RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2015-16 Edition

[GloryHunter07]

And so it begins...

Somebody get out the chart. Bit early!

 

[MrPooni]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...e/news-story/e4d7ac429426fd7cc87c644b56437b45

Only article I saw about this game mind you

 

[Irrational.]

And so it begins...

We. Are. Scared.

 

[shabadu84]

Makes it so much better that the ref fecked them in the first half. The tears are much more bitter

 

[Stobzilla]

It's just such a wonderful visual metaphor for their last 25 years.

 

[Raw]

Tweet

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Same guy?

 

[thejtrain]

What's this about Moreno being our fullback next season?

I've never longed for Carra back in the team more than when i see that clown getting caught out of position or letting a player walk around him. Carra would have swung the idiot head first into a post with the shit he's been getting away with all season.

How Klopp hasn't seen it is a mystery.

And then would have gone on to score an own goal.

 

[MrPooni]

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Same guy?

It is as well

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

Has Johnno posted yet? It must be mighty hard to pick yourself up from watching your team lose in a cup final before proceeding to go online and patronisingly offer words of consolation to people in the same boat, whilst pretending to be an outsider.

I'd love it if he wrote a poem.

 

[AshfordLad]

Poundshop bavarians?

Remember in 2012 when Bayern lost their domestic cup final and the league to Klopps Dortmund and the CL final in their own backyard to Chelsea. That must have been one of the biggest bottle jobs in the history of football. They used that experience to come back the next year and win everything in sight. Hoping we can use these two final defeats to do the same thing. The future is bright despite how low everyone will be feeling for the next few days and weeks.

 

[Stretford End Phil]

It's just such a wonderful visual metaphor for their last 25 years.

Best behaved fans in the world doing a grand job promotimg their behaviour as they have done since the 1960s.

 

[SteveJ]

Has Johnno posted yet?

Thanks to baanke laal again:

Not read any of the preceding posts but sat and watched with dismay as Liverpool lost the plot tonight. I am as most will know here a United fan but wanted so much to see Liverpool do it tonight. What went wrong at half time FFS? You were bossing the game first half? My message would have been "just keep doing what you have done and pressure them and don't allow them to come forward". No great shakes or magic words! WTF went wrong??? Sevilla were in truth as we say in Manchester nowt a pound! Yet you surrendered the impetus within 17 seconds of the 2nd half whistle!! WTF was that about???

Your best player was Kolo Toure - and by a country mile!! I've never ever said those words in my life! Lallana was invisible - Moreno was an absolute joke (as a full-back meself, how he wears your shirt I don't know) and Firmino and Coutinho were collectively absent without leave.

I am genuinely sad that you didn't or couldn't step up to the mark when it was NECESSARY to do exactly that. Sorry to say this lads and lasses, but you weren't really up for the challenge tonight. Disappointed and walked out of the pub with 15 minutes to go.

Commiserations to all my Scouse friends here but you threw it away folks.

 

[ZDwyr]

I am as most will know here a United fan but wanted so much to see Liverpool do it tonight

Basically confirmation then.

 

[17 Van der Gouw]

I'm starting to think he's actually Brenton.

 

[Piratesoup]

Yes it's definitely because of the emoticon thing and not because he's some sort of black magic apparition born from the fumes of the bullshit of 100,000 Scouse claims of a United supporting mate who "is ashamed of the club United have become and understands how corrupt old bacon face was".

Definitely the emoticon thing.

Take a bow

 

[sallycinnamin]

Just a perfect day.

 

[groovyalbert]

I have a sneaky suspicion that he's not actually a full-back

 

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[SteveJ]

I have a sneaky suspicion that he's not actually a full-back

I just knew he would be, as to pose as something glamorous like a striker or winger wouldn't be amazingly humble enough, and would reek of half-and-half selfie-sticks.

 

[red_devil83]

I don't understand this twitter link business @footballfights has the scouse bloke before and during and great one from Jamie Carragher

https://twitter.com/footbalIfights

 

[NinjaZombie]

Why hasn't the media picked up on the Johnno thing? Would make a pretty hilarious side article. A United fan who hates Ferguson and is disappointed and "genuinely sad' Liverpool lost a final. You couldn't make it u.....oh.

 

[BennyBlanco]

Had to actually track down the lasted Johnnowhite post to believe it.
fecking staggering anyone could believe he's a United fan.
Eee's gutted furr 'em doncha know.

 

[harms]

I am as most will know here a United fan but wanted so much to see Liverpool do it tonight

Sevilla were in truth as we say in Manchester nowt a pound!

