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Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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villain

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Twigg said:
:lol: when I saw 18 Tweets I thought we'd signed him. But then I thought - the site hasn't crashed so we probably haven't
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There was just that small glimmer of hope, that may be we were half way through the chain of: random ITK's & Tabloids > Di Marzio > Guardian > Times > BBC > Utd confirmation.

All gone now of course. :(
 

Dash247

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Not sure if it's going to happen or not. This has been dragging a lot.
 

M Bison

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I wish someone would put us out of our misery one way or other now, its like when you get the silent treatment of your missus.
 

Sky1981

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The red panther said:
He can physically sign the papers in New York aswell. We can send a delegation of lawyers with the paperwork, accompanied by a club doctor for the medical. He doesnt need to be at OT or london to finalise a deal. As I said deals were actually done at the euros aswell without recuiring players to travel back and forth.
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Medical isnt that simple. There needs to be scan? Treadmill with pulses? Etc? Im not sure, but it must have been more than a simple gp checking your weight.

Plus that is so childish, if a deal has been made surely an adult and a giant club can afford to honor that and do it properly?
 

Rory 7

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Olly said:
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
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If you're wondering why, the Pog that you long for eludes you, and muppets are rude and crude to you.
 

ivaldo

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The Sun Dream Team already have Pogba as an option.
 

Eckers99

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Olly said:
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
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I dreamt we signed Pog last night
And I checked on the Caf twice
All the 'tards were talking
Of his new hairstyle
Buuuut 'Pogba's finally back wearing red'
Was something that they never said'
'He's a tease'
'He's the bee's knees'
'I'm gonna cry'
 

MiamiSpartan

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The red panther said:
He can physically sign the papers in New York aswell. We can send a delegation of lawyers with the paperwork, accompanied by a club doctor for the medical. He doesnt need to be at OT or london to finalise a deal. As I said deals were actually done at the euros aswell without recuiring players to travel back and forth.
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True, but why would we do that? If all parties have agreed, then what is the point in flying people all the way to New York just to do the paperwork and medical a few days earlier than we would do it at OT? That wouldn't mean he starts training any sooner. All that it does is satisfy the muppets.
 

TheNewEra

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TheReligion said:
Are people freaking out that he's flown to NYC where Zidane and Co currently are..?
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No? Why would anyone, you often have to fly to New York to fly back to Europe (not sure if this has changed in recent years).

But who cares. Pogba can choose any team he likes.
 

Sir A1ex

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MiamiSpartan said:
True, but why would we do that? If all parties have agreed, then what is the point in flying people all the way to New York just to do the paperwork and medical a few days earlier than we would do it at OT? That wouldn't mean he starts training any sooner. All that it does is satisfy the muppets.
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People can change their minds. People can be led astray. I know I'd rather have it all official.
 

Red Bug

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You just know that Pogba will take a selfie with Zidane and Varane then post it later this evening :lol:
 

TheNewEra

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Sir A1ex said:
People can change their minds. People can be led astray. I know I'd rather have it all official.
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Yup but if it did not happen, if he did choose another club or to stay at Juventus, he's a human being and he can choose whatever he feels he wants to do. It's his time and his development as a player he chooses what he feels is best for him.
 

Tincanalley

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Ramshock said:
we aint signed him blud,
whys that blud?
howcome fam?
is he comin or aint he blud?
its not on fam, its not blud,
we need to get him right now blud,
right now fam,
right now blud,
nata mean blud?
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With apologies to ApologetiX

No food, no sleep, no good time 'till PP signs the dotted line
We hold our breath so we don't get trolled by Real Rodríguez
You can stand around and scorn and scoff at our Hari-Kiri Muppets
But you can't blame anybody; jus' go ask Jimmy Buffet
 

Chip

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He's being being announced as a surprise sub at half time of the testimonial tomorrow. Rooney's big, wet muppet dream coming true at his testimonial. It's written in the stars.
 

MiamiSpartan

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Sir A1ex said:
People can change their minds. People can be led astray. I know I'd rather have it all official.
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Because you're a fan, and have no idea what is really going on.

The clubs, agent, and player, all know the truth. It's a bit ridiculous to think that, after agreeing personal terms weeks ago, followed by club negotiations, meetings with his agent, signing fans shirts (that just happen to have a Pogba #6 with them--what a coincidence!), that he could now change his mind in the next couple of days. If this doesn't happen, it sure as hell isn't because we didn't fly to the US to get him to sign a contract while on holiday.
 

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manunited1919 said:
Yes, double meaning as always, as in there is a transfer delay.

He knows all Manchester United fans are waiting on news. He doesn't even say where he is going.

Trolling
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Thats trolling? Really? He is tweeting theres a flight delay. Not everything must be transfer related nor he must tweet something to make us feel better.
 
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Sir A1ex

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TheNewEra said:
Yup but if it did not happen, if he did choose another club or to stay at Juventus, he's a human being and he can choose whatever he feels he wants to do. It's his time and his development as a player he chooses what he feels is best for him.
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I don't get your point... All the more reason to make it all official, surely?
 
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