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Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
Because the smaller numbers suit their self image of the plucky upstart just scraping by with the big boys, only spending pennies, la, only reason they're not on top is financial doping, etc, etc, la, YAWN....Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
So if they have a bad season they can say "well we only spent £40mil so you can't expect much" etc, while in reality they spent £110mil on new players.Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
I prefer a dodgy sending off, say in the 3rd minute, ala Hyppia, followed by a dubious penalty in 4 minutes of extra time in the first half. Followed by a last minute offside goal having been parked in front of our box all game. The hurt and total meltdown would be surpass the crystanbul or slippy G events. Naturally, Brenda would talk about outstanding Mr Mee, the resurgence of Raheem S after his diving lessons and how pleased he was with the movement of his strikers in the final 2/3 rds.I would love just a no nonsense composed 2-0 win.
No hammering, no fuss, just knock the ball about nicely and slot two lovely worked taps ins past them and be done.
It won't be that though, it will be like watching two brain damaged 45 year old heavy weights slugging it out for 90 minutes.
I appreciate the meltdown that follows that but this year it has to be convincing. No help from the ref, just completely play them off the park and put 3 or 4 past them with no reply. A red card to Gerrard later on when we've already won would be good for the laughs though.I prefer a dodgy sending off, say in the 3rd minute, ala Hyppia, followed by a dubious penalty in 4 minutes of extra time in the first half. Followed by a last minute offside goal having been parked in front of our box all game. The hurt and total meltdown would be surpass the crystanbul or slippy G events. Naturally, Brenda would talk about outstanding Mr Mee, the resurgence of Raheem S after his diving lessons and how pleased he was with the movement of his strikers in the final 2/3 rds.
Nice as that would be, I do not believe it is going to happen though. Form goes out the window when we meet them.I appreciate the meltdown that follows that but this year it has to be convincing. No help from the ref, just completely play them off the park and put 3 or 4 past them with no reply. A red card to Gerrard later on when we've already won would be good for the laughs though.
United fans have the same problem to prove the club doesn't spend enough.Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
Because its an excuse for any failing, no huge global support, no sugar daddy, they're suggesting they're not a big enough club to compete.Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
By this logic we are going to finish with less points than last season! This was the most ridiculous logic ever when they kept going on about it at the start of the season but to still be banging on about it...Yup because you're 5 points WORSE off than in the equivalent fixtures last year when he was in charge
(having spent 200 million)
Still think you're not shite?
Mate, Alternative League Table is all that matters. Who cares for the real table when you have alternative league table. And there, we are doing worse than last year, so top 4 or not, I am afraid that we're fecked this year.By this logic we are going to finish with less points than last season! This was the most ridiculous logic ever when they kept going on about it at the start of the season but to still be banging on about it...
Um, because it is a good indicator of how much has been invested in the team?Why do liverpool fans have such an obsession with net spend?
A thought just occurred to me. Were all this talks of "points gained in equivalent fixtures last season" or "alternative league tables" prevalent back in the pre Internet football forum days?
I never heard of all this before I joined the Caf. People I talk football with outside of the internet certainly never mentioned anything of these ridiculous new fangled mumbo jumbo nonsense.
So we were the ones with alternative league tables in the 80s? Robson I suppose was Gerrard, then.Don't forget, before the internet, they used to win stuff. Like in the 80s and stuff.
I suppose Robson might have let Gerrard clean his boots.So we were the ones with alternative league tables in the 80s? Robson I suppose was Gerrard, then.
Or touch his league medal.I suppose Robson might have let Gerrard clean his boots.
Steady on...Or touch his league medal.
It won't be that though, it will be like watching two brain damaged 45 year old heavy weights slugging it out for 90 minutes.
That would be gross spend.Um, because it is a good indicator of how much has been invested in the team?
For the entire league or only for Liverpool.Top Scorer - Sturridge
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Entire leagueFor the entire league or only for Liverpool.
No it's a bad indicator because it really does not matter where the money comes from if you spend it, it is goneUm, because it is a good indicator of how much has been invested in the team?
That's a little bit sad.Entire league
He wasn't biased there at allEntire league
The reactions after Pelle's equalizer on the other hand:Was on the train this morning, nothing better than scrolling through the matchday thread and seeing the moment that a United goal goes in. The following 10 pages are always packed with gold.
Get in there Pelle, you handsome bastard. If I arrived home and you were in bed with my wife I'd apologise.
Do me, Pelle.
Pelle is sexier than ever at this minute!
Yeah you are right.No it's a bad indicator because it really does not matter where the money comes from if you spend it, it is gone
Surely that's a pisstake?The atmosphere at Anfield will be unlike anything the Basel players will have witnessed, the loudest, most passionate cauldron of fire. surrounded by the most knowledgeble and supporting of fans in the world. Playing at the most deafening ground in the world.
We are Liverpool
We are coming
feck those who stand before us
YAWN
Why is it anything to do with selling players?Yeah you are right.
If Real spend £100m on players at the same time as selling the first 11 for £500m, its gross spend that matters.
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No thats how they talk.Surely that's a pisstake?
I remember feeling the same way towards Demba Ba.The reactions after Pelle's equalizer on the other hand:
We're only 1 point better than Hodgson's season? Didn't realise we were that poor this season, what with all the graphs projecting third lol!
@Suli Is that you?ought to be ban-hammered, bang out of order
We're only 1 point better than Hodgson's season? Didn't realise we were that poor this season, what with all the graphs projecting third lol!
Bright colours and numbers. That's me convinced.more encouragingly if they match last year's form 3rd is still looking pretty much a nailed-on certainty (see graph) so brace yourselves for a repeat of the 11 straight wins & unbeaten run
^ ^ ^ graph (don't bother) of ''Combined Current Season and Prior Season Equivalent Results''![]()
I don't understand what is that ?more encouragingly if they match last year's form 3rd is still looking pretty much a nailed-on certainty (see graph) so brace yourselves for a repeat of the 11 straight wins & unbeaten run
^ ^ ^ graph (don't bother) of ''Combined Current Season and Prior Season Equivalent Results''![]()