RAWK Goes Into Meltdown 2016-17 Edition

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Took a stroll over to their forum, was curious how they've reacted over the fact that we're very close to signing Pogba.

Wow shit really hit the fans! The amount of delusion exceeded what I thought was possible... and that Peter-dude :lol: When was the last time he saw pussy? He's not just deluded, he's angry as hell! Even his less deluded friends seemed to be a bit worried about his state of mind
 

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How are they reacting over Joe Allen leaving? They were so damn sure he was world class a couple of weeks ago even though he's shite.
 

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I was pretty sure the comparisons to Vidic would’ve already started. You know, simply because both were relatively unknown at the time signed to PL.
And they both have funny names.

As for the Norse mythology bit, can you imagine the fanfic they will produce about that?
 

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Is it just me or has anyone noticed the puff sleeves of the Liverpool jerseys. I mean the part where the sleeves start at the shoulder is slightly risen and makes it look like a ladies top
 

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There are actually people over there deluding themselves into claiming Pogba ain't all that, and that they wouldn't part ways with Can and the odd £50m for him.

"prefer Can, la"

Glastonspur is deluding himself with Pogba having to "prove himself" to be able to play in the Spurs midfield, but atleast their midfield is quite good. The scouse midfield is pure shite.
 

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That PeterTheRed fella is one of the most delusional Liverpool fan I have ever seen.
 

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That PeterTheRed fella is one of the most delusional Liverpool fan I have ever seen.
That he is!

I love comments like these:

Regardless of how talented he undoubtedly is, it is fecking hilarious that they're paying £110m for a player they let go for free four years ago. Just let that sink in for a minute.
Glad they can find something to amuse themselves.
 

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I'd rather spend the £100m on Pogba, than £60m odd on Mane and Wijnaldum.
 

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I'm sure JonnoWhite is equally as disgusted with us signing Pogba: "As a United fan since before I was a sperm, I am shocked and disgusted by the fees we are paying for a player that we initially stole on a free, but then sold on a free too. I think it is absolutely disgusting the way Fergie treated him, and now we're literally paying the price. At least Kloppmeister managed to get £15 million for Ibe, who's gonna be world class by the way. Meanwhile, Liverpool's signings of Mane and the Estonian Vidic are much better value for money. I hate to say it guys, but I think you'll finish higher than the Mancs us."
 

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PeterTheRed is becoming a caf favourite with his posts (although it might well be that he’s a United fan on a wum)

Like most English players, Shaw is terribly over-rated. Not even among the top 10 left fullbacks in the Premier League.
 
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Do you ever notice when united sign or look to sign a good player, RAWK suddenly become fans of our youth team? Like there'll be something along the lines of "Ibra coming will ruin the development of the talented youngsters there like Rashford"
 

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Do you ever notice when united sign or look to sign a good player, RAWK suddenly become fans of our youth team? Like there'll be something along the lines of "Ibra coming will ruin the development of the talented youngsters there like Rashford"
It’s the same on bluemoon, which is fair though considering their recent record of academy players’ breakthroughs.
 

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RAWK is really living up to it's infamous reputation last 24 hours.

Pogba is a waste of cash meanwhile Winaldi is a bargain at 25 mill and will "bring back the good times."

You couldn't make it up.
 

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I could do without Peter the Red's revolving Mighty Red.

(he's taking the piss, Clive)
 

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RAWK said:
Not signing this diva could be our best bit of business this summer.
♫There's no business like no business♫
 

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The price we're paying for Pogba is £200m according to RAWK. With absolutely non of that being recouped in anyway shape or form in the 5 years he would spend at the club should he sign.
 

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The price we're paying for Pogba is £200m according to RAWK. With absolutely non of that being recouped in anyway shape or form in the 5 years he would spend at the club should he sign.
Woodward pays a bit extra to a player in a contract because he buys the image rights too, he knows what he's doing.

He'll get on and off the field success with Pogba for the club, funny how RAWK is criticising United but their grossly understated Allen is leaving for £15M to stoke, and their latest addition is a 30+ year old Estonian defender.
 

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Has Johnno had anything to say about Pogba?

If he has I imagine it is something like 'I can't believe Pogba would go back to United. Mourinho will have him defending all game. He should join your club where he would flourish under the amazing Klopp.
 

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The price we're paying for Pogba is £200m according to RAWK. With absolutely non of that being recouped in anyway shape or form in the 5 years he would spend at the club should he sign.
If we win the CL at all during his time here he'll be worth every penny as far as I'm concerned.

If he signs, of course...
 

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RAWKonomics is funny reading. Since Allen is sold for 13m, Windmill then becomes a £12m player (discounting the fact that they had to pay for Allen in the first place). Pogba becomes a £200m and 400k\week player, and Zlatan is 43 years old and on 600k\week.

Never change RAWK, never change.
 

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Why is their site so heavily modded? Just don't see why anyone would want to post there with their outdated layout & over the top rules & guidelines. One of the most ridiculous forums I've ever seen, unless you always go with the popular opinion you're an outcast there.
 

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RAWKonomics is funny reading. Since Allen is sold for 13m, Windmill then becomes a £12m player (discounting the fact that they had to pay for Allen in the first place). Pogba becomes a £200m and 400k\week player, and Zlatan is 43 years old and on 600k\week.

Never change RAWK, never change.
They actually paid £15m originally for Allen, so by their logic Wjinaldum is in fact costing £27m :lol:
 

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Why is their site so heavily modded? Just don't see why anyone would want to post there with their outdated layout & over the top rules & guidelines. One of the most ridiculous forums I've ever seen, unless you always go with the popular opinion you're an outcast there.
Quite often they mod out the popular opinion too - haha. It's great.
 

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If Wijnaldum is coming to play as one of the deep midfielders for Liverpool in a 4231, Joe Allen is better at that than he is.

Can - Wijnaldum is lacking so much defensively.