Sometimes it hits you that this fecking donkey is getting a game in a red shirt. It’s nothing short of a disgrace.
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I don’t think I’ve ever hated a player this much. Donkey.
Much in the same way that I loved my nan, despite her being a bit senile, crazy, unable to do much, and ultimately we couldn't really communicate because we speak different languages... I love Phil Jones.
Enough is enough. 8 or 7 years is more than enough. For this player alone, Jose deserved sacked.
I loathe him. Never loathed a United player as much as him.
At least he didn't sky it into orbit this time, right?!
Worst player ever, costs us ssssooo much over the years, fa cup last season, the league cup this!!
Please get rid
Please get rid
poor fecker 
Someone said he's our 2nd best defender
Why do we keep a finished player like him and keep sending out on loan our young players ?Surely they cannot be worse than this idiot ?
The worst United player I have ever had the 'pleasure' of watching. Obertan included.
That one day in a year when he isn't injured... and Daley Blind left because of this piece of dogshit ?
Hate and loathe are taken. I'll go with detest.
I detest Phil Jones.
Keep playing him. He'll come good.
Pretty obvious he was going to miss. Rarely looks confident talking a throw-in, never mind a penalty.
Didn't he miss one for Moyes in the league cup before?
Didn't he miss one for Moyes in the league cup before?
His a good guy, but a shit player.
Terrible performance even before his weak penalty.
Tbh, I didn't think we'd see him again after his latest injury.
I'd sooner Tuanzebe was available for rotation.
I'd sooner Tuanzebe was available for rotation.
Fingers crossed that'll be the last time he ever plays for us (contract runs out end of season)... until he injures a couple of our other defenders.
Pretty sure i caught him looking around at the ground for some bottle or just something to trip and fall on while walking up to the penalty
he's the top defender's version of Austin Powers
Someone over the summer was saying if he could stay fit make him captainSomeone said he's our 2nd best defender
It was so predictable he wouldn't score when I heard it was him taking a penalty (listened on 5Live).
Sorry excuse of a footballer.
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One of our worst ever defenders. He wouldn't get in any other PL side, maybe barring Cardiff, but even there I am reaching. Makes Smalling look like Paolo Maldini
He is shite.
He is shite.
give this man a fecking contract and that will be the end of my support for this club
kidding but seriously dont give him a contract
kidding but seriously dont give him a contract
As someone said: he'll get an extension, a testimonial, and he'll injure himself in the testimonial
By far the worst player at the club.
His last 4 matches:
United - Chelsea. Lost us a game
England- Belgium. fecked up second goal
United- Spurs. Guilty for 2 goals
United - Derby. Lost his man for their goal and missed a penalty.
He is like a plague
Actually I think this one is my favourite. Will make it his Profile Picture in next seasons Performance threads.
If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got. Keep playing this numpty and we’re going nowhere. He’s been consistently useless yet he still gets game time. The man is incredible, in his own way.
He’s not the only one to blame, mind you. The managers that keep selecting him have to be held accountable.
He’s not the only one to blame, mind you. The managers that keep selecting him have to be held accountable.
Hate, loathe and detest taken.
I'll go abhor then.
I abhor Phil Jones.
Get rid of him asap.
Credit to him, he managed a full game without going off injured at least!
Literally seconds apart (my comment below yours)I have an irrational dislike of him.
He is survivor. I don't know how and why but we will get new contract
Duncan Edwards my ass.
Phil Jones is not a bad player. He is very good when his confidence is up. He has had a rubbish pre-season and then he got injured, can't blame him entirely for hs performances this season. He will be seen as the scapegoat. He missed a fecking penalty, its not his forte. I know this is not a popular opinion.
Regardless of the penalty miss he was dominated by championship players, should be nowhere near a United squad.
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