Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Xign

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Can I just say I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight with the fear Pogba may be attending Reals game. I'm terrified. Cough.
 

Kill 'em all

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That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
 

daveskimufc

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How does that make it official? You could literally have ''Messi 10'' or ''Captain Cockring 69'' on a shirt and they'd reply something with that daft hashtag.
think theres a letter limit.......maybe just Cockring 69. :wenger::D:D
 

Kevin

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That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
They are saying his holiday is at an end in the first paragraph. Doubt it's true.
 

JJ12

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when is he supposedly back from holidays?
 

Offside

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That AS article is a bit baseless. There's no way we will fully complete the deal tomorrow as Pogba is still enjoying his vacation. We may announce it pending a medical but not fully complete.
Didn't some journo reckon we would?
 

sewey89

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Do you know what is really wank?

Working night shifts and then waking up at 1pm in the afternoon, looking at your phone, seeing a notification from the Sky Sports News app that says:

"BREAKING - Ross McCormack is wanted by 56 EFL clubs"

or

"BREAKING - Pep Guardiola says Man City new boy Leroy Sane has the best hair in the squad and would love to use it as a pillow one night."


The notification fills me with hope for a split second, every single time.
 

sunama

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Try not opening the thread.
My friend, what you are asking him to do is not easy.
I too am bored, but the temptation to view this thread the first thing in the morning and last thing at night is too great...it's a bizarre ritual that I have fallen into for the past few weeks.
Call this an addiction.

If/when we sign him, I'm not sure what I will do.
What will we do when there is no, "we will sign him in 48 hours" tweets?
 

Ban

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Do you know what is really wank?

Working night shifts and then waking up at 1pm in the afternoon, looking at your phone, seeing a notification from the Sky Sports News app that says:

"BREAKING - Ross McCormack is wanted by 56 EFL clubs"

or

"BREAKING - Pep Guardiola says Man City new boy Leroy Sane has the best hair in the squad and would love to use it as a pillow one night."


The notification fills me with hope for a split second, every single time.
I saw BREAKING Swansea rejects some bid for Ashley Williams. Goddman BREAKING.
 

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On Thursday evening, it will be another 48 hours till he signs.
It's always 48 hrs. I guess they hope that eventually they will be right and then make a claim that, "we were the first to announce this!!!"
It's not a second.
But 48 hours away
Just as long as you click
We'll keep postin'
we'll keep postin'
 

VanGaalEra

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Can anyone check if Marca have said it will be completed tomorrow?

Can't see anything on their English Twitter.
 

Smoking_Owl

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Why would a Spanish newspaper have an exclusive on details of a French player in the Italian League moving to England?
 

TheNewEra

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The saga will reach its conclusion within a few days.

Ladies, Gentlemen and people of all ages, Pogba will Sign for Manchester United
 

Sparky Rhiwabon

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What's the status now?

a) a matter / question of hours
b) Tomorrow
c) 48 hours
d) End of the week
e) Next week
f) When (if?) he comes back off holiday
 

TheNewEra

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What's the status now?

a) a matter / question of hours
b) Tomorrow
c) 48 hours
d) End of the week
e) Next week
f) When (if?) he comes back off holiday
Back from Holiday on the 6th. I think by next Monday at the latest personally.

My biggest issue is he's been seen partying a bit in LA which is fine! He's human and he's on Holiday.

The issue is with his price tag people will expect him to hit the ground running, day one. He's behind others on Fitness at this stage and you know the press will hound him if he doesn't show up day one.
 

TheNewEra

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What are you going to do when it says "BREAKING NEWS: Manchester United Sign Paul... Scholes back from retirement."