Fans that spam the official Man Utd account with ''Anounce player X'' deserve to be shot with balls of their own shite. They are the epitomy of the modern day highlight reel, Soccer AM, 'Skillz', 'Ramsey scored 3 goals more than Pogab in 2015 lol meme' type of fan. Horrendous bunch.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
Has anyone tried going on his twitter and telling him to 'announce yourself'?
That's the spirit...
This Saga reminds me of the Megadrive when a game loaded up with "Sega" everytime I open the thread.
It feels like it's been going on since the 1990s.
It feels like it's been going on since the 1990s.
I should imagine he's been told in no uncertain terms not to do so under any circumstances.
I'm sure you were young man... I'm sure you were...
I meant studying
I wasn't being serious! People telling Sir Bobby on Twitter to 'announce Pogba' just cracks me up.
Fantastic
Pogzah closing in..
what the feckThink about it this way. Every second that passes, we're a second closer to learning the truth. Pogba is staying at Juventus.
Or 23
And people thought my erotic metaphor last night was weird
So when are we signing Emanuel Pogatetz then?
I'd wager that an enormous proportion of the "announce Pogba" tweets are part of a running joke. It's become a total piss take, to where any photo tweet is also met with "that's not Pogba". It's quite funny, and harming no one, as nobody in their right mind sits and goes through the thousands of replies anyway.
Will eshanul appear out of nowhere to post Kaveh Solehkols tweet about Bournemouth and Madrid to spin some negativity, I'm waiting
wow this thread is getting hilarious.
Ok lads, hear me out.
Pogba WILL be a Utd player very soon, I'm sure of it. There's way too much noise around this for it not to happen. The adidas ad, senior players talking about him, Pogba himself not denying it and several journalists reporting it.
Just be patient and get on with ur lives. This is consuming everyone here, can't be good for you. If you just ignore it and get on with your shit, one day very soon you will all get a very nice surprise when you least expect it and your sky sports app will buzz and it will say in big, black, bold letters highlighted in yellow
"POGBA SIGNS FOR UTD IN A WORLD RECORD TRANSFER"
Then we can all rejoice and make up a song for him.
Ok lads, hear me out.
Pogba WILL be a Utd player very soon, I'm sure of it. There's way too much noise around this for it not to happen. The adidas ad, senior players talking about him, Pogba himself not denying it and several journalists reporting it.
Just be patient and get on with ur lives. This is consuming everyone here, can't be good for you. If you just ignore it and get on with your shit, one day very soon you will all get a very nice surprise when you least expect it and your sky sports app will buzz and it will say in big, black, bold letters highlighted in yellow
"POGBA SIGNS FOR UTD IN A WORLD RECORD TRANSFER"
Then we can all rejoice and make up a song for him.
Union Berlin will never sell their star Pogatetz.
Yeah, and how does that help us get to 1,000 pages, smart-arse?
Anything you want mate.
105 pages on Pogba's strengths and weaknesses if your interested.
His hairstyle in 2 years time?
Indeed. In my opinion, Pogba's actual transfer is just a footnote on the true achievement: 1000 pages on redcafe.
Pft. 23 new tweets and not one of them about Pogba. Colour me disappointed.
That's the spirit!
Its gone all quiet, is that the calm before the storm or what?
I was just about to post this. Just end this saga!
Villa bidding for McCormack, how the feck is that tweet worthy?
What.
He can physically sign the papers in New York aswell. We can send a delegation of lawyers with the paperwork, accompanied by a club doctor for the medical. He doesnt need to be at OT or london to finalise a deal. As I said deals were actually done at the euros aswell without recuiring players to travel back and forth.
Came back to 18 transfer tweets, only 1 of them about United and none of them about Pogba
This transfer has probably given me the worst blue balls of my life. Going to have to go all out when he signs!
Thinking of printing a picture of him out, then cooking up a nice steak for two (candlelit of course) and showing him what it feels like to be a muppets wet dream
Thinking of printing a picture of him out, then cooking up a nice steak for two (candlelit of course) and showing him what it feels like to be a muppets wet dream
Came back to 18 transfer tweets, only 1 of them about United and none of them about Pogba
when I saw 18 Tweets I thought we'd signed him. But then I thought - the site hasn't crashed so we probably haven'tDelay has to be for marketing reasons. That adidas ad all but confirms it, if he didn't sign now it would the biggest two fingers from our own shirt sponsor. I reckon this delay is all about marketing. Create real cut-through during the week of the new look PL launch, steal the thunder of City or others who make new signings, it's all about branding this. I'm convinced of it.
"Madrid must have saved up all the transfer money for Pogba."Will eshanul appear out of nowhere to post Kaveh Solehkols tweet about Bournemouth and Madrid to spin some negativity, I'm waiting
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
I just saw the explosion in tweets and thought "ah, we must have signed Pogba at last" - but no....
I'm not saying that you're wrong, but this is literally every hardcore transfer muppet's argument every time. And when the transfer doesn't happen, they always project their anger towards the club/manager/Woodward for failing at their job, even though there was no concrete evidence for us going after said player. If you want to believe something hard enough, eventually it becomes a reality. Like this:
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Anyways, if this isn't concluded before the deadline, then we there's a good chance we're looking at 50k posts
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Tres meta.