Am I the only one to spot the obvious fact that that kit is last years?
Same store in Paris.. Lol
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Even still those numbers are wrong from last year.. lol
We were on page 903 at midnight UK time, so 16 pages in 1 day means we need this to drag on another 6 and a bit days (or pick up the pace) to get to the magic 1,000!
I might start putting in here what I've had for tea to help it along.
I might start putting in here what I've had for tea to help it along.
Send your intern....
They are saying that "sources " say he will travel to manchester on Saturday and may be announced as soon as Monday !
Well no, it might have been taken before Pepe was sold...
Oh my lord. Photoshop analysis. This thread! 
and we thought that stalkers are just some random boogey man that only happens in a hollywood movie or some sort of obsessed nutters.
If Pogba didn't have a bodyguard and live within driving distance some of you lot would probably have camped his house and ask him directly.
If Pogba didn't have a bodyguard and live within driving distance some of you lot would probably have camped his house and ask him directly.
we've had Jose's chicken scratch handwriting analysis. it's only fair we now have number design analysis.Oh my lord. Photoshop analysis. This thread!
this thread is love. this thread is life.
Just check the adidas Paris online store? Doh?
What the feck is ed doing? Guardiola have just signed new neymar!!
Don't worry - if and when he actually signs we'll kane the best part of 100 pages in one day.
The person whom this tweet was aimed at said that Adidas Paris doesnt know anything more than we do in terms of confirmation on a potential transfer. And if you look at it, even if they knew, they have nothing to lose by selling something which is a symbol of what most Juve fans are hoping for. I don't get the fuss.
I don't know which one is worse
Asking an adidas store attendant for Pogba and thinking they knew the answer
"OR"
That the even an adidas store attendant knew the answer and us muppets are the only clueless being in the internet
Asking an adidas store attendant for Pogba and thinking they knew the answer
"OR"
That the even an adidas store attendant knew the answer and us muppets are the only clueless being in the internet
http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/ten-habits-of-highly-effective-transfer-muppets/3045
We say embrace your inner transfer muppet. Stop fighting it with logic and reason. Here are our ten rules of doing it properly...
We say embrace your inner transfer muppet. Stop fighting it with logic and reason. Here are our ten rules of doing it properly...
- Believe any report from a foreign sounding media agency, even if it comes from a country unrelated to the relevant clubs or player in any way.
- Demand that an established journalist reveal the source of their story, as if that won't stop the source ever disclosing any info ever again.
- Deride any transfer news that doesn't include quotes, as if footballers/managers/agents are more prone to honesty than serving their own agendas.
- Get preemptively angry and annoyed at a player just in case a rumour about them wanting to leave or forcing a move away is true.
- Develop a strange fixation with swap deals and the use of existing players as makeweights, despite the fact such deals hardly ever happen.
- Fool yourself into thinking a player won't possibly leave for reasons such as 'winning things with us will mean so much more than winning things with them'. Because that's true.
- Become a body language expert overnight, because a player's reaction at any one time is always indicative of their happiness at a club.
- Complain that a transfer story was made up if the move doesn't happen, as if circumstances don't change and plans don't alter accordingly.
- Wonder whether the pursuit of a potential signing you don't want is that most mythical of transfer window phenomenons - the smokescreen.
- Dismiss out of hand that a player is worth the reported £23.5m asking price, and furthermore decree that a penny over £18m would be daylight robbery.
@JPRouve get to that store ASAP.
The writers over at Joe.ie obviously read this forum on a daily basis.http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/ten-habits-of-highly-effective-transfer-muppets/3045
We say embrace your inner transfer muppet. Stop fighting it with logic and reason. Here are our ten rules of doing it properly...
- Believe any report from a foreign sounding media agency, even if it comes from a country unrelated to the relevant clubs or player in any way.
- Demand that an established journalist reveal the source of their story, as if that won't stop the source ever disclosing any info ever again.
- Deride any transfer news that doesn't include quotes, as if footballers/managers/agents are more prone to honesty than serving their own agendas.
- Get preemptively angry and annoyed at a player just in case a rumour about them wanting to leave or forcing a move away is true.
- Develop a strange fixation with swap deals and the use of existing players as makeweights, despite the fact such deals hardly ever happen.
- Fool yourself into thinking a player won't possibly leave for reasons such as 'winning things with us will mean so much more than winning things with them'. Because that's true.
- Become a body language expert overnight, because a player's reaction at any one time is always indicative of their happiness at a club.
- Complain that a transfer story was made up if the move doesn't happen, as if circumstances don't change and plans don't alter accordingly.
- Wonder whether the pursuit of a potential signing you don't want is that most mythical of transfer window phenomenons - the smokescreen.
- Dismiss out of hand that a player is worth the reported £23.5m asking price, and furthermore decree that a penny over £18m would be daylight robbery.
SSN says he's in Manchester Saturday.
In the stands for the Community Shield, Pogba Cam is going to be a real thing.
Done dealio. They seriously wouldn't bother saying so otherwise.
As I said this morning, Andy Burton has been briefed is my bet. They always go balls out when he has been told - he was with Pogba in LA last week too.
Burton is a schmoozing tw*t but he does have a LOT of contacts in football.
Woop, I'm in Manchester this weekend.
I will go on a proper Muppet hunt if it turns out to be true
Didn't most of the reports say similar things this time last week? I've given up believing anyone or anything until United announce something formally.
Now he's going to Liverpool .. Pogba. la
Jesus
Do they dare to dream?
Good find. Surprised more people haven't seen this. I believe that's Luckhurst saying that Pogba to United is a done deal.
Luckhurst knows absolutely nothing.
I'd rather believe any of the muppet ITK's on here.
Let's do the pogba dance muppets!
Poogbaaaa poogbaaaaa
Poogbaaaa poogbaaaaa
One of the MEN journos is alright to be fair, but I can't remember which one it is.
So is this Pogs last day of his hols?
If so I think we'll get something interesting and more concrete later tonight after the game at OT.
If so I think we'll get something interesting and more concrete later tonight after the game at OT.
Well it doesn't really matter who we are playing it could be City or fecking Liverpool it's about the having him ready for the whole season not the first 1 or 2 gamesA team that beat us last year
My reading of it is that he is flying to Manchester from New York on Saturday. Based mainly on SkySports news
Kay Burley was wearing a red dress on Sky news this afternoon. Its in the bag.