretends to support United on Liverpool forums.

 

[Badunk]

Giggs gets home to his missus after today's game....

"Did you win darling?"
"Yeah, 2 - 0"
"Were you at the match?"
"Er..yeah...why?"

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Giggs gets home to his missus after today's game....

"Did you win darling?"
"Yeah, 2 - 0"
"Were you at the match?"
"Er..yeah...why?"

That's fantastic.

 

[Cassady]

Yep, one of the lads on here had an account on RAWK and basically asked him what the deal was. Can't remember who...

I sent him a pm just before you played Chelsea in Moscow. Saying something like it pains me to say this but a part of me wants United to win. I would rather see lads from Salford and the like partying than some twat with a bouffant head from Tunbridge .

He never got back.

 

[Parry Gallister]

 

[SteveJ]

He (Martial) is going to be a great player. He might end up being a little better than Origi but factor in Origi's 10m fee then we might have got the better deal.

lol

 

[Red Stone]

Ah yes, the Net Spend Factor. It's what gets you Le Tallecs and Babels instead of Ronaldos and Nanis.

 

[diarm]

lol

Unfortunately, such a deal is somewhat negated when you factor in that (Origi + Benteke) < Martial

 

[Kraftwerker]

I sent him a pm just before you played Chelsea in Moscow. Saying something like it pains me to say this but a part of me wants United to win. I would rather see lads from Salford and the like partying than some twat with a bouffant head from Tunbridge .

He never got back.

Well this is a pretty strange situation.

A Liverpool fan who posts on a United forum sent a PM to a Liverpool fan who pretends to be a United fan on a Liverpool forum, but it's the Liverpool fan not pretending to be a United fan who says he wants United to win. Cue no response from the Liverpool fan pretending to be a United fan.

RAWKception.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Well this is a pretty strange situation.

A Liverpool fan who posts on a United forum sent a PM to a Liverpool fan who pretends to be a United fan on a Liverpool forum, but it's the Liverpool fan not pretending to be a United fan who says he wants United to win. Cue no response from the Liverpool fan pretending to be a United fan.

RAWKception.

 

[cesc's_mullet]

Well this is a pretty strange situation.

A Liverpool fan who posts on a United forum sent a PM to a Liverpool fan who pretends to be a United fan on a Liverpool forum, but it's the Liverpool fan not pretending to be a United fan who says he wants United to win. Cue no response from the Liverpool fan pretending to be a United fan.

RAWKception.

 

[Truedevil]

Someone posted this in their United thread, ofc Johnno hasn't responded.

Johnnowhite, there seems to be a few redcafe detectives doubting whether you are a Manc and whether you really are the age that you say you are?!

Apparently people in their 60s don't use emoticons, and they have you sussed because of that

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-2015-16-edition.406561/page-102

 

[Pexbo]

Yes it's definitely because of the emoticon thing and not because he's some sort of black magic apparition born from the fumes of the bullshit of 100,000 Scouse claims of a United supporting mate who "is ashamed of the club United have become and understands how corrupt old bacon face was".

Definitely the emoticon thing.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Johnno when you see this just so you know our resident Liverpool fans don't believe your bullshit either.

We're still waiting on a reply to @Cassady by the way.

He's like the forum persona of that Jack Wilshere tweet of the Holy Trinity statue.

 

[Stookie]

Apart from being a bit mental, some of the posts on RAWK are quite funny...Bluemoon on the other hand...wow just wow.

 

[SteveJ]

From RAWK, courtesy of poster baanke laal:

Salam Ali Kum Shababs

Thought I would ask the wife to do a Tea Leaf reading for the game, she has been Fanning the Flames but is feeling under the weather. It is interesting to note, she see's the twins playing an important part in the outcome of the game (Cortinhno and Flaminho our Brazilian Twins). She said she see's two strong twins complimenting each other one Blond and one Brune working like fluid, smooth and silky.

The game with be a wrap with the sparkling centre piece being a cup of scouse, The promininate figure's, that she saw in the Tea Leaves are 2, 29 and 88. The game will be a straight dominance by the Red Army sweeping away all that is in front of them, a Red Army invasion. Although we must be cautious and not get caught from behind with a penetrating thrust that will leave a gap in the back for them to get into the hole.

Liverpool 3 - 0 Savilla

Thats how they rolled, Inshallah

 

[horsechoker]

Most Liverpool fans are tea leaves

 

[marukomu]

From RAWK, courtesy of poster baanke laal:

This is her shop.

 

[Charlie Foley]

Although we must be cautious and not get caught from behind with a penetrating thrust that will leave a gap in the back for them to get into the hole.

I reckon his wife was suggesting something else to him there.

 

[Brocky]

From RAWK, courtesy of poster baanke laal:

That guy needs to join The Caf.

 

[Earthquake]

I reckon his wife was suggesting something else to him there.

You wouldn't let a scouse bum you either, you need to keep your eyes on them at all times.

 

[Charlie Foley]

You wouldn't let a scouse bum you either, you need to keep your eyes on them at all times.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.


you're right, I wouldn't.

 

[Scarecrow]

 

[KM]

Bring them in guys.

 

[Tarrou]

Let's do this

 

[Hojoon]

There's got to be some glorious posts about referees and corruption after that.

 

[horsechoker]

 

[Sly]

Already waiting for the pearls. Johno will be upset.

 

[Taxx]

I got my popcorn popped. I'm so ready for this.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Post-match discussion thread already locked.

 

[Tarrou]

No words, its just unreal.

I mean, what, why..... jut why?

No excuse, this is heartbreaking.

Just one job to do, screwed it up.feck.

feck.

Just.

feck

Possibly the biggest bottle job I've ever seen from a Liverpool team. Completely shat ourselves. Ref was a joke. Can't believe it, what the feck.

Let's be honest, that was a pathetic showing in the second half from Liverpool

Nothing worse than a ref deciding a final. Gutted and undeserved.

Goodbye Moreno, Mignolet and Benteke.

I'm genuinely numb over here.

 

[Rado_N]

Post-match discussion thread already locked.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Breadth.

FIGHT TILL THE LAST BREADTH! COME ON REDMEN! COME ON LIVERPOOL!!!

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Congratulations to Sevilla but I honestly don't think better team won today

You what now mate?

 

[Ish]

Yes it's definitely because of the emoticon thing and not because he's some sort of black magic apparition born from the fumes of the bullshit of 100,000 Scouse claims of a United supporting mate who "is ashamed of the club United have become and understands how corrupt old bacon face was".

Definitely the emoticon thing.

Fantastic adjectives pex

 

[Raw]

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[17 Van der Gouw]

No fecking way are they a better side then us, no fecking way.

 

[sammsky1]

Boom boom shake the room!

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

I'm sure they'll find a way to blame this on Fergie and Gill.

 

[VorZakone]

To be fair to them, the ref was a bit shit in the first half. They did blow the lead away on their own in the 2nd though.