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BBC: United hold talks with Mourinho
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I'd be surprised if we get 19 shots off.
We'd be 19-0 up and Bournemouth would pull one back in the 12th minute of injury time
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I'd be surprised if we got one shot on target in 19 mins.
We are not a project you fecktard
I disagree, at this point we are a project and further down the pecking order of preferred destinations of top tier players than some of us we would care to admit
I'd be surprised if we got 19 shots off over 3 games much less in a meaningless fixture before the FA Cup final.
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That. Is the truth.That doesn't make us a project. It means we have work to do, but the term itself is thrown around as though managers are mere contractors caring little about the long term value of the club. Mourinho certainly wouldn't be hired on that basis, and going by his interviews, he wants a long term run. Hence, my problem with the term "project".
What about a long term project?
An in-depth discussion over the meaning of the term "project". 
Just wait until the summer is really here!An in-depth discussion over the meaning of the term "project".
Won't we have the Euros to keep us busy?
Can't believe people are getting uppity about us being described as a project... when we've been a bad experiment for the past 2 years!
We project really shit football on a weekly basis.We are not a project you fecktard
Embarrassing project
Looks like it is all but confirmed. French journalists connected with PSG and the french league are tweeting that we have offered Zlatan a one year deal. No way would Zlatan play with LvG. It appears this is curtains for LvG.
In fairness, it doesn't say he's accepted said deal.
I am gonna go ahead and assume that an offer is not made unless the indication from the said player is a positive one. This is a pretty huge hint about what might the future hold for the manchester united managerial position.
Zlatan has said he knows were his going next. He would have said the club if it was anyone but us.
RMC precise that he will only answer when the name of the manager is confirmed.
But, if LVG was to be manager next sesaon, we would not even bother making an offer. LVG does not get along with Ibra and would not sanction the purchase.
LVG wants robots who will do exactly as he programs them to do. And Ibra is the complete opposite of a robot.
Within reason, Ibra does as he pleases.
I dunno what it is but thread chances like this make everyone come over all funny, it's infectious.
Yes, completely agreed. Fairly certain club won't be waisting their time and Zlatan's time. I think all the roads are leading to one destination.
Are you also available for weddings?
Unless Ed has told LVG that the only way he keeps his job is to agree to a marquee signing in Ibra... /conspiracy
Keeping LVG will cause a lot of hatred for woodward from fans
Signing Zlatan for LVg would cause hatred from lvg
LVG being a bitch to zlatan would cause dressing room problems to United.
All that trouble to keep LVG? Mourinho hhas to be close. I hope LVG announces tomorrow or in friday press conference that he is retiring.
Mourinho and Zlatan next year will be glorious after this season.
Add a few more of the right additions and I cant see why we wont be challenging again next season.
For the other teams in the league yes.
You don't want Ibrahimovic either?
Yeah I keep hoping that at the end of the time in his final message of the season he announces that he is stepping down after the final.
I can't think of many worse ideas than freshing up our devastatingly slow and ponderous attack with a 35 year old who has never played in the Premier League.
Rashford and Martial are fast, to be fair.
Much better to freshen it up with a big Belgian fella with an afro who has played in the Premier League.
PL experience means feck all, some players fail and some players succeed. I think that Zlatan would be a success if we got Mourinho, regardless of whether he's played in the league before or not.
Yeah we'd end up benching one for Ibra.
I think he'd score goals in England even at the age he's at now. Do you not think United need a character like that in the side?
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