VanGaalEra
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Gazzaesque, just at the wrong end.Fantastic skill for that goal tbh.
Gazzaesque, just at the wrong end.Fantastic skill for that goal tbh.
Yeah, would have been a goal of the year contender at the other end. Should have put him in attack instead.Gazzaesque, just at the wrong end.
Goal of the season if it was at the other end.Just a reminder to the Blue cnuts of what they used to be before they became a Sheikh's little play thing, got relegated after this game
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I don't believe it.One could say that another bad season for Pep and he'll have 'one foot in the grave'
Although he ain't quite like Robert Huth
Kompany's just too long in the tooth
I came from Bayern to meet City's needs
Now I need Messi and maybe prayer beads
I may be Tiky, Taky and in need of a shave
Bring me Xavi, Iniesta and even that Big Dave
But give me half a chance and this shite season I'll save...
Mediocre is a bit too kind a word.Oh the irony of a once mediocre club being bought by oil money calling their rivals rags.
Oh btw maybe they should let that go and get some new material seeing as it's been nearly 70 years
I don't believe it.
Chim chim cher-ee
'sweep yer blue seat guvnor?'
Just a reminder to the Blue cnuts of what they used to be before they became a Sheikh's little play thing, got relegated after this game
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Funniest thing is their keeper should have seen red when we played them in the league last time and we should have got a pen yet they harp on about how the refs are gonna help usEvery single post on there is about how the result has already been decided, how they are going to get kicked about with referee doing nothing, how the FA and United are using the media to print stories to destabilize their preparations and sow discord in their camps (they are even making up headlines that they feel will be published), soon and so forth. Even the sanest person has to resort to drinking a bit of conspiracy Kool-aid to look good amongst other numpties. And they don't trust any single one of the referees too.
From slags to bitchesFrom rags to riches.
Not Bluemoon, but from another City forum.
Not Bluemoon, but from another City forum.
'sweep yer blue seat guvnor?'
What a rollercoasterRight lads n lasses, the objective for thursday nights showdown with the massives is clear to me now, we simply must win in the most improper way imagineable. So, they have around 80% possession to our measly 19%, they have like 4 perfectly legitimate goals dissallowed due to shockingly poor refereeing (1 of those goals would be an absolute stunner containing 56 passes and an overhead kick to finish) 3 disturbling unfair sending offs of their players, 34 corners to our 3 and throughout the game they miss 14 clear cut chances and we haven't even had a solitary shot on goal. Then and only then does the miracle happen. It's 99th minute and Citeh are laying seige to our goal just as they have for the previous 98 minutes to pass, Bailly hoofs the ball upfield in the general direction of the one known as microphone head who catches the ball with both hands and preceeds to drop kick/punt the ball towards Rashford who is standing in an offside position - some 18 yards or so - munching on a strawberry cornetto, who then bares down on goal and finishes with absolute aplomb -wherby he quite literally picks up the ball, stuffs it under his right arm and dives over the line Rugby League style, the ref awards the goal and instantly blows the final whistle before Citeh can kick off again. Game over.
I will then purchase the LARGEST bag of popcorn ever assembled by human hands and a 20 crate of Stella, then head back to this thread and watch the fireworks commence. What a night that would be.
I'd rather play without a ref too, but only if our nasty cnuts are playing - get Rojo, Ibrahimovic, Fellaini, Herrera, Rooney out there, elbows sharpened, barbed wire on their boots, and tell them to feck them up.Even Ya Ya is getting on on the conspiracy act! Imagine if Pep had come out with this in a post match interview, they'd be a heavy fine. How can he get away with this?
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It's ridiculous. They're worse than Trump.The fact grown men on Bluemoon call Utd rags, Arsenal tarquins, and Chelsea chavs, is pretty embarrassing.
Still hilarious watching them claim the entire footballing world has it in for them, and there is an agenda. The same agenda they ridiculed Mourinho for btw.
Sky will have the mics turned up to max in front of the utd fans and down to minimum elsewhere.
The Kippax Corner & SS Standing Section need to be in full hatred mode, giving the red scum serious abuse every time they touch the ball for the entire game.
Let's have their fans sh*tting the
themselves & turn make the stadium intimidating & a cauldron of noise.
A whole stadium Poznan, renditions of 'This City is Ours' with particular emphasis on 'F*** OFF BACK TO LONDON' plus 'F*ck off Mourinho' and 'Martin Tyler is a w*nker' and whatever it takes to strike fear into the dirty, red sh*te.
Be the 12th man, make the players proud and make all of us expat blues watching from afar (Cambodia for the next 3 months) proud to blue too.
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Jesus christ!Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Can just see Martin Tyler roll up, "crowd is hostile tonight..... there's dozens of them."
I'd imagine a vast majority of reds attending tomorrow's game like myself haven been to Anfield (a proper rivalry) and have experienced some very hostile crowds.. nothing this lot can serve up will make a) the supporters, b) the players c) Martin Tyler intimidated.
Take a bow son!Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Brilliant!Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
This is brilliant.Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats
Needs to be recorded!Wilfried Bony in me pocket
but we could do with Gundogan
because I want the best'uns
but the Sheikh asks questions
like 'brother, whats your plan?'
'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
it's like some wealthy oil magnate gives us endless money
but 'eres the one that's driving me beserk:
where do all of our supporters lurk?
We've got some half priced match-nights
And miles and miles of empty aisles
Bluemoon angries, and 50 crates of City tees
Drawn games, bought fame
Rag agenda is to blame
Brand new sky blue match shorts
For the boys in Stockport-port-port-port-port
Two dud fullbacks, No FFP,
Mocked by Ajax, worse than Chelsea
No black or white, no rich or broke
More supporters follow Stoke
God bless empty seats
we've no gate receipts
Sugar daddy sweet
C'est magnifique, empty seats
Magnifique, empty seats
Empty seats