Agreed. I think we can all pretty much go to bed/sign off/doing something else without fear that we're going to miss something.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
- Thread starter KM
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HIRING!
Laundry Person Wanted
Key Roles:
* Ensure that daily and deep cleaning schedules are adhered to.
* Maintain a high standard of personal presentation and hygiene.
* To comply with COSHH regulations.
* Updating Redcafe with latest gossip
* Sneaking into Ed Woodwards office during his absence and updating the caf on transfer details.
* Gaining the training complexes trust and reporting on the Griezmann Saga in 2017 is required.
Lock-picking skills are essential, an understanding of how to break locks with a paperclip and credit card are a must.
A proven record of hiding in closets listening to conversations is desired but not essential.
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Anyone?
Laundry Person Wanted
Key Roles:
* Ensure that daily and deep cleaning schedules are adhered to.
* Maintain a high standard of personal presentation and hygiene.
* To comply with COSHH regulations.
* Updating Redcafe with latest gossip
* Sneaking into Ed Woodwards office during his absence and updating the caf on transfer details.
* Gaining the training complexes trust and reporting on the Griezmann Saga in 2017 is required.
Lock-picking skills are essential, an understanding of how to break locks with a paperclip and credit card are a must.
A proven record of hiding in closets listening to conversations is desired but not essential.
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Anyone?
Usually every ten days or thereabouts.
Good feet for a big man.
Typical this though, working a total of 6 shifts through August, one tomorrow during the day and another next Friday night, I'll run out of data.
I listened to 50 cent, eminem and a pile of utter crap in school... maybe I am just getting old but good lord that Stormzy 'song' in that Pogba video is woeful
Liverpool have, LA Llana.Then we have
La Scouse: Wayne Rooney
Pretty sure Zlatan's not French either. Or a couple of the others, but at least it's probably their first language.
After 10pm is hardly prime time For this kind of news. Kids, people who get up early for work already asleep.
Brilliant. Now you just need to come up with some appropriate competency-based interview questions!
Afraid to sound stupid but who/what is Stormzy?
I reckon 11am.
On a scale of Vanilla Ice to Drake?
With Vanilla being entertainingly shit and Drake being painfully shit.
People probably haven't notice but apparently I'm an official club sponsor (check out the website yourself if you want to disprove me).
I don't want to take credit for this transfer but...
I don't want to take credit for this transfer but...
UK grime artist. One of the few people Pogba follows on twitter, he's also sponsored by Adidas
It'll be early in the day so workers can speak about it, and so he can attend the training session hopefully.
London rap artist who's also sponsored by Adidas!
But he wouldn't get into their side though.
UK Superstar Grime Artist.
Yeah I watched that video for the first time whilst our house was being done and the Internet was disconnected, so my data was going fasttttttt
Let's hope for an announcement before RDCR noticesHoly shit
Their first language would be their country of birth. Maybe you mean their second language. Can Micky speak French? I know he was in Germany so should speak a bit of German.
Also was pointing out that list was crap.
Wth is grime? Some kind of hiphop?
Announcement at 11 or is it the infamous 48 hours again...
Making sure not to tag him too. Clever.Yeah I watched that video for the first time whilst our house was being done and the Internet was disconnected, so my data was going fasttttttt
Let's hope for an announcement before RDCR notices
People probably haven't notice but apparently I'm an official club sponsor (check out the website yourself if you want to disprove me).
I don't want to take credit for this transfer but...
You Schlampe you.Barry Scott's mortal enemy
So the fee is £89m and we aren't paying the Raiola fee. Seems like a fair deal
It's #merky season now that Pogz is here. Stormzy is clearly a muppet tooI won't lie that tune is fire
You hadn't noticed that Zlatan is Swedish?? Also he doesn't speak French - all his interviews with PSG were in English
Eh? No, I mean first - talking about Bailly and Fellaini.
Downright delightful, compared to some of the ridiculous rumours early on.
£30m for three years? We'll make more than that in extra commercial revenue!!
Zlatans english will be very good from being a Swede since you are taught it at age ~4ish and then the majority of TV shows imported are American, and the internet really helps people with learning languages too. Then his time in Italy helps him, French/Italian/Spanish IIRC are all Latino languages so it helps enourmously.
There's a lot of crossover, just like with Scandinavian languages all being similar (for the most part) and having germanic origins means there's even similarities with english, german but of course there's false friends, you can't literally translate, there's different patterns of speech. sentence structure, tenses irregular verbs etc.
I think for Pogba his family being in Manchester means he's never really lost the accent, being French he would be speaking english quite a bit as an intermediate language eg if you have a german and a french person they would speak english as a middle-ground.
I'm surprised at Pogbas level of Spanish but again latino language helps but it's still a huge effort to learn a language it takes so much dedication and immersion I'm not sure where he's got it from. I can understand Pogba having Italian, English, French but Mkhitaryan even Rakitic no idea how they speak so many languages, I kind of expect Mkhitaryan to start speaking Elvish from LOTR in his post-match conference at this rate.
Yes, that was my point. Is everybody in here pissed or something? Just high on Pogba maybe?
- Rooney's Armenian I believeIs this blood thing bad news? Has he been snorting in Vegas?
No chance, his English isn't good enough for an Armenian.