RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

montpelier

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I'm not happy. Virtually the whole of the last page of the ''Top 6 run-in'' thread is entirely sensible, about 15 posts in a row. What's going on?

Bailly is pretty good.
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They also have one of the best keepers in the world and one of the best defensive managers in the world etc
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montpelier

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I think this is about transfers

..... you have made my point though .. the idea that there's only the perfect blowjob of an awful diesease ridden one and not lots of perfectly good blowjobs in between is exactly the same as arguing we couldn't get a better attacker in January than Ben Woodburn
Boom. Case closed. Thanks for coming .... I'm off to sleep with my wife
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But if you've got the money for a perfect blowjob and then spend some of it on a slightly better one than you currently get, you've no longer got the funds for the perfect blowjob when its available 5 months later, so you're stuck with blowjobs that are ok, but don't give you the same oh my fecking god that was brilliant feeling.
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Judge Red

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It's true meltdown stuff at the moment. You can see them all desperately trying to find a spin to put on things that suits them. Unless we lose, it's not going to happen.
 

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Judge Red said:
It's true meltdown stuff at the moment. You can see them all desperately trying to find a spin to put on
things that suits them. Unless we lose, it's not going to happen.
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Ah, we're back on the perfect blowjob think aren't we.
 

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What annoys me most is that this shower of shite will win it and get into the CL despite being completely undeserving of it. I couldn't care less about them adding another pot to their cabinet but it's the CL qualification that ticks me off. Two seasons in a row of Europa League football and Mourinho underachieving would have made them that much closer to the obscurity that they seem ever-destined to be heading into. Sure, they'll have tons of money to spend anyway but would a Griezmann or anyone else like him join a United side 2 seasons in a row out of the Champions League with a manager who seems to be in decline? The shower of useless, overhyped, bland, and boring turds don't deserve to be anywhere near the Champions League next season but as luck would have it they'll go on to win the weakest Europa League in living memory and still get there. I can't believe we had to contend with Dortmund, Villarreal and Sevilla while they'll have played Krasnodar, Anderlecht and Celta Vigo. Sion, Rubin Kazan and Bordeaux made for better competition and we faced them in the group stage.
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cry some more.
 

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That awkward moment when they realise that the "not special anymore" Mourinho is probably going to win more trophies in his first season at Utd than they've won in a decade.
 

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SwansonsTache said:
Actually I think Liverpool can make quite the impact in the CL, they are the ultimate game raisers and will treat every game like a cup final.
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If by that your mean they would lose every game (klopp do any do finals) then I'd agree
 

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This guy is married to Jonno.

My missus wants Celta to score just because Utd are so shit and boring. She's hating how shite shitcoat has them playing
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How many years without a trophy for the dippers now? Despite them being the best team with the best players and the best manager for the last few decades? (Apart from Hodgson of course, he didn't 'get' them.)

Tick tock!

They. Are. Worried.
 

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If they win the Europa League from here, which they should, they will have had a decent season season considering they've won the league cup as well.

They're not good at all but it's two trophies and champions league football next season at the end of the day. Albeit it's an underachievment considering the money they've spent and the shit on a stick football they play.
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Such a conflicted Rawkite statement.
 

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Ian Reus said:
Such a conflicted Rawkite statement.
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No kidding!

They're not good... but they might win 2 trophies and get CL

They're underachieving... but winning 2 trophies and getting CL despite playing crap football

If we win the EL, I'm really looking forward to see how they cope with it mentally
 

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Close to winning out third trophy post Moyes.
How many have they won?
 

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Peanut Butter said:
How many years without a trophy for the dippers now? Despite them being the best team with the best players and the best manager for the last few decades? (Apart from Hodgson of course, he didn't 'get' them.)

Tick tock!

They. Are. Worried.
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One trophy since 2006, the same one we won a few months ago.
 

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Carolina Red said:
No kidding!

They're not good... but they might win 2 trophies and get CL

They're underachieving... but winning 2 trophies and getting CL despite playing crap football

If we win the EL, I'm really looking forward to see how they cope with it mentally
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Rawk will go offline for a few months.
 

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I didn't watch the game but the highlights tell the story it seems - it could have been 4 or 5 if it wasn't for Celta's keeper.

What annoys me most is that this shower of shite will win it and get into the CL despite being completely undeserving of it. I couldn't care less about them adding another pot to their cabinet but it's the CL qualification that ticks me off. Two seasons in a row of Europa League football and Mourinho underachieving would have made them that much closer to the obscurity that they seem ever-destined to be heading into. Sure, they'll have tons of money to spend anyway but would a Griezmann or anyone else like him join a United side 2 seasons in a row out of the Champions League with a manager who seems to be in decline? The shower of useless, overhyped, bland, and boring turds don't deserve to be anywhere near the Champions League next season but as luck would have it they'll go on to win the weakest Europa League in living memory and still get there. I can't believe we had to contend with Dortmund, Villarreal and Sevilla while they'll have played Krasnodar, Anderlecht and Celta Vigo. Sion, Rubin Kazan and Bordeaux made for better competition and we faced them in the group stage.
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But, but it's not fair! We've faced better teams last year.! Salty!
 

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What I really love is that if we win the EL, we'll have won as many trophies during our shit post-Ferguson era as Liverpool and Spurs have won in the last decade combined. But hey we're shit and heading for obscurity...
 

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AndyJ1985 said:
What I really love is that if we win the EL, we'll have won as many trophies during our shit post-Ferguson era as Liverpool and Spurs have won in the last decade combined. But hey we're shit and heading for obscurity...
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I know it just never seems to happen. Must really hurt. First it was the Glazers, and then it's was SAF retiring, now that were on verge of winning another trophy, were cheats again. We get easy draws again. Funny thing that.
 

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MaxiPaxi said:
But, but it's not fair! We've faced better teams last year.! Salty!
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The irony. Liverpool's first European cup was delivered on a plate to them by beating massive teams like FC Zurich and Crusaders en route to the final. A cup is a cup, you can't help who you are drawn against...
 

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Mart1974 said:
The irony. Liverpool's first European cup was delivered on a plate to them by beating massive teams like FC Zurich and Crusaders en route to the final. A cup is a cup, you can't help who you are drawn against...
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Aye, you can only beat what's in front of you. It's just sheer desperation to find anything to discredit us. I love it. Shows how small time they are.
 

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Imagine being a club in decline, a manager in decline and a team in decline, yet on the verge of winning our 3rd trophy in 2 seasons....
 

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Ian Reus said:
Such a conflicted Rawkite statement.
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That's about fair enough though. If we win the EL, it will have been a decent season, even though we clearly underperformed in the league relative to our spending.
 
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