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Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Brownie85

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Oh dear god... the big bad Madrid are out to steal our little poggy. Come on guys, some of you see the word Madrid, start sweating and shaking then find a nice chair to start rocking backwards and forwards whilst muttering incoherently.
He's not going to Madrid, why worry??
 

Red Bug

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Oh dear god... the big bad Madrid are out to steal our little poggy. Come on guys, some of you see the word Madrid, start sweating and shaking then find a nice chair to start rocking backwards and forwards whilst muttering incoherently.
He's not going to Madrid, why worry??
:lol:
 

Brownie85

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Raiola "the press have got it wrong, the end result will be a surprise" (paraphrasing)

Pogba on his way to New York

Real Madrid arrived in New York yesterday.

:eek:
Except that was never said... He did say that in the Ibra transfer though, which turned out to be a load of shite cos he ended up where everyone expected him to end up
 

Red Bug

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He is just ending his vacation in NYC. Nothing more to it in my opinion.
 

Brightonian

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Would Madrid signing him really qualify as a 'surprise' anyway? Not to anyone who's ever followed a Madrid transfer saga or a United transfer saga.
 

Sparky Rhiwabon

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He is just ending his vacation in NYC. Nothing more to it in my opinion.
I'm just saying though - can you imagine the number of cocks that would be out of pants if it was United that were the ones currently in New York? Are we being too selective in our cock withdrawals?
 

Anustart89

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He is just ending his vacation in NYC. Nothing more to it in my opinion.
But, but, big bad Real are in NYC as well! You know that when a team and a player are in the same town it means the player's signing for them!!
 

Brownie85

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Would Madrid signing him really qualify as a 'surprise'? Not to anyone who's ever followed a Madrid transfer saga or a United transfer saga.
In this case, yes it really would be a huge massive mega surprise. Madrid have ruled themselves out early on, only a few tweets said they made a last ditch effort for him which turned out to be pointless. Plus when Madrid want someone, they use the media to get their man. They have their players speak publicly about them, they have the press run stories about them and how much Madrid admire them and how much he'd improve the squad etc. They basically pressure the player to push for the move. They don't do things on the quiet, never have and never will. Zidane has said a few things here and there, but nothing to the extent they do when they go full out for a player.
 

Chip

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There are more conspiracy theories flying around in this thread than there would be in a thread discussing the Illuminati and the governmental use of chemtrails.
 

Brightonian

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In this case, yes it really would be a huge massive mega surprise. Madrid have ruled themselves out early on, only a few tweets said they made a last ditch effort for him which turned out to be pointless. Plus when Madrid want someone, they use the media to get their man. They have their players speak publicly about them, they have the press run stories about them and how much Madrid admire them and how much he'd improve the squad etc. They basically pressure the player to push for the move. They don't do things on the quiet, never have and never will. Zidane has said a few things here and there, but nothing to the extent they do when they go full out for a player.
You're right, of course. When they wanted Varane they had Zidane practically fellating him for two weeks to make it happen.
 

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But, but, big bad Real are in NYC as well! You know that when a team and a player are in the same town it means the player's signing for them!!
A Caftard posts about what is there to do in New York. Pogba is going to be in New York. They have fantastic hot dogs from street vendors.

All a coincidence? I think not.
 

SteveJ

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This saga is like that film about a story that was never-ending...Jaws.
 

Hans Moleman

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ffs this is like waiting for christmas as a kid. "Is it soon?" "Yes dear. Just 9 months to go"
 

VanGaalEra

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Keep dragging it out longer boys, I'm a bit of a masochist when it comes to transfers :devil:
 

sewey89

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"48 hours" my butt cheeks.
No, it is 48 hours, you just started counting at the wrong time. Di Marzio never specified a start time, you all just assumed he meant 48 hours from the tweet. He actually meant 48 hours from a week on thursday.