 

[SteveJ]

I'm tired.

I'm tired of watching us come close to the finishing line yet somehow flop it.

I'm tired of losing really important games that make my week unbearable.

I'm tired of finishing second after doing so much to get close to the summit.

I am really tired.

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[Natener]

Thanks to baanke laal again:

Must have been tough on him penning that with all the tears streaming. Such a brave brave scouse I mean manc, displaying the compassionate spirit of Shankl I mean Busby. Respect Johnno. You go again, or they whatever.

 

[LouisDanGaal]

[

He's two more lines from breaking into a 'the enemy' song, I'm so so sick and tired, of working just to be retired.

 

[DatIrishFella]

Imagine someone from Manchester rooting for Liverpool to win a European Cup. What an absolute spoofer.

 

[SteveJ]

I'm no expert on this but that's 2 stonewallers for me.

That's like saying you're no electrician, but you'll rewire my house for me.

 

[SteveJ]

part of me was wondering "what would Rafa have done tonight"?

 

[Redo91]

Schaudenfreude - laughing as the offside goal was allowed to stand, after the feeling of dread at HT, almost like Istanbul in reverse, thinking they had no chance at 3-0 down. Not quite, but enjoyable all the same how easily they were unravelled tonight after Gameiro's goal.
United lost to Arsenal in the Cup Final the weekend before Istanbul, so hopefully the whole "Istanbul in reverse" thing will continue with United winning on Saturday....

It wasn't offside.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Had to actually track down the lasted Johnnowhite post to believe it.
fecking staggering anyone could believe he's a United fan.
Eee's gutted furr 'em doncha know.

I still think that an admin on RAWK created that account. It's the least bizarre option.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Imagine a United fan leaving a pub 15 minutes early because they're so gutted that Liverpool were losing a cup final

 

[Sid234]

And so it begins...

It's wonderful to see how quickly they are ready to get up and look forward to getting shat on again next season. It's the Liverpool way!

 

[SteveJ]

It's getting to the point where I expect to read the following on RAWK:

Just heard that next season's been cancelled...but we'll win everything 'cos we have Klopp!

Just heard that the world's going to end in 5 minutes...but we have Klopp!

 

[SteveJ]

It's been a turbulent season, with some really forgettable moments. But that's the thing about the forgettable moments - we'll forget about them in due course.

?

 

[dumbo]

Johnno is ridiculous . Or as we say in Manchester eee by gum, apples and pairs, spuggy.

 

[SteveJ]

Johnno is ridiculous . Or as we say in Manchester eee by gum, apples and pairs, spuggy.

'As we say in Manchester: sprechen sie deutsch, me old china. N'est-ce pas?'

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

I declare Johnno a rag.

 

[Sid234]

Wonder if there'll a book about finishing 2nd in the Europa League?

They dared to dream 2: Klopps out

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

For me, as a United fan

I've been on this board for 6 years and I'm a 70 year old United fan

I mean I'm a United fan

As a United fan of over 60 years

I'm a United fan - and have been for 58 of my 65 years

I've been a United fan for over 63 years

Some might be praising him for the approach but as a United fan I'm not one of 'em

...and that's speaking as a 65 year old United fan

In my opinion, as a United fan of over 50 years

As a United fan of over 60 years I want to put the case...

As a United fan of over 60 years and...

As a United fan

I mean I'm a United fan

I'm a United fan with over 60 years watching the game

As a United fan (but not a Johnny-come-lately pot-hunter one - I'm 69)

Don't know how old this fella actually is but this old United fan - me - says he's talking some right bollux

I DID suggest that THIS United fan

This is one United fan who...

As a United fan, I'm thinking exactly the same!

Correct with your thinking I am a United fan but trawling I'm not

Speaking as United fan of over 60 years

(like me an old-school United fan in his mid-60's)

But 60 years a United fan is hard to throw off

For that above all other things, this United fan

...from an old United fan

I will always be a United fan

Even though I'm a United fan

...as a United fan I

I'm a United fan who has...

This 67 year old United fan

for me as a 64 year old United fan

As a United fan of now 70

For me, as a United fan...

As a United fan I...

I'm a 64 year old United fan

I am a United fan and

I am saying all of these things as a United fan of over 60 years

I'm a United fan but I don't get all this PR shite

I'm a 65 year old United fan who's watched the game for over 57 years

As a United fan (but not a Johnny-come-lately pot-hunter one - I'm 69)

...and I was a United fan!!

I'm coming up 66 (and a United fan for 60 of 'em)

Ok.