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[bosnian_red]

Get in

 

[McLovin]

Oh yes.

 

[The Man Himself]

well, it should be interesting

I just hope at xmas time we dont suddenly realise we have a washed up lazy cnut stinking the place up for the 2nd half of the season

Talking about stinking up the place, congrats on crossing 40k posts!

 

[Witchking]

Shaw.. goes past his man... passes it to Pogba ... he will pass it to IBRAAAAAHIMOOOOOOOOOVICCC!!!!!!! 3-2 UNITED IN THE FINAL MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME. UNITED 3. CITY 2.

** Scenes of Ibrahimovic taking of his shirt running around while waving his removed shirt as he has won us the title **

"They have done it! Man United have done it! After three years in the dark, Jose Mourinho - the special one - has orchestrated the comeback of Englands most dominant football club!!

*WANK WANK WANK*

RAWK Alert

 

[Raoul]

I don't think we can land Zlatan because he probably wants CL football. Oh wait....

 

[MDFC Manager]

This was as certain to happen as Mourinho. But feck me, it's still glorious news

 

[Adzzz]

Believe...

Speaking of belief... about the only enemy of Pep we have left to sign to Jose's church of Pephate is his Mother-in-law.

 

[VP89]

I personally love how he doesn't wait for the club to announce it but just does it himself. /QUOTE]

I think its dick-ish. Each to their own, though.

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Give me a B-I-T-T-E-R!

One house going on the market soon.

 

[GJNJ]

But why didnt PSG renew his contract???

They wanted to buy said no.

 

[relx]

Perfect

 

[Irrational.]

Wow. I feel starstruck.

Have to admit I still have have my doubts about whether he's going to deliver for us regularly on the pitch, but still... Zlatan f*cking Ibrahimovic

 

[red4ever 79]

Fantastic news. A world class striker, leader and winner

 

[Randall Flagg]

Talking about stinking up the place, congrats on crossing 40k posts!

Cheers, its far more exciting than signing Zlatan

 

[Ixion]

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I reckon Sky have shit sources (about terms at least).

 

[Redplane]

The one player out of all I always wanted to see play in the PL. Seems physically made for it but will be very interesting to see how he does. At the very least we ll have a bit of swagger back.

 

[Red Bug]

Hahaha I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't believe it. I have dreamt about this for so many years.

Get a hold of yourself man!

 

[Shady]

With Rashford in mind, I don't actually mind Zlatan' age. Don't want a striker who would block Rashford for years.

 

[Natener]

Watching him get in the face of Pep in the United-City games alone would be worth this signing. Hope he scores a winner in the derby. Welcome Zlatan.

 

[TheNewEra]

This isn't happening guys, stop your muppet dreams.

yeah.

 

[Infra-red]

He's a preening, attention-seeking twat, but then we already knew that. Also a good player. Looks like the right deal.

 

[Tiber]

Mata, RVP, di Maria, Falcao, Schweinsteiger, Mourinho, Zlatan. Hard to believe some of the names we've added the last few seasons.

bar one season of RVP we haven't used any of them well

 

[Kylar Stern]

*Swoon*

What a day to be alive

 

[sosolid4u09]

as long as its a one year deal im happy

 

[Earthquake]

I think its dick-ish. Each to their own, though.

I'd imagine the club are in on it, tbf.

 

[Raw]

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I reckon Sky have shit sources (about terms at least).

Watch him fail the medical now

 

[Rooney in Paris]

Shaw.. goes past his man... passes it to Pogba ... he will pass it to IBRAAAAAHIMOOOOOOOOOVICCC!!!!!!! 3-2 UNITED IN THE FINAL MINUTE OF STOPPAGE TIME. UNITED 3. CITY 2.

** Scenes of Ibrahimovic taking of his shirt running around while waving his removed shirt as he has won us the title **

"They have done it! Man United have done it! After three years in the dark, Jose Mourinho - the special one - has orchestrated the comeback of Englands most dominant football club!!

*WANK WANK WANK*

I now remember why I don't read the footy forums much anymore.

 

[Red Stone]

Time to gradually rip my cock off. Be right back.

 

[VP89]

I'd imagine the club are in on it, tbf.

I'd be surprised. We haven't allowed that with anyone before.

 

[shamans]

We could have had a lineup like this if all the stars were aligned.

---------------Ibrahimovic------
--Di Maria------Mata-------Martial---
---------------------------------------
------------Pogba----Schweinsteiger--
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Shaw-------Smalling--Ramos----Coentrao
---------------------------------------------
------------------DDG------------------------

Just some fantasy... don't attack me!

 

[Mani]

Will he have his medical tomorrow? I think it would happen tomorrow.

 

[red4ever 79]

Will be unveiled on Monday alongside Mourinho I think. A good way to respond to the dross of last season. 2 winners side by side bring the fear factor back to OT

 

[Man-United]

Watch him fail the medical now

Possibly he fails it because of his age. Zlatan's quite old now..

 

[VP89]

Time to gradually rip my cock off. Be right back.

Fecking hell

 

[top1whoisman]

Watch him fail the medical now

Zlatan doesn’t fail medicals, medicals fail Zlatan. Or something.

 

[R.N7]

Finally

 

[Devil may care]

Cool. I think this will turn out to be the right decision both short and long term.

well, it should be interesting

I just hope at xmas time we dont suddenly realise we have a washed up lazy cnut stinking the place up for the 2nd half of the season

Well we are used to it with Rooney.

 

[Red Stone]

I'd be surprised. We haven't allowed that with anyone before.

Zlatan doesn't need permission.

 

[TheNewEra]

Zlatan doesn’t fail medicals, medicals fail Zlatan. Or something.

This isn't soviet russia.

 

[sincher]

So who is now our second best player?