RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

[GaryLifo]

Any poetry about Lovren's new deal?

Or, anyone banned for pointing out that it's terrible news?

Four more years of Lovren. Does this mean that better defenders won't be arriving in the summer?

 

[Stobzilla]

I think the bald geezer top right is my new favourite.

 

[Earthquake]

Liverpool top of the league according to Lawro's predictions:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...emier-League-table-predictions-sportgalleries

tbf, he got a fair few in the right sort of area, but his Scouse bias shines through.

Baffled he didn't have United in the bottom half. Not RAWK enough yet.

 

[montpelier]

You told me they'd be top of the 'Lawro Table', you didn't tell me they're invincible, .

 

[Utdstar01]

Liverpool top of the league according to Lawro's predictions:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...emier-League-table-predictions-sportgalleries

tbf, he got a fair few in the right sort of area, but his Scouse bias shines through.

What's crazy is there's 21 points separating 7th and 8th place

 

[11101]

What's crazy is there's 21 points separating 7th and 8th place

And Liverpool haven't lost a single game

 

[Utdstar01]

And Liverpool haven't lost a single game

Yep Also noticed Everton have drawn 18 games.

 

[montpelier]

I'm calling for leniency, it's only #1's 12th post.

Oh god. It has to be a joke. Klopp need new glasses for sure.

He is bottom half of the table material. Yet he's plastered on our club website signing his contract as if it's a great coo.

 

[Sassy Colin]

And Liverpool haven't lost a single game

The invincibles (part II)!

 

[Peanut Butter]

The amount of their fans that still accept mediocrity is bizarre.

Anyone who is criticising Lovely Lovren is of course getting shot down.

100k a week for Dejan Lovren - the defender that can't defend

 

[Earthquake]

He is bottom half of the table material. Yet he's plastered on our club website signing his contract as if it's a great coo.

@Mr Pigeon

 

[Carolina Red]

I'm calling for leniency, it's only #1's 12th post.

What's a "coo"?

 

[horsechoker]

What's a "coo"?

Coo day tar, it's French for revolution

 

[Earthquake]

What's a "coo"?

Coo? Coo?

 

[Mr Pigeon]

Cocks out pigeon lads, I hear a mating call!

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Liverpool top of the league according to Lawro's predictions:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/fo...emier-League-table-predictions-sportgalleries

tbf, he got a fair few in the right sort of area, but his Scouse bias shines through.

I actually started noticing about 4-5 seasons back about 90% of the time he predicts any game between the top 6 to be a draw and no matter Liverpool's form they are never going to lose. I think I've seen him predict one loss since 2013.

 

[Carolina Red]

Coo day tar, it's French for revolution

Mer see bo coo

 

[Mr Pigeon]

My mind's telling me no-oh-oh
But my body, my body's telling me yeh-eh-es

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Liverpool marching unstoppably towards an invincible season in Lawro's predictions. I'm sure they'll find a way to claim it as some sort of real-life achievement.

As long as it's in black and white somewhere it means it's true

 

[Lan]

"I'm Lovren It" is my favorite thread title on here. Still makes me chuckle when I think about it.

 

[antohan]

And Liverpool haven't lost a single game

Yep Also noticed Everton have drawn 18 games.

Those two are the obvious biases. Marking down Everton to draws and marking up Liverpool in big games.

In fairness, he has been largely right in those he could be considered optimistic (vs. Top 6) and only wrong in games Liverpool really shouldn't be losing

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Predicts Liverpool to win every game but never predicts them to win the league. Talks bollocks. Need Alaister McGowan to make more impressions of him.

 

[cyberman]

I actually started noticing about 4-5 seasons back about 90% of the time he predicts any game between the top 6 to be a draw and no matter Liverpool's form they are never going to lose. I think I've seen him predict one loss since 2013.

He's preditcted a loss for them twice since April 2015

 

[Jippy]

Scrolling through that timeline and saw this:

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That made me laugh tbf. The word 'bareback' is criminally underused.

 

[Zebs]

Can't wait to see what shite they come out with now that they're naming a stand after Kenny.

 

[Zebs]

Rumour has it this'll be the statue outside the stand.

 

[SteveJ]

They should name the toilets after Kelvin Mackenzie. Or build some stocks for the scumbag.

 

[One Night Only]

Liverpool are a club who just have to be in the news constantly it seems, can't keep quiet for a week.

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Can't believe Coutinho is condoning this behaviour. Honestly, will players stop at nothing for sponsorship!

 

[Barbara Charles]

Guess they won't be getting Trojans condoms for a sponsor.

 

[antohan]

Guess they won't be getting Trojans condoms for a sponsor.

Crystal Palace will, else we would be inundated with little scousers

 

[montpelier]

Right here we go...

Fenway Sports Group (FSG) and Liverpool Football Club announce that Kenny Dalglish is to leave his post today as Manager after having his contract terminated.

Shit, sorry. That's a wrong one, many apologies.

Great stuff!!

Sweet! Great words by Werner as well to be fair.

 

[Paxi]

Rumour has it this'll be the statue outside the stand.

And they call Sir Alex a piss head! He looks Sir Alex's age in that pic.

 

[montpelier]

Nobody has done.

Fantastic gesture. Anyone saying anything negative about this can feck off.

Still nobody has done, 3 posts later

#RAWK Staff
A little reminder that we really don't need to make this about anything other than what it actually is. A tribute to the King.
The King Kenny Stand

 

[Dobba]

Can't wait to see what shite they come out with now that they're naming a stand after Kenny.

Presumably racism is going to be tolerated in that stand, just as long as you wear a Liverpool shirt while doing it?

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

I take it there won't be much diversity in that stand moving forward.

 

[GaryLifo]

The King Kenny Konstruction...

 

[arthurka]

The King Kenny Konstruction...

El KKK negrito stand.

 

[Sparky_Hughes]

I'm surprised kenny CAN stand, piss soaked old tramp

 

[Paxi]

El KKK negrito stand.

Can I post shame on a negrito video? Please?