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no shit
Buying that jersey immediately!
Awesome.
Hope he can adapt. What a player he's been throughout his career.
Welcome!
Welcome!
My new Jersey
He ain’t the only one.
Welcome to the Theater of Dreams ... Zlatan
Excited to see how he performs.
Coming for the title!
Time to unzip and get all the necessities ready.
waterbased, check
kleenex, check
telephone on soundless, check
youtube compilations running, check
waterbased, check
kleenex, check
telephone on soundless, check
youtube compilations running, check
Mata, RVP, di Maria, Falcao, Schweinsteiger, Mourinho, Zlatan. Hard to believe some of the names we've added the last few seasons.
No memes in the footy forums please.
That is a REAL striker, for God's sake. Finally!!
If you came on here and predicted we would add the players you listed 5 years ago you would've been laughed out of here.
Hahaha I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't believe it. I have dreamt about this for so many years.
excellent
Yes!!!
I'm just happy he didn't write "Time for Zlatan to announce his next destination, he is coming".
Valdes too.
This reads like the list of has beens and underachievers
I think if he was small with no pace it would be a bigger issue but with us having plenty of pace out wide it is less so and he size give the opposition a problem.
Usually if you have a tall slower cf teams push up to negate the aerial presence so of they were to do that then martial, shaw, depay, valencia and Mkhitaryan can exploit the space in behind. If the drop drop deep the then the aerial presence, and the ability to hold up layoff or turn and shoot comes into play.
It good to have a mixture plus we have rashford who is quick for game plans that require it. I think the pace of the attack comes from moving the ball quickly and not just sprinting into space particular if they have 10 men behind the ball which will happen alot. But we will see.
Get in.. He will sell shitload of shirts.. But goals? Who cares he is coming..
Not a shock but nice to have it in writing. Hopefully he'll go on tour and get settled in. See what Utd are about etc.
no matter what this will be entertaining and after the dross of the past 3 seasons i cannot wait
zlatan in our jersey
zlatan in our jersey
Oh yeahhhh
Well this comes as a surprise.
Absolutely buzzing, Zlatan Ibrahimovic scoring in the famous red shirt is going to be an awesome sight to see next season. So happy about this signing, I have no doubt he will leave his mark here and help our frontline massively, just think about how much Martial and Rashford will learn from him in his time here. Brilliant news, Zlatan is a red devil, get in!
Feels good man.
I love it when players announce where they are going before their clubs do. So classy yay.
WELCOME ZLATAN! Never thought i'd write that!
I'm extremely happy too and glad you take a positive approach. Nobody can predict the future but I can assure you we will get a world class fighter, a warrior of highest caliber.
Get in!!
Welcome.
ZLATANNNNNNNN
well, it should be interesting
I just hope at xmas time we dont suddenly realise we have a washed up lazy cnut stinking the place up for the 2nd half of the season
I just hope at xmas time we dont suddenly realise we have a washed up lazy cnut stinking the place up for the 2nd half of the season
Hard to believe only one title and one FA Cup between them!
Seriously
Oh come on, it's been obvious for a long time now.
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