Romelu Lukaku | United confirm deal subject to medical and personal terms

How do you feel about the imminent signing of Romelu Lukaku?

  • Muppetastic!

    Votes: 456 20.6%
  • Happy enough

    Votes: 1,222 55.2%
  • Ambivalent

    Votes: 370 16.7%
  • Disappointed

    Votes: 112 5.1%
  • Oh please god no!

    Votes: 54 2.4%

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MuFc_1992

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I saw someone on facebook post the pogba song from last year thinking Stormzy was Lukaku but this takes it to the whole new level...:lol:
 

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Irish newspaper, the Evening Herald has printed a picture of Stormzy alongside its story about Lukaku. :lol:
Tell that man, pack up! (His desk, because he's fecking fired)
 

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Perhaps the Evening Herald did it on purpose. Any publicity is good publicity, or they say?
 

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All but confirmed he'll wear the 9. Banned source but I'd trust Pilip De Brún on this one.
 

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From the interview Lukaku practically confirms that he gave us his word he would join us. Why did Chelsea keep wasting time on him when this was the case? They must have a very incompetent transfer team.

For months the media kept saying that he prefers Chelsea over us and it's some kind of dream to succeed at Chelsea and stuff which is similar to this rhetoric.
 

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With mouths closed, they look alike IMO



Bit longer hair on Stormzy, and a bit more fuzz on the cheeks and they are doppelgangers.

It's when they open their mouths and/or smile that they begin to look very different.



 

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Give it a rest? That's my first post about it. They don't look alike :lol:
The give it a rest was more a general point, not only aimed at you.

When the person himself says they look alike, then surely they do look somewhat alike?
 

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Perhaps the Evening Herald did it on purpose. Any publicity is good publicity, or they say?
Spot on, they'll be delighted at the publicity.

It's not as if they have a reputation for quality sports journalism to protect.

The person responsible for the pic will be unmercifully slagged and that's as far as it'll go. He won't be sacked!
 

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With mouths closed, they look alike IMO



Bit longer hair on Stormzy, and a bit more fuzz on the cheeks and they are doppelgangers.

It's when they open their mouths and/or smile that they begin to look very different.



Different brows, Lukaku has smaller ear and lighter lips, Stormzy has more pronounced cheekbones.
 

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It's amazing what we'll bicker about while we wait for the official announcement :lol:
 

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They do look alike, but it's a very big mistake to make for a national paper let's be honest.

It's like confusing Chris Evans with Damian Lewis :lol:
 

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I once got called racist for saying two black men looked alike when they were twins. People will call racist at anything. People like being offended.

Lukaku and Stormzy do look alike.
 

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Different brows, Lukaku has smaller ear and lighter lips, Stormzy has more pronounced cheekbones.
They have some different features because they are not the same person. They still have a lot of similarities as well.

I'd bet all lookalikes have things you can point out that are different, whilst still looking like that person.
 

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I might get shouted at for wasting bandwidth on stupid memes, but this made me chuckle

 

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They have some different features because they are not the same person. They still have a lot of similarities as well.

I'd bet all lookalikes have things you can point out that are different, whilst still looking like that person.
There's looking alike and not being able to tell apart, whereby some do the latter.
 
